Aw, damn it. So THIS is what happens to my computer in the middle of the night.

[Guest]

This is when I'm usually asleep. My computer is not accustomed to my being here at this hour.

So it is THIS hour that I've scheduled all those pesky little maintenance issues, whole system virus scans, defragmentors, disk cleanups . . .

And just now, everything clicked on in furious fashion. It's as if my entire computer just came alive all around me.

It's telling me something, I think. Get the hell away from me and go back to bed!

OK.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Your computer was probably looking forward to a quiet night of surfing porn sites, when you came along and ruined things. So it had its revenge

Computers are usually good to me, but I remember having several ATMs telling me to fuck off as a student.

 

[wishfulthinking]

Computers have rights too you know.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Ummmmmmmm that's not your computer... I was trying some new hacking schemes, and well ummm you see its like this ummmmm well I knew you had some great cartoon porn and ummmmmm well no, no I'm wrong, not me, not me at all, nope nope nope, you're right, its the virus scnas and crap. yep yep yep .

 

[Liar]

You have your 'puter on 24/7? When Al Gore wants you to conserve energy or we'll all die? Where's your sense of responsibility? Think of the spotted owl!

 

[arienette]

I just pictured a big mouth coming from the computer, opening up and showing it's teeth and then growing arms and waving them frantically in the air.

AHHHHH! *gropegropegrope*

 

[Guest]

Ummmmmmmm that's not your computer... I was trying some new hacking schemes, and well ummm you see its like this ummmmm well I knew you had some great cartoon porn and ummmmmm well no, no I'm wrong, not me, not me at all, nope nope nope, you're right, its the virus scnas and crap. yep yep yep .

Salvor, you know better than that.

My computer is a vicious bitch when she doesn't get her beauty rest.

 

[Guest]

You have your 'puter on 24/7? When Al Gore wants you to conserve energy or we'll all die? Where's your sense of responsibility? Think of the spotted owl!

It is much better on the computers to leave them on 24/7, ya know. Saves wear and tear on certain parts.

Al can go fuck a spotted owl, the way I feel this morning.

 

[arienette]

It is much better on the computers to leave them on 24/7, ya know. Saves wear and tear on certain parts.

Al can go fuck a spotted owl, the way I feel this morning.

Then he can write a book about it!

 

[Guest]

Your computer was probably looking forward to a quiet night of surfing porn sites, when you came along and ruined things. So it had its revenge

Computers are usually good to me, but I remember having several ATMs telling me to fuck off as a student.

My computer is such a pervert, the slutty bitch.

Computers have rights too you know.

Are you kidding? Mine runs the household!

 

[Guest]

I just pictured a big mouth coming from the computer, opening up and showing it's teeth and then growing arms and waving them frantically in the air.

AHHHHH! *gropegropegrope*

I think that was Salvor.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I think that was Salvor.

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c104/salvor-hardon/bigmouth.jpg​

 

[Guest]

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c104/salvor-hardon/bigmouth.jpg​

See? SEE?

I knew it was.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I am inside sarahh's computer!

Damn there is a lot of porn in here! You can't defrag a random sector in here without accessing porn. Geez sarahh, horny much?

 

[Guest]

BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I am inside sarahh's computer!

Damn there is a lot of porn in here! You can't defrag a random sector in here without accessing porn. Geez sarahh, horny much?

Well, I do hate to brag.




I mean, it's not me, it's the computer! She's such a slut!

 

[rgraham666]

Well, I do hate to brag.




I mean, it's not me, it's the computer! She's such a slut!

You're such a bad liar.

I wonder if I should punish you for that?

 

[Guest]

You're such a bad liar.

I wonder if I should punish you for that?

Ooooh.


(I mean, no, don't. Oh, please don't, stop. )

 

[R. Richard]

From what I have been able to glean from this discusion, you and your computer have had a breakdown in communications. Have you tried talking to the computer [in C#, I mean?]

 

[Guest]

From what I have been able to glean from this discusion, you and your computer have had a breakdown in communications. Have you tried talking to the computer [in C#, I mean?]

She's still mad at me.

Everytime I try to bring up the topic she goes to screensaver.