av testing.. again..

[freakygirl]

well.. how's this one?

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Very gothic - Je suis effrayé.

I do not understand Halloween that well, it's about fairytales? Goblins knocking on your door and your bribe them? Very American.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

TRES MAGNIFIQUE!

LOL

It Is A Most Exceptional AV FreakyGurl!!!!

Best One I Have Seen

 

[nasty]

Well...it's freaky, girl.LOL.

 

[freakygirl]

Well...it's freaky, girl.LOL.

You only say that.. cuz you wanna sleep with my freakycop av...

 

[freakygirl]

Re: TRES MAGNIFIQUE!

LOL

It Is A Most Exceptional AV FreakyGurl!!!!

Best One I Have Seen

Holy crap.. a compliment from a RUDE NASTY ASS BITCH?? that's.. that's.. omg.. i don't know what it is..

nah.. wait.. RudeNastyAssBitch is just a nic.. you can't possibly be ANYTHING like ME.. in real life.. right? there can't be 2 of us..

Thanks..

 

[nasty]

You can't imagine how good it felt to say that. I've been waiting to say that since we've "met." OK. So I'm a dork.

 

[freakygirl]

You can't imagine how good it felt to say that. I've been waiting to say that since we've "met." OK. So I'm a dork.

a dork?? nah.. you are nasty.. dorks aren't nasty.. dorks are dorky..

I don't talk to dorks.. so stick with nasty.. cuz i like nasties.. but dorks remind me of my ex boyfriend..

does this make any sense.. or is it my bed time?

 

[nasty]

Makes sense to me...OH!!!!! WAIT!!!!! That isn't always good.

 

[Mensa]

The truth will set you free

a dork?? nah.. you are nasty.. dorks aren't nasty.. dorks are dorky..

I don't talk to dorks.. so stick with nasty.. cuz i like nasties.. but dorks remind me of my ex boyfriend..

does this make any sense.. or is it my bed time?

Don't contradict him, hearing the truth is so refreshing.

 

[freakygirl]

Makes sense to me...OH!!!!! WAIT!!!!! That isn't always good.

Nope. .usually when i make sense to someone it means one of two things....

1. I'm drunk or
2. I'm tired


wonder which one it is..

 

[nasty]

Isn't it about time for bedtime, Mensa? Wiseass.

 

[freakygirl]

Re: The truth will set you free

Don't contradict him, hearing the truth is so refreshing.

holy shit.. this makes sense to me.. I MUST BE TIRED..

 

[freakygirl]

<------------ what the hell is a Literotica Guru?? and how did i become one?? How can I be something I don't know what it means? When do I get to change that? At a thousand posts? omg.. I've got my work cut out for me.. don't I?

 

[nasty]

It's like saying you're a virgin until you get to a certain post. I have twice as many posts, and I'm a Guru. I don't think it ever goes away.

 

[freakygirl]

It's like saying you're a virgin until you get to a certain post. I have twice as many posts, and I'm a Guru. I don't think it ever goes away.

can't you change it? in profiles or something? i thought i "heard" someone say you had control of it at a thousand posts. hell, you don't even have an av.. why am i even asking you?

 

[Mensa]

Women's work is never done

<------------ what the hell is a Literotica Guru?? and how did i become one?? How can I be something I don't know what it means? When do I get to change that? At a thousand posts? omg.. I've got my work cut out for me.. don't I?

You certainly do! By my calculations you should be able to change it at 2:45 p.m. next Wednesday

 

[nasty]

I'd go to Laurel for that.

 

[Mensa]

More truth

I have twice as many posts, and I'm a Guru. I don't think it ever goes away.

Nope, it doesn't. You're still here!

 

[freakygirl]

Re: Women's work is never done

You certainly do! By my calculations you should be able to change it at 2:45 p.m. next Wednesday

hmmm.. are you trying to say.. i post to much? or don't post enough?

ok.. what if i take tomorrow off? no posting at all? does that push me up to 2:45 pm on Thursday? and is that 2:45 pm EST or PST? ok and if i post all day tomorrow, non stop. would that make it Tuesday? what if i posted 8 posts per hour for 10 hours straight. then sleep for three hours. posts another 10 posts for 16 hours straight. take one day off. start again with 18 posts for 3 hours straight? when would i be done?

better yet, if i do all of this, do i get bathroom breaks?

 

[nasty]

Comeback for everything. If I wanted to be picked on, I'd still be at work. It least I get paid for that.

 

[freakygirl]

Re: More truth

Nope, it doesn't. You're still here!

*whispers to Nasty* This mensa person is kind of a wiseass... huh?

 

[Mensa]

Re: Re: Women's work is never done

hmmm.. are you trying to say.. i post to much? or don't post enough?

ok.. what if i take tomorrow off? no posting at all? does that push me up to 2:45 pm on Thursday? and is that 2:45 pm EST or PST? ok and if i post all day tomorrow, non stop. would that make it Tuesday? what if i posted 8 posts per hour for 10 hours straight. then sleep for three hours. posts another 10 posts for 16 hours straight. take one day off. start again with 18 posts for 3 hours straight? when would i be done?

better yet, if i do all of this, do i get bathroom breaks?

I rest my case!

 

[freakygirl]

Re: Re: Re: Women's work is never done

I rest my case!

*whispers to Nasty* the Wiseass answered my question for me..



now i'm going to go rest my case.. i mean.. my ass.. i mean.. my whole body..

Nighty night all..

 

[nasty]

You're gonna leave me with the wiseass? Some friend you turned out to be.