Authors writing sex stories that never had sex gives me the shits

Very_Bad_Man

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Really.

I should be an editor just testing the reality factor.

My favorite is when a person trips and falls and the penis just slips into the pussy or anus. Unless that person has an orifice the size Mariana Trench this has about a zero percent chance of happening.

My second favorite is when the guy shoves his mammoth cock up a virginal unlubed ass and the girl just loves it.

I like fantasy just as much as the next person but authors please go out and have some sex before you try to write about it.
 
My favorite is when a person trips and falls and the penis just slips into the pussy or anus. Unless that person has an orifice the size Mariana Trench this has about a zero percent chance of happening.

Leave Image out of this.
 
For some writers, this is just an experimental site for virgins to expand their horizons. Their options are limited.
 
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