Austin Powers: The New Adventures

[Mackdaddy_74]

*Opening scroll*
Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery, was frozen in the 60's, and unthawed in the 90's to confront his nemesis Dr. Evil.

After defeating his first plan of destroying the world by sending a nuclear warhead into the Earth's core, Austin then traveled back in time to 1969 to fight him once again. Traveling to the moon, Austin defeated Dr. Evil once again and made the world safe. Until now that is......



Waking up I find myself just the way I went to sleep, with Felicity comfortably in my arms. I slowly peel myself from around her, and gently slide out of our large round bed. Looking at the beautiful woman in my bed, I turn and make my way to the bathroom. "I am so lucky I have her." I think to myself. "Hell I did lose her, but luckily Dr. Evil's time machine was working correctly, that was a big surprise for one of his devices to operate correctly. I don't think I could go on if anything was to happen to her like that ever again." I think as I brush my teeth, they had been restored to their straight whiteness that they had before my time adventure, after rinsing the tooth paste out, I hang the toothbrush up in it's proper place. Wrapping my bath robe around me, I head into the living room and turn on the tellie.

Searching through the channels, there are a series of beeps, bells, and whistles. A small monitor rises out of the coffee table, "This is Basil Exposition at British Intelligence, Austin." the white haired man on the screen states. "Good morning Basil." I reply in my usual tone. "Dr. Evil has returned, and his rocket was last seen over the pacific. We think he might have set up base on a deserted island there, we need you to go there as soon as possible Austin there is no telling what diabolical scheme he has now." Basil says. "Crickey Basil, he has to be stopped!" I exclaim, not knowing what kind of plan he has except that it isn't good. "Good luck Austin." Basil ends the conversation, as the screen goes black and slides back into the table.

I get up and go back into the bedroom to wake Felicity. "Wake up baby, yeah. Dr. Evil is back, and we have to stop him." Seeing her shuffle around, I head to the shower. "Come on Felicity, we don't have much time." I almost shout from the bathroom as I turn the shower on and get the water adjusted to the right temperature. Hanging my robe on the hook on the wall, I slide my boxers off and step in to the shower.

 

[poohlive]

The name's Two... Number Two.
The real name of this co conspirator to all of Doctor Evil's plans will remain a mystery until someone finally gets off their lazy ass and looks up his birth certificate records, but still they are going to have one hell of a time finding them since all they have to go on is a number.
Two to be precise, the number is two.
No other associate to Doctor Evil has lived worked for him than Two. He has been with Doctor Evil since the beginning, well except for the whole scrotum shaving thing, he hadn't met Doctor Evil then, but he sure as hell heard about it time and time again. How many times could a person talk about that? He uses it as pick up lines sometimes at bars. That is just not right.
Two gets up, putting on his eye patch. Which one did it go on? Oh yes, the right. At times he wondered why he wore the thing, most likely to strike fear into the hearts of good men, men like Austin Powers. Who isn't afraid of a super genious cyclops.
The hotel room was quite luxurious. From all of the businesses he has started up, Starbucks, and numerous others everyone could afford hotel room such as these. But, luckily they didn't have too, since with some creative geniuosing by yours truly, Two had several hotel franchises under the Evil Entreprises name.
A hot shower, and a warm breakfast later, Two phoned for a limousine. Reports had come in during the night that Doctor Evil was about to land at the super secret, undetectable inpenetrable Dungeon of Doom. Although it was more formable known as the secret lair. A good head on Evil's shoulders, but when it came to names he just couldn't cut the cake.
Inside the limo Two poured himself a bottle of wine. After all, breakfast was the most important meal of the day. The airplane should be fueled within the hour.
Two had phoned, and e mailed all of the prospective Evil associates. Most of them should already be at the airport, waiting for take off. Two always liked to be fashionably late when it came to these things, you could never tell leave your guard down with these people.
Anothing glass of wine, and he was ready. The limo stopped in front of the airport. Two gave a simple nod to the driver and then stepped out. The loud bustling of airport noise saddened him, but it would be over soon enough. The plane would be ready within the hour, and soon... very soon Doctor Evil would have another brilliant plan to rule over them all.
Grabbing his briefcase, Two made his way to the plane.

 

[Guest]

can i play?

