lovecraft68
Bad Doggie
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Okay, so this is a pet peeve of mine and curious if others share it, or its just a type of ocd quirk I have.
Erotic e-book covers, and their quality or lack thereof. I don't have a kindle, but browse the store to look at e-books along the lines of what I'm selling. Look at pricing descriptions, sales ranking and cover.
There are a lot of really cheesy covers on there and there's a few things that drove me crazy
First off there is a slew of step mom stories because amazon does not allow real incest. Now first off I can defend the cliche of the woman who is supposed to be fortyish still have a killer body and being hot.
Its erotica, no man has a beer gut and no woamn has stretch marks. I can live with that.
But the age. I have seen a ton of covers portraying "Mom" as a girl is is obviously in her early 20's.
Another thing that pisses me off, is I have read a lot of short e-books on my sister's kindle and several times they mention hair and eye color and I go back to the cover and.... It's a brunette in the story and a blonde on the cover. Or they mention the girl having smallish tits, but there's a d-cup on the cover.
Another detail that catches me, is lets face it in most of these short ones there's usually one sexual encounter. So why is your cover girl(or guy) wearing one thing and in the story another?
Titles get to me as well. "Taking Mommy's ass?" "Step Mother-fucker" and they wonder why amazon has practiced censorship there? Have some common sense.
But back to the covers. I know it can be tedious to find the right cover. I have spent hours pouring through the stock sites. But I have the story written and won't stop until I find a match.
When I see a bad cover(and don;t get me started on placeholders the true sign of laziness) I see shoddy work. I see an author who wants to make money, but won't take an extra little bit of time to do it. It makes me question how good the interior work will be.
Talent is subjective, some bad writers to e are your good writers vice.versa but effort or lack of is telling. Why do you think business's spend a ton on advertising?
If e-books are your business shouldn't you try? Like I said, I don;t judge talent, but half ass efforts annoy me.
I don't consider myself anything special, just another amateur trying to make a few bucks, but I try.
I will give an example. I wrote a story Sweet Reluctance. In it the girl was pretty much having sex with a guy for money, in the end she got into it, but beginning she was reluctant.
I also wrote her as more girl next door cute than hot, brunette, dark eyes. In the story she was wearing a white blouse and he had her remove it, she was very nervous. The below cover was the product of about 45 minutes of searching. Nothing flashy, but dead on, look at her face and actions.
As I said, no award winner, but suits the piece, is that too much to ask, or am I one of the few who notice. I mean I know its smut and a lot of amazon's are .99 strokers, but come on
Just seeing if its only me.
Erotic e-book covers, and their quality or lack thereof. I don't have a kindle, but browse the store to look at e-books along the lines of what I'm selling. Look at pricing descriptions, sales ranking and cover.
There are a lot of really cheesy covers on there and there's a few things that drove me crazy
First off there is a slew of step mom stories because amazon does not allow real incest. Now first off I can defend the cliche of the woman who is supposed to be fortyish still have a killer body and being hot.
Its erotica, no man has a beer gut and no woamn has stretch marks. I can live with that.
But the age. I have seen a ton of covers portraying "Mom" as a girl is is obviously in her early 20's.
Another thing that pisses me off, is I have read a lot of short e-books on my sister's kindle and several times they mention hair and eye color and I go back to the cover and.... It's a brunette in the story and a blonde on the cover. Or they mention the girl having smallish tits, but there's a d-cup on the cover.
Another detail that catches me, is lets face it in most of these short ones there's usually one sexual encounter. So why is your cover girl(or guy) wearing one thing and in the story another?
Titles get to me as well. "Taking Mommy's ass?" "Step Mother-fucker" and they wonder why amazon has practiced censorship there? Have some common sense.
But back to the covers. I know it can be tedious to find the right cover. I have spent hours pouring through the stock sites. But I have the story written and won't stop until I find a match.
When I see a bad cover(and don;t get me started on placeholders the true sign of laziness) I see shoddy work. I see an author who wants to make money, but won't take an extra little bit of time to do it. It makes me question how good the interior work will be.
Talent is subjective, some bad writers to e are your good writers vice.versa but effort or lack of is telling. Why do you think business's spend a ton on advertising?
If e-books are your business shouldn't you try? Like I said, I don;t judge talent, but half ass efforts annoy me.
I don't consider myself anything special, just another amateur trying to make a few bucks, but I try.
I will give an example. I wrote a story Sweet Reluctance. In it the girl was pretty much having sex with a guy for money, in the end she got into it, but beginning she was reluctant.
I also wrote her as more girl next door cute than hot, brunette, dark eyes. In the story she was wearing a white blouse and he had her remove it, she was very nervous. The below cover was the product of about 45 minutes of searching. Nothing flashy, but dead on, look at her face and actions.
As I said, no award winner, but suits the piece, is that too much to ask, or am I one of the few who notice. I mean I know its smut and a lot of amazon's are .99 strokers, but come on
Just seeing if its only me.