AV for Kendo

[Dar~]

I found this and resized it, if you want to use it now that you are no longer a virgin.

 

[Dar~]

bump!

 

[NoJo]

bump!

That's very elegant.

 

[Dar~]

Thanks, but you only bumped this to stare at my AV, admit it.

 

[Guest]

Yeah, all right.

 

[Dar~]

So has Kendo seen this yet?

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

So has Kendo seen this yet?

You know how former virgins are . . . .


. . . . but with his(?) name on the title, if we keep bumping this up, eventually, s/he will check in.

 

[Boxlicker101]

You know how former virgins are . . . .


. . . . but with his(?) name on the title, if we keep bumping this up, eventually, s/he will check in.

Everybody is a former virgin, except for those who are virgins still.

 

[minsue]

Everybody is a former virgin, except for those who are virgins still.

How profound, Box.

 

[Kyle Beguiled]

Everybody is a former virgin, except for those who are virgins still.

I just lost mine.

 

[Dar~]

I just lost mine.

Back in my day (a month ago) you had to have 100 posts to lose your virginity . . .youngsters these days . . .

 

[minsue]

Back in my day (a month ago) you had to have 100 posts to lose your virginity . . .youngsters these days . . .

Nope. It's been 30 since I've been posting. It's 100 to get an AV.

 

[Kyle Beguiled]

Back in my day (a month ago) you had to have 100 posts to lose your virginity . . .youngsters these days . . .

This newer generation is faster. And more drunk...

 

[Dar~]

I swear it took me 100.
I lost it to the last thread, and the Naked Party Thread.

 

[minsue]

I swear it took me 100.
I lost it to the last thread, and the Naked Party Thread.

AV is 100. Experienced is 30. I don't remember which Really Experienced & Really, Really Experienced are. Guru at 500. Whateverthehellyouwant at 1000.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I swear it took me 100.
I lost it to the last thread, and the Naked Party Thread.

Nope Literotica gives you only 29 more mistakes than Mother Nature.
It was after 100 that you qualified for your AV.

Edit Oops! Sorry about that, minsue.

 

[minsue]

Nope Literotica gives you only 29 more mistakes than Mother Nature.
It was after 100 that you qualified for your AV.

Edit Oops! Sorry about that, minsue.

ROFL. No need for sorries, sweets.

 

[Dar~]

Okay, so I am as dumb as I look.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Okay, so I am as dumb as I look.

I don't know!

When I look at your AV, all I can think about is a song book.




Songs I Learned at My Mother's Knee, and Various Other Joints

 

[minsue]

I don't know!

When I look at your AV, all I can think about is a song book.




Songs I Learned at My Mother's Knee, and Various Other Joints

Burly, I'm pretty sure those aren't her knees....

 

[Dar~]

Yeah, that AV is just for you goosie . . wanna snuggle???

 

[minsue]

Yeah, that AV is just for you goosie . . wanna snuggle???

I'd love to, but beware the microbes - I'm getting sicker by the hour. How come I never get sick for weekdays?!? *pout*

 

[Dar~]

I'd love to, but beware the microbes - I'm getting sicker by the hour. How come I never get sick for weekdays?!? *pout*

What a coinkydink . . everyone in my family is sick . . .snuggle away . . licking and sucking aren't bad ideas either

 

[minsue]

What a coinkydink . . everyone in my family is sick . . .snuggle away . . licking and sucking aren't bad ideas either

I'll have to take a rain check on the licking and sucking. I needs me some sleep.

 

[moonlight elf]

I swear it took me 100.
I lost it to the last thread, and the Naked Party Thread.

That was some thread.....whatever happend to it Dar?