AUUUuugh! I Hate Stupid Drivers: Rant Inside

[TN_Vixen]

I rarely get behind the wheel of a car without yelling at some stupid fucking idiot that can NOT drive! This thread is for those people who:

- Can't determine when it is their turn to go at a 4-way stop-- I go, he goes, YOU go idiot.

- Are physically unable to merge into traffic on the interstate from an onramp.. how the hell do you expect to go from a dead stop to 60 mph within 8 ft?

- Drive 35 mph when the speed limit plainly says 55. Jesus, I have a LIFE that doesn't include being in a car.

- NEVER use their turn signals - what? I'm supposed to know when you're turning? Changing lanes? Call me Houdini.

- Use their brakes every 3ft. What the FUCK are you doing? This happens even on deserted roads.

- Old people who decide that stop signs don't apply to them anymore. I can't wait until I'm old. I'm going to drive people insane with my skillz behind the wheelz.

- People who pull out in front of you at the last minute, then decide to make a left turn in traffic causing you to sit behind their fucking car for 10 minutes.


whew. I feel better now - it'll last until the next time I get behind some fucktard that is driving-challenged.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

whew. I feel better now - it'll last until the next time I get behind some fucktard that is driving-challenged.

that's what i always tell myself, but alas it never seems to happen

 

[Shylady]

You left out people that don't know what a left turn lane is and block your lane of traffic as they try to decide if this is where they turn or not.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

This post is strong indication that......

You need more regular sex in your life.

So, if you don't have a partner - lie back, light a dube, set the lube and goove - take care of your own business and think of me.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Sparky

how are you sugar? I've missed you being on the board.

Regular sex is an oxymoron isn't it?

 

[Georgia Girl]

Also left out......

the people who can't read the Slow Traffic Keep Right sign or maybe its just that they don't believe that going 45 in a 65 means that it applies to them.

Also, lets not forget the SUV demigods who believe that the sheer mass of their vehicle gives them the right to force you to conform to their driving. Fuck that noise, ain't going to happen.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I'm good TN, hope you're well too.....

Still looking for work and trying to seel the NYC apartment - both - bad time of year for.

As for drivers - it's America - land of diversity. Just because there are licensing laws - and traffic laws - this does not mean that everyone is capable of interpreting and performing/comforming to them in the same fashion.

Good driving is knowing the basics and common sence. This leaves out about half the licensed drivers in America.

Knowing that I have found only one driving method with which to gain any satisfaction - let alone getting somewhere.

I "Offensively Drive" with a peripheral, fighter pilot-like, defensive scan. I try to intimidate "lessor drivers" and make them move the way I need them to move. Fuck bad drivers! I have actually put bumper to bumper and physically moved them. I hate timid drivers. Drivers who are always affraid of crashing. Like the Ski Slope or many other Extreme activities - if you are affraid to crash, you should not be there. I know my vehicles within a 1/4 inch of their sheet metal. All should know this of their vehicles too - but they don't.

Overly defensive drivers, too timid drivers, non-skilled drivers - they all kill people. They kill themselves.

 

[sarahuk4]

I hate " Road Rage " , had some prat over here , on our motorways 2 weekends ago , nearly caused a bad accident for me .....stupid prat he was .......just because I tooted him as he cut me up .......then he played "silly buggars " with my life ......bastard !!!!!............rant ended ......

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: I'm good TN, hope you're well too.....

I try to intimidate "lessor drivers" and make them move the way I need them to move. Fuck bad drivers! I have actually put bumper to bumper and physically moved them.

God this reminds me of another gripe I have. TAILGATERS!

I HATE people who get right up on my ass when we're all going 70 mph. Especially if you're locked in to the lane and can't let them pass. What the fuck do they think you're going to do? Then they flash their lights at you as if you can't SEE them stuck up your ass! That's just rude.

AND

18Wheelers. Those motherfuckers all ought to be shot.

heh.

Ahhh, such a cleansing feeling to get all this anger out.

 

[Scabbers]

alternative?

Scan the latest stories posted at Literotica, print them off, hop on the tube or bus, and let some other poor fucker deal with it whilst you're leaning back, reading something dead sexy . . .
don't look at me like that, little girl

 

[TN_Vixen]

Scabbers

latest stories...

like..

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heh.. shameless plug

 

[tn_8tiv]

Right on Vixen...

Reminds me of the Jimmy Buffet song, "Were you born an asshole".

While you are ranting, don't forget the people who get so involved with a phone call at a traffic signal that they forget to go! Bugs the shit out of me.

 

[sch00lteacher]

Watch out for...

Young ladies with pony tails. Something about them having to drive faster than everyone else.

Guys, and gals in suits with a phone stuck to their ear.

People who relax and lean over to the passenger side of the car to drive.

Cars with all the windows tinted.

