Avril Lavigne engaged to Nickelback frontman

[RoryN]

Makes sense. That was the next logical step after "Girlfriend".

(Wasn't meant to be a pun, but it kind of works...)

 

[blobfish]

I gotta say, this thread is a rare miss for you, Rory.

 

[Instant_Star]

I'm surprised that having that much suck in a room didn't open a black hole.

 

[RoryN]

I'm surprised that having that much suck in a room didn't open a black hole.

Exactly.

Give it time.

 

[QueenLevitra]

Everyone loves a train wreck.

 

[artemesia_g]

From Twitter:

The only way the Avril and Chad Kroeger marriage could make the world any worse is if their first dance was to Creed's "With Arms Wide Open".

 

[RoryN]

Everyone loves a train wreck.

But train wrecks can't sing a duet.

 

[RoryN]

From Twitter:

The only way the Avril and Chad Kroeger marriage could make the world any worse is if their first dance was to Creed's "With Arms Wide Open".

*snicker*

 

[Instant_Star]

From Twitter:

The only way the Avril and Chad Kroeger marriage could make the world any worse is if their first dance was to Creed's "With Arms Wide Open".

They could make it worse by making "When you're gone" a Duet.

 

[evesdream]

Aww I think it's sweet.
...also from Twitter "Avril Lavigne is marrying Chad Kroeger, completely unaware of the vagina's natural defenses against Nickelback. "

 

[QueenLevitra]

But train wrecks can't sing a duet.

It take two cymbals to make a crash.

 

[evesdream]

It take two cymbals to make a crash.

Two symbols more like.

 

[artemesia_g]

Aww I think it's sweet.
...also from Twitter "Avril Lavigne is marrying Chad Kroeger, completely unaware of the vagina's natural defenses against Nickelback. "

Ahahaha!

 

[KRCummings]

This is one of those pop culture things that I'm completely unaware of. I mean I know the names but I have no idea why it's good or bad.

 

[QueenLevitra]

Two symbols more like.

That was a given.

Nice of you to point it out for the cheaper seats though.

 

[Instant_Star]

Aww I think it's sweet.
...also from Twitter "Avril Lavigne is marrying Chad Kroeger, completely unaware of the vagina's natural defenses against Nickelback. "

http://http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m94tbtt2p31qmp8r6o2_250.gif

 

[evesdream]

This is one of those pop culture things that I'm completely unaware of. I mean I know the names but I have no idea why it's good or bad.

Both dubious Canadian musical super stars. Nickleback is a running joke among musicians - they have some kind of bad-boy from the suburbs cachet.

That was a given.

Nice of you to point it out for the cheaper seats though.

Cheaper laughs more like.

Can't see it..

 

[QueenLevitra]

Both dubious Canadian musical super stars. Nickleback is a running joke among musicians - they have some kind of bad-boy from the suburbs cachet.



Cheaper laughs more like.



Can't see it..

Quick, easy, cheap!

Lit in a used condom.

 

[evesdream]

Quick, easy, cheap!

Lit in a used condom.

ball sack=nut shell

used condom is much prettier though.

 

[RoryN]

Aww I think it's sweet.
...also from Twitter "Avril Lavigne is marrying Chad Kroeger, completely unaware of the vagina's natural defenses against Nickelback. "

I loled.

 

[evesdream]

I loled.

All of Canada loled with you, except in a kind of embarrassed way, while kicking our copies of The Long Road under the couch.

 

[RoryN]

All of Canada loled with you, except in a kind of embarrassed way, while kicking our copies of The Long Road under the couch.

Their union is generating a lot of online hate.

The only reason I don't like thinking about it is that I automatically think of Nickleback songs when I do. And then they stick. And then I need to stick a fork in my ear.

 

[blobfish]

I had to opportunity to go backstage with Nickelback, but I didn't want to.

 

[Lancecastor]

Aww I think it's sweet.
...also from Twitter "Avril Lavigne is marrying Chad Kroeger, completely unaware of the vagina's natural defenses against Nickelback. "

There are virtually no pregnancies from intentional Nickelbacking.

 

[RoryN]

What do you get when you pay a dime for a song?