Authors, when was the last time you wrote pr0n?

[NoJo]

Over 2 years for me. Gosh.

 

[rgraham666]

Lessee. My last piece of smut went up on May 23. People liked it.

 

[flavortang]

One is pending approval right now.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Over 2 years for me. Gosh.

Past time to get back in the saddle, Joe. My last porn post was for the Valentine's Day writing contest. Since then I've been concentrating on my mainstream novles. Might be past time for another smut-fest like Xmas Xcess.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Lauren Hynde]

pr0n.

There. One second ago.

 

[NoJo]

I think the problem with me is that all my libido is currently being channeled into my giant rubber-band ball project

 

[glynndah]

I think the problem with me is that all my libido is currently being channeled into my giant rubber-band ball project

My son's rubber-band ball is the size of a basketball right now.

 

[NoJo]

My son's rubber-band ball is the size of a basketball right now.

Oh the poor lad, you should have that looked at

 

[Stella_Omega]

Posted a slash stroker to my lj on Saturday, and am re-writing it for lit. I have two nearly finished for challenges, and one that I pulled out of the files that's missing maybe four paragraphs.

You know what's really hard to do? Describing a blow job as a spectator.

 

[NoJo]

You know what's really hard to do? Describing a blow job as a spectator.

That's what they invented cams for, silly

 

[Goldie Munro]

pr0n.

There. One second ago.

That made me laugh!

I havent posted any P0rn for a long time.

 

[Stella_Omega]

That's what they invented cams for, silly

Will you do one and stream it for me?

 

[NoJo]

pr0n.

There. One second ago.

When was the last time you posted a self-referential post, like this

 

[Lauren Hynde]

When was the last time you posted a self-referential post, like this

June 5th, 2007, 11:13 AM.

 

[NoJo]

June 5th, 2007, 11:13 AM.

(reboots PC)

 

[Lauren Hynde]

When was the last time you posted a self-referential post, like this

Wait, I just remembered. There was another one since then.

 

[NoJo]

Wait, I just remembered. There was another one since then.

This one doesn't count

 

[Just-Legal]

Wrote yesterday afternoon, posted yesterday evening. It was fanfic, so its on AFF. I have more to add to it, I appear to have been bitten by a plotbunny...

 

[Lauren Hynde]

This one doesn't count

Cheater.

 

[NoJo]

Wrote yesterday afternoon, posted yesterday evening. It was fanfic, so its on AFF. I have more to add to it, I appear to have been bitten by a plotbunny...

You might find yourself mixamatosis your metaphors for a while, but it wears off

 

[gauchecritic]

I can't write Pr0n anymore I trend towards story or figure drawing (writing) or incidents/accidents/hints and allegations.

 

[NoJo]

I can't write Pr0n anymore I trend towards story or figure drawing (writing) or incidents/accidents/hints and allegations.

I'm wanking myself off already

 

[cloudy]

I haven't written anything in way too long.

 

[Anonymuse]

I can't write Pr0n anymore I trend towards story or figure drawing (writing) or incidents/accidents/hints and allegations.

Just call me 'Al'.

 

[damppanties]

I can't write Pr0n anymore I trend towards story or figure drawing (writing) or incidents/accidents/hints and allegations.

Somehow that translated into stick figure drawing in my head and I thought gauche was drawing stick men and women having sex.