Ladies putting on make-up.

Anyone driving a car that has more add-ons than the car is worth, you know the big muffler, yellow spoiler, fancy rims, etc.

Vans with about 50 Mexicans in them.

Big old cars that seem to have no driver in them. Because the 90 year old man/woman behind the wheel is so damn small they can't see out.

At one time in my life, 20 years ago, I used to be a cop. Before the arthritis took me out of action. To this day I still reach over to turn on my lights and siren to pull assholes over.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: Watch out for...

Young ladies with pony tails. Something about them having to drive faster than everyone else.

and gals in suits with a phone stuck to their ear.

People who relax and lean over to the passenger side of the car to drive.

Ladies putting on make-up.

I'm guilty of doing all of this and yet... I'm an excellent driver, completely unlike the rest of the crazies out there.

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Those who pull in front of me at the last second, to get around a truck, or slow moving vehicle, when they could have done this 5 miles back, thus making me slow down to their speed. If I wanted to drive 55, I would be driving 55...If you're vehicle won't do 90, stay outta my way!

 

[celiaKitten]

Re: Watch out for...

Young ladies with pony tails. Something about them having to drive faster than everyone else.

HEY! I usually have my hair in a ponytail when I'm driving and I'm a 'young lady' of 20 ... I'm an extremely cautious and safe driver ... so to you!

and since I just hopped over from the 'mistletoe' thread .. I'll give you a *kiss* too, I'm just in that mood!

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Woo Hoo Pony Tail

*swoon*


Ah I can't wait to get my licence... then I can bitch and moan about other drivers too. yay.

 

[PHANTOM5875]

Tailgaters are the absolute PITS!

God this reminds me of another gripe I have. TAILGATERS!

I HATE people who get right up on my ass when we're all going 70 mph. Especially if you're locked in to the lane and can't let them pass. What the fuck do they think you're going to do? Then they flash their lights at you as if you can't SEE them stuck up your ass! That's just rude.

AND

18Wheelers. Those motherfuckers all ought to be shot.

heh.

Ahhh, such a cleansing feeling to get all this anger out.

I'm with you on that one! I hate tailgaters, especially the big semis. I carry water balloons that I toss out onto their windscreens if they are especially obnoxious. If that doesn't work, I just start talking to the highway patrol who monitor the emergency channel 19 on the CB radio indicating a semi is trying to mate with my SUV. That usually gets them to back right off.

Phantom.

 

[login]

I REALLY like the idjits in small towns that pull up to a redlight and sit there talking to their buddy in the car beside them. The light turns green, but NOOOOO they can't go until they finish their conversation. ARRRRGGGGG!!!!!!

 

[Thumper]

Re: Re: I'm good TN, hope you're well too.....

18Wheelers. Those motherfuckers all ought to be shot.

heh.

I'm with ya on this one. I would love to see how fast this country would grind to a halt.

Just what is youse specific beef wid us doll?

One little note for all ya'll. That space between me and the car ahead of me, THAT AIN'T YOUR RESERVED SPOT TO JUST JUMP INTO! That is the space I need to stop in if that vehicle in front of me should decide to tromp on the brakes.

Stay away from me and you will do fine. When I pass someone and you are behind me don't think you can whip over to the right and get around before I move over...you may end up under my trailer.

If you see the turn signals flashing..don't be surprised to see me move over. It is not an invitation for you to speed up. If you are tailgating me, I don't care. It's your life. That ICC bar can take a head off better than Duncan McCleod.

 

[Xander]

RoadRage

Thats why I love driving The Beast.
UNless its a big roadtrain, the other drives move away from me. And I have yet to experience anyone who intentionally tailgates a vehicle that will not suffer any major damage if I hit the brakes hard.

That plus it has been tested. Yes the Beast Can drive over a Ford Explorer without trouble, AND back over it again.

Bring it on stupid ass drivers, Its not my car that will be hurt.

 

[kiwiwolf]

I hate " Road Rage " , had some prat over here , on our motorways 2 weekends ago , nearly caused a bad accident for me .....stupid prat he was .......just because I tooted him as he cut me up .......then he played "silly buggars " with my life ......bastard !!!!!............rant ended ......

You're lucky... I had a brawl with a guy a week ago because of road rage. Same cause... I tooted his rat shit driving. I got charged with assault but the charge was dropped and he ended up in the cooler. Scared the shit outa my kids.

 

[ExLimey]

Wasn't it George Carlin that said everyone on the road going slower than you is an asshole and everyone going faster is a maniac.

Complaining that someone pulls out in front of you and goes slow and then also bitching about SUV drivers who try to move you out of the way seems to fit Carlin's thinking.

To the SUV driver, you're just an asshole driving slow. If you want to drive 90, it doesn't matter if the person in front of you is going 55 or 75, they're still driving too slow.