Auto-erotic asphyxiation or Ooops

[KillerMuffin]

College pukes are fucked up. I mean seriously fucked up. Two of them hunkered over a computer talking to each other. I've got my headphones on, only one in the area, but the music is off cause the CD ended and I'm to lazy to push "play" again.

Dinglewhacker 1 is into erotic asphyxiation and wants Slappy to help him out. Apparently he's been doing auto-erotic asphyxiation, but he's kind of afraid of the rope slipping.

Well just jeeeeezus gawd and I thought I was weird.

I'm going back to the Barenaked Ladies. If this kid kaks himself, am I an accessory for not reporting him to the Loopy Laundry Ladies at the Health Center? Sheeee-it.

I tell you what.

 

[lovetoread]

I dunno.

Do ya think you could be sued for not saying anything?

 

[Calamity Jane]

Add that to the list of fetishes i just don't 'get'.

 

[seXieleXie]

I dunno.

Do ya think you could be sued for not saying anything?

where did you get that av? it's great!

 

[lovetoread]

where did you get that av? it's great!

I made it from a movie I found porn surfing.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Barenaked Ladies!

Tonight Is The Night I Fell Asleep At The Wheel

rubber neck traffic and passersby
Slow Motion Walter the fire engine guy
stand around with their mouths open wide
heard some idiot ask if someone's inside
with the jaws of life they tried and tried
but nobody here can know how I feel
cause tonight is the night I fell asleep at the wheel

...

Or were you listening to another album.

Actually I just pray my kids don't grow up and do something like that.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Listening, or was, to Stunt. I'm on my way out to go all the way back to my town so I can enjoy elementary school festivies with the Bratchild.



My kid's a brain.

 

[freescorfr]

I met the Senior Home Office pathologist in 1972 who was researching this in Britain at the time. It was of significant proportions accounting for around 50% of all male deaths by hanging - can you imagine it? At the time it was complete news to me. I am not aware that the government took any preventive action - like labels on all lengths of rope saying, "Asphyxiation, for enhancing your sexual pleasure, can be dangerous for you health"
It happened to a conservative MP in the eighties.

However, it is a possible way for women to dispose of their patrners - you strangle them and claim they has a kinky fetish. and REDWAVE note, some conspiracy theorists thought that MP had been knocked off to discredit the government. The poor chap only wanted to ejaculate a few more drops.