average penis size: a few comparisons

[silverwhisper]

thanks to the fine folks at mashable, the average flaccid size is 3.61" and when erect, 5.16", with girth averages of 3.66" and 4.59" when erect.

but then the mashable folks decided to have some fun with it: here are a few household objects for comparison.

enjoy!

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[Eilan]

Lit guys appear to be larger than average. Odd, that.

 

[unregistered]

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I can honestly say, I have never given a second look to the NERF gun in the garage before...

 

[Que]

My favorite was the one where they took a bite out of the third fun-size Snicker's bar in order to get the scale correct. Modesty prevents me from mentioning that for comparison's sake mine would require unwrapping another.

 

[littlecordelera]

I always keep a yardstick in my purse. I once met a guy who was gorgeous and funny and built and all that, but his penis only measured 7 and 5/16's. I told him to get lost. I don't do guys less than 8 inches.

 

[Eilan]

I've already gotten a PM because of my comment in this thread.

 

[Que]

I've already gotten a PM because of my comment in this thread.

Me too!

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I've already gotten a PM because of my comment in this thread.

Me too!

I got shot in the eye with a NERF gun

 

[daus42]

I got shot in the eye with a NERF gun

Was your hand on the trigger?

I had a banana for breakfast but now I want a snickers!

 

[GiggLeGasm]

my finger was on the pulse ::::exaggerated wink::::

you've never heard anyone say, "A banana really satisfies"

 

[Hypoxia]

On LIT, just like Lake Woebegone, everybody is above average.

 

[Que]

On LIT, just like Lake Woebegone, everybody is above average.

I have noticed that that applies to self-perceived intelligence as well.

 

[SquirtnBrat]

Men on lit are always two king size bars!

 

[daus42]

my finger was on the pulse ::::exaggerated wink::::

you've never heard anyone say, "A banana really satisfies"

True.....but they are a vital accoutrement.

 

[irishblade]

Easy ladies. Not all of us guys are delusional.

 

[Cumference]

Easy ladies. Not all of us guys are delusional.

Indeed.

We are cool, realistic and feel great compassion for the shorties.

 

[talikat]

Indeed.

We are cool, realistic and feel great compassion for the shorties.

Bless your heart!!

 

[lovecraft68]

I told my wife I could give her twelve hard inches.

She said prove it.

And I did....we did it twice.

 

[Elixxxher]

Six for one. Half dozen for the other.

 

[xanach]

All men think they have an above average penis, like everyone thinks they are an above average driver

 

[daus42]

All men think they have an above average penis, like everyone thinks they are an above average driver

Additionally- not all know how to drive the penis properly

 

[Crowley]

Far be it from me to question science, but these reported averages put me in the 80th percentile for length and the 90th percentile (plus) for girth. That seems really, really silly to me. Believe me, I am not deluded about my cock, but I am also not thicker than nine men in 10.

 

[pplwatching]

these reported averages put me in the 80th percentile for length and the 90th percentile (plus) for girth. ... I am not deluded about my cock, but I am also not thicker than nine men in 10.

I don't consider myself to be on the large side either. I've never measured but it's not too difficult to guess based on those dimensions that I'm just maybe a little above average. The thing that I find interesting about all of this talk about size is that it's rare for anyone to mention how many women can comfortably and enjoyably take much bigger than that. From the time that we met through when we were first married, my wife had no problems with lubrication but sex was sometimes uncomfortable due to my size. She would sometimes cry during sex, either because of my girth or because I hit her cervix. Giving me a BJ wrecks her jaw.

I can count the number of previous lovers that I've had without using all of the fingers on one hand. In addition to my wife, two others had difficulty with my size. While my sample size is small, the only thing that I can say is that it sucks causing pain Although I am by no means large I wouldn't want to be any larger. On the plus side, after two kids my wife and I fit together perfectly

 

[Crowley]

Although I am by no means large I wouldn't want to be any larger.

Totally agree. Apart from the aesthetic appeal of having a bigger, thicker dick (and there is a lot of aesthetic appeal, I admit), I'm in a place where I can usually use all of my penis during sex provided I'm careful about not going to deep. That lets me enjoy deep penetration without risking causing my partner pain. Anything much more would be a problem.