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

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[Guest]

Felicity Shagwell

I slowly opened my eyes and stared at the mushroom shaped clock sitting on the groovy nightstand of Austin’s retro penthouse and mine. It was only 6:00 am. I still wasn’t used to the time change. I closed my eyes and sighed, sometimes I wished for a nine to five job. I heard the shower running and knew that Austin was already in there. I sat up and tossed off the satin covers and headed for the bathroom door, not even bothering to put on my American flag robe.

Not even bothering to knock, I slipped in the door and stared at Austin’s profile through the glass shower door. Not bad at all. It was then that I decided that I was going to shave him.

I walked over and opened the door just enough to squeeze in behind him. I slid my hands up the backs of his thighs and over his tight ass. That was the thing I liked most about him, his nice butt. I gave his ass a nice squeeze, and then bit his shoulder.

“Morning baby.” I said, and then licked the side of his neck.

Austin turned around and pulled me against him. “You are so bad baby. But I like it. Grr Baby Grr.”

“Austin, lean up against the side of the shower. There is something that I have wanted to do to you for a long time now.” I reached over and picked up my shaving gel, then squirted some in my hand. I slowly massaged it all down his chest and stomach, then down to his rock hard cock and his balls.

“That feels groovy baby, yeah.” He moaned. “You’re making me very randy, baby”

I picked up a razor and slowly started shaving his chest. Rinsing it out as clumps of chest hair was shaved off. My hands teased the flesh that was exposed while shaving, enjoying the feel of the smooth skin. I shaved down to his navel and gently shaved around it.

My hand grasped his cock and I started slowly rubbing it.
“You know Austin, you never needed that pump. You are just the right size baby.”

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Austin Powers

"I have never had a penis enlarger, it isn't my bag baby." I said to her. I slide a hand over my chest, shocked at the sensitiveness of it.

I moan as she rubs my cock, and my knees get weak as she cups my balls into her slender fingers. I adjust myself better against the wall, and brace against it as I spread my legs wider to give her more room to shave me.

My cock grows even harder as she shaves me, her hot breath hitting my naked balls. "Now I see Dr. Evils fascination with shaved scrotums" I said, before realizing it. Felicity gives me a quizzical look. "Never mind baby, yeah." I tell her.

"All done Austin." She tells me as she stands up.

Pulling her tight against me, I get harder still as her hardening nipples press into my bare chest. "I love you Felicity Shagwell." I tell her before kissing her passionately.

I return the favor of squeezing her tight ass, like she did to me. "Have I told you lately I find you very shagadelic?" I ask. "Last night you did love," she begins, "and I love you Austin Danger Powers."

Spinning her around, I begin washing her back and my hands keep sliding farther down her body, until my hands are massaging her ass. As she pulls her hair to one side, I nibble on her exposed neck.

 

[Guest]

I leaned over.... silently urging him to slide into me. I loved doggie style almost as much as I loved being on top. I helped guide him in and pushed back against his hips to meet each thrust.

"Give it to me baby... Shag me... ooooh that feels so good." I moan as he rams harder.

I grab on to the shower bar. Holding on to it as if my life depended on it.

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Austin

Grabbing Felicity around the waist, I pull her back hard against me. "Oh yeah baby you make me very randy!" I tell her as I pound in and out of her.

Feeling my orgasm approach, I twist one hand around in her hair as I thrust harder and pull back on it. She squeals in pleasure as I move my other hand from her waist, and slide it around to her clit. Her pussy tightens around my cock as she orgasms, as it passes I slide out of her and offer my swollen cock to her.

Felicity wastes no time in swallowing my shaft, her tongue licking the underside of it. I put both hands in her hair and guide her head over me. "Oh yeah baby, I'm going to cum for you yeah." I tell her. As she looks up at me with her big blue eyes, she lets my long shaft slide out with a loud pop, and licks at the tip with her talented tongue.

"Oh fuck Felicity I am cumming, yeah." I barely get out before my semen races out of me.

 

[Guest]

Austin's cum covers my face and chest. I scooped some off my chest and licked my fingers, closing my eyes and enjoying the taste.

"Shag well by name..... Shag very well by reputation" I said and laughed.

I tilted my head. I heard a beeping sound coming from the living room.

"Austin... there's a beep coming from the living room. Its probably Basil calling back."

