Author Survivor - Week of 03/05/01

[Madame Pandora]

Okay, here we go...

If you read the General Board and you glimpse at the threads Deb and I participate on, you know we've been mulling over a "Literotica Author Survivor" game challenge.

The challenge is to any Literotica Author who wishes to participate.

The goal is to post one story in each of the following categories (defering to Dillinger's list):

BDSM
Celebrities
Erotic Couplings
Erotic Reviews
Exhibitionist & Voyeur
Fetish
Group Sex
How To
Humor & Satire
Incest
Interracial Love
Loving Wives
Mature
Mind Control
NonConsent
NonHuman
Poetry
Romance
Toys
***AUTHOR'S CHOICE*** - choose one category to submit a story in, either Gay Male or Lesbian Sex

I say you get credit for anythong posted after 01/01/01.

There will be an IMMUNITY challenge each week based upon the TV show Survivor. Any author who correctly guesses the player voted off gets "immunity" from the category of their choice - knocking it off their list. If you post a story in a category you have earned immunity in, you get a bonus point.

For the rule hounds, I say this is what we use:

1. One point for each category you post in. A bonus point if your story gets an "E."

2. One point for each immunity challenge you win.

3. One bonus point for posting a story into a category you have gained immunity from.

You get NO extra points for posting two stories in the same category (i.e. you get ONE point for incest even if you've posted 10 stories there). And only your first story posted in a given category is elligible for the "E" bonus point.

All stories must be posted by 1/01/02 to be elligible for the final tally.

Alright, rules hounds, have at thee.

My pick for this week is Jerri. I say her ass is voted OFF.

MP

 

[Dillinger]

I say Colby gets voted off. Kucha will stick together as a tribe, a team. They will pick one person to eliminate from the other tribe. They will smartly choose to eliminate the strogest member of that tribe, which is Colby. Keith will try and jump ship to screw Jerri, as he said he would. He will try and convince Kucha to vote Jerri off by offering to add his vote to theirs. They will agree but behind his back will still opt to vote of Colby. Ogakor will lose Keith's vote - breaking their voting block and insuring that Kucha's choice, Colby, gets voted off.

That's my guess. Who gets immunity could change things. Maybe Colby will get immunity - maybe Jerri... though unless the challenge is who can be the most annoying its highly unlikely Jerri will get immunity.

Of course... because Jerri is so annoying and NO ONE can stand to spend another minute with her, million dollars or not - they might just ALL vote her off anyway!

But still... my pick is Colby.

Oh yeah... MP... thanks for the rules.

 

[SpecialK]

No fair! I don't watch Survivor. I work swing shift. :/ I haven't a clue what's happening in the show.

Incidentally, why should you get to choose whether to post in lesbian or gay? A good writer should be able to handle writing a story in each, even if it's not your thing. I mean, I'm not into BSDM or Incest but I'll give it a go!

We can't use stories we already have posted, eh? I'm afraid I'm not very prolific.

K

 

[Dillinger]

This discussion originally started in a thread on the General board on another topic (as Madame Pandora pointed out). If anyone is interested on what's been said so far I believe the concept of a "Survivor Challenge" first comes up about halfway through the thread - http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=24742

[Edited by Dillinger on 03-07-2001 at 02:51 PM]

 

[Deborah]

SpecialK, the AUTHOR'S CHOICE on Gay Male/Lesbian Sex was Dillinger's homophobic idea. If MP and I didn't go along, he'd do his imitation of Phyllis Diller on PMS again.

I haven't decided on my choice of who gets kicked off "Survivor" yet. I don't think I'm picking Jerri or Colby tho, they are too entertaining. I need to consult my crystal balls but my selection will be submitted soon.

I think "collaboration" stories should count for each author. They are more difficult to "write" than going solo. Besides, I just might have a collaboration story of my own. I might do a "Virginal Bloodfest" with Flagg if he can track down any virgins. I heard he took a trip to the Vatican and is interviewing some penguins who never got nun.

