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are the authors all talk and no play? they keep to themselves masturbating and won't furnish the scary details of their boring lives? so sarah, you do love sex now or are you just scared you have teased the boys long enough?
 
What are you smoking????

Unregistered said:
are the authors all talk and no play? they keep to themselves masturbating and won't furnish the scary details of their boring lives? so sarah, you do love sex now or are you just scared you have teased the boys long enough?



For one, I am an author here at Lit and a hopeful published author in the future. I do not keep to myself. I have made some friends here at Lit, and I "talk" to them on the General board...as well as talking to other online friends in IMs at AOL and/or Yahoo. And, no, I do not spend my time online masturbating. What are you talking about with "furnishing the scary details of their boring lives"?
:confused:
 
obviously this is addressed to the female writers here or he is a fag then it could be the later
 
I think this person has some major issues...

"so sarah, you do love sex now or are you just scared you have teased the boys long enough?"

hmmmm....

Do footballers do nothing but kick footballs 24/7? Do singers sing 24/7? I don't think so... so why would erotic writers masturbate all day on their own?

Duh?
 
More more!!

Good going starblayde and tiggs... but I believe, Mr.Unregistered needs a lot more whippings on the buns!
let him/her have it... I'm new around here... where r the pros... hey tiggs! y dont u have another go?
 
I admit my life's boring and I masterbate all the time.
It's not cause I'm a writer, though, I don't call myself a writer. Probably won't ever, either.
I'm just a horny male.
Why is there anything wrong with that though? If there was, trailer parks all over America would all protest in unison. Jerry Springer would be out of a job, and hell, this site would dry up faster than a badly cooked Thanksgiving turkey.
Without the masterbating boring people in the world... society as we know it would crumble.
DON'T YOU SEE! IT IS A BLESSING, NOT A CURSE!!!!

hee hee, lol.
 
poohlive said:
I admit my life's boring and I masterbate all the time.
It's not cause I'm a writer, though, I don't call myself a writer. Probably won't ever, either.
I'm just a horny male.
Why is there anything wrong with that though? If there was, trailer parks all over America would all protest in unison. Jerry Springer would be out of a job, and hell, this site would dry up faster than a badly cooked Thanksgiving turkey.
Without the masterbating boring people in the world... society as we know it would crumble.
DON'T YOU SEE! IT IS A BLESSING, NOT A CURSE!!!!

hee hee, lol.

Someone get that bear a big jar of honey...
 
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