So where are other authors who are up to this challenge?

 

[Madame Pandora]

SpecialK -

There really isn't a lot of advantage to watching the show.
You almost might have an advantage just picking one at random.

Here are the Castaways who still remain:

Jerri
Colby
Tina
Amber
Keith

Jeff
Rodger
Alicia
Elizabeth
Nick

If you want to do a little research:

http://survivor.cbs.com/primetime/survivor2/

http://www.survivorsucks.com/

The rules are still in their infancy. This is just to get us started. Once the show ends, we'll have to think of new immunity challanges anyway.

I'm also thinking there should be some kind of bonus for posting in all 20 categories. Maybe a 5 point bonus?

Plus - if you post in a category outside the list (foreign language or extreme, for example) I think that should also be good for 1 point. They just won't be required for the bonus.

Input? Ideas? Suggestions? Whining and bitching?

MP

 

[SpecialK]

Dillenger is a wuss!

I read that whole sermon thread. Goodness gracious, children! To your corners, please!

Hmmn... what do we suppose the likelihood is of the underdog coming up through the middle to win the race because the main contenders are too busy haggling it out?

Now for this Survivor thing... do I pick one from EACH catagory or just one? And what the heck is an immunity challenge?

If I win can I make Dillinger the wuss write a gay AND lesbian story?

K

 

[Dillinger]

*lol* SpecialK - your comments almost make me actually want to participate in this thing - just to piss you and the rest of the prima donnas off... almost...

 

[Deborah]

SpecialK, you are quite perceptive regarding Dillinger.

And doesn't Madame Pandora have quite the temper? Geez, I think I'm going to have to hide out or hire a bodyguard once my audio poem "Ode to Madame Pandora's Box" is posted.

SK, all you have to do for now is pick one of the 10 names MP listed. We'll help you sort out the rules as we go along. If you pick the correct name as revealed on Thursday's show, you get the "immunity idol." I might add that this idol has multiple functions and variable speeds, if you get my drift.

My pick is AMBER. This whole "Survivor" thing is fixed anyway. It's worse than wrestling or the Benny Hinn show. I think the most boring person will get voted off this week. That's Amber as far as I am concerned.

SK, of course you can make Dillinger write a gay AND lesbian story. We'll even help him with the plot. It goes like this ...

You, MP and I are in the Jacuzzi playing with toys and each other. We invite Dillinger in to fuck us. He says he can't because he is in love with KID ROCK1.

 

[Madame Pandora]

Temper? Moi?

Like I'd waste ammo on you, Debs.


MP

 

[Dillinger]

I'm sure you will all have lots of fun taking pot shots at me... so go ahead, get your rocks off.

But... fuck it, you know? I write because its fun. I write what I write because I enjoy it. Once it becomes something I must do then its no longer fun anymore. Hell, isn't that what I've got a job for? And why would anyone in their right mind write about something that doesn't interest them? I'm not homophobic - I'm just not turned on by reading or writing gay or lesbian sex.

So that's me. You - Deb, MP, SpecialK - maybe you enjoy the challenge that is before you - and that it is, for you, fun... so, please... have fun. Good luck.

This started out as a suggestion, became a challenge, became a war... I've lost interest and find the arguing to be annoying and stressful and ultimately pointless.

I'll enjoy following your quest for pervasive posting. I might even enjoy one or two of the stories that come out of it.

As for me - I will continue to write for fun, when I feel like it and when my schedule allows me the time to do so. And I will write and post in the categories that interest me.

So... pick up your rocks and start the stoning. I'm sure you all will come up with wonderfully witty and scathing things to say about me.

[Edited by Dillinger on 03-07-2001 at 07:33 AM]

 

[Madame Pandora]

I do so love the "I'm taking my toys and going home" approach...not to be confused with the "don't let the door hit you on the ass" reaction I always feel in response toward it.

Play...don't play, who cares? I'm doing this for FUN, Deb's doing it for FUN, and I'm sure anyone else who participates will only do so FOR FUN. You, DILLINGER have been the only one turning it into anything other than the simple motivational bit of bitch fighting that it is.

Go pick on Todd or something. Sheesh.

Don't dish it out if you can't take it. Plenty of room out in the yard with the SHeeP if you can't sit on the porch with the big dawgs.

MP

 

[Dillinger]

Thanks MP... I appreciate your comments.

 

[Madame Pandora]

Thanks MP... I appreciate your comments.

Hey, whatever I can do to help

MP

 

[Deborah]

Hey Phyllis (Dillinger), get some Midol. Try "Maximum Stength Menstrual."

No wait, let me look at the box and see what's in that shit. Hmmmm, Acetaminophen, OK. Hmmmm, Pyrilamine, OK.

Oh no, not Caffeine!!!!!

Dillinger, stick to the herbal tea and suffer with the bloated brain.

 

[SpecialK]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^5 MP!!! Reading Dillinger's post, I kept thinking... damn, what does that whining remind me of?

Then, your post. Taking my toys and going home approach. I nearly fell off my chair. And I did indeed give myself a head rush. roflmao!!!!!! That is exactly it!

Poor Dillinger. He thought he could battle wits with Deb and MP but when the guns started firing, he found he was unarmed. Now he's trying to turn tail and go home.

Methinks a graceful exit would work much better, Dill. Bow to your queens.

K

P.S. As for that 'Survivor' thing... I pick.... lemme think.... I was going to pick Rodger, because who puts a D in Roger, but then I analyzed it a bit more and noticed the subconscious sexual connotation... Rod Grrr! So not him... <examines the names closer> Okay, my vote is for Colby. Who has a name like that? That cheesy guy has got to go.

 

[Dillinger]

I tried a graceful effort but, as I basically said in my note, I knew none of you would actually have the courtesy to allow one.

So keep throwing those stones.

And yes, of course - you're right - how could anyone hope to match wits with your obviously superior intellects.

 

[Madame Pandora]

I tried a graceful effort but, as I basically said in my note, I knew none of you would actually have the courtesy to allow one.

I would say we have different definitions of "graceful."

So keep throwing those stones.

I think that part is covered.

And yes, of course - you're right - how could anyone hope to match wits with your obviously superior intellects.

This is a mystery to me as well. How COULD anyone hope to do so, and WHY do they keep trying?

I guess someone forgot a few toys under the sofa.

MP

 

[Dillinger]

And yes, of course - you're right - how could anyone hope to match wits with your obviously superior intellects.

This is a mystery to me as well. How COULD anyone hope to do so, and WHY do they keep trying?

I guess someone forgot a few toys under the sofa.

MP

Good point. I'll leave you all to your exclusive high IQ club...

Oh yes... and may the best MAN win...

 

[Dillinger]

My apologies. I think the name calling and the debate about the rules (of which I have been the prime instigator) has gotten out of hand.

This should have been fun and I've taken it much too seriously, not seeing the good-natured playfulness behind various comments and exchanges.

So again... I'm sorry.

 

[Madame Pandora]

See...that there...that's grace under fire

Thanks, Dillinger.

Who would have thought that a thread with me and Deb in it could have acid harsh sarcasm as a prime feature?

Okay, so we're starting the contest. Anyone can join at any point. Hell, anyone can compete and not even try for immunity by posting I would imagine.

We'll also need to come up with immunity theories for the rest of the year after Survivor ends.

MP

 

[Deborah]

Dillinger, the Devil made you do it.

You might want to lose that icon.

 

[EllieB]

Tough Authors Hangout

Geez! Are you guys always like this?

 

[Madame Pandora]

Naaa, Ellie

Usually we're much worse

Nice to meet ya

MP

 

[Deborah]

Baaa, Ellie

You should see what we do to sheep. We re-enact a biblical passage in a "blood of the lamb" religious ceremony.