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Jumping out of the shower, I sprint to the living room. As I hop over the couch and land in a sitting position, I grab a box of tissue, and place it in my naked lap.

"Austin, this is Basil Exposition." he begins as usual. "We suspect Dr. Evils goons are gathering to travel to the new lair. There is still no trace of it, it is imperative that you find it Austin, and put an end to Dr. Evil's plan. Your jet is ready as soon as you can get to the airport. God speed Austin." He says before the screen closes.

I hop back into the shower, and take a quick one, before drying off. Walking over to the closet, I wink at Felicity as I dress in my blue crushed velvet suit.

We hop into the Shaguar, and speed to the Airport.

We strap into the bean bag seats as we take off in my yellow jumbo jet.

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

I'm Back Baby.....Yeah

(ooc. Know you don't like this, but hey, I'm lazy and will delete it soon. Just sayin sorry for not talkin with you yesterday, went into cardiac arrest....whatever. Havin probs right now.)


Allotta, Allotta Fahgina:

I glanced at my watch. The seconds seemed to tick by in a frenzied pace. I pushed my 'movie star' style sunglasses into my chestnut hair and slung my purse over my shoulder, my leather jacket hung on my arm as I ran through the airport. I was going to be late. My plain cotton blouse was unbuttoned discreetly and khakis adorned my legs, It wasn't easy running in my boots, but a girl had to be fashionable.

I glanced at my watch again, and halted as I saw number two. For once, He wasn't the late one.

 

[Guest]

I sat in the bean bag looking down at the outfit I had quickly put on. Thank god that someone had the good sense to bring flare jeans back. I straightened my hot pink belly shirt that had the word "Diva" spelled out in sparklies. Not too bad. But the hair needed work. It was hard trying to be a great looking agent. Most of them were old anyway. And those who weren't old, they needed a massive makeover. Pocket protectors were just so tacky.

Adjusting to the 90's was hard. The sixties were the most groovy years I had ever experienced, but austin had told me that the seventies and eighties were mostly something I could miss out on and not really get bummed about.

I looked over at Austin, and the mornings events came flooding back. He looked so sexy without that eagle chest hair. Now when I went down on him, there wouldn't be any hair to get in my mouth. The thought of that turned me on a little.

"Hey baby, wanna become a member of the Mile High Club?" Austin wiggled his eyebrows at me. "We could shag right here. Wouldn't that be groovy?"

I got up from my seat and eased myself down on his lap.

"I love you Austin. Make love to me."

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Austin Powers

Grabbing Felicity in my arms, I get up and carry her towards the round bed. Acting like we hit some turbulence, I throw her onto the bed. "Ooops sorry love, we hit some turbulence yeah." I tell her with a giggle.

Slipping my suit off, I throw it over one of the bean bags. Pulling the shirt over my head, I keep my nipples covered. I smile as Felicity removes her clothes and tosses them to the side. My mouth waters as she shakes her head, causing her firm breasts to wiggle freely. I love her dirty pillows, the day I inadvertently got pulled into them still fresh in my memory.

Stepping forward, I fall onto the bed, "Oh I fell over." I tell her as I roll over onto her. Pushing a button on the wall, sixties music starts playing and the bed starts spinning as we slide under the leopard print sheets.

 

[poohlive]

Two smiled as he watched Alotta. She was late, Two didn't like people being late, especially when he was supposed to make an entrance. She had literally ruined his altogether good entrance.
"So glad you could make it today," he said in his usual monotone voice (we all know it isn't monotone, but hey can you get a better word to describe it.... ... I thought not).
He saw her try to speak, perhaps explain her tardiness, but he simple put up his hand. (talk to the hand)
"Tell me the excuse later, Doctor Evil will be expecting us," he gently nodded his head to the door. He bowed politely letting her go first.
Getting inside he counted the seats. Good, everyone was there. A quick conversation to the pilot later and the plane was about to take off. Two sat down, trying to get comfortable for the flight.

 

[cheekyminx]

Ivanna Humpalot

Frowning as Alotta came late to the plane. She hated people to be late. Soon she was thinking about Dr Evils plot. What would it be this time. Deliciously evil what ever it would be. Grinning to herself she layed back in her seat, listening to the engines rev up and the plane moved forward.
She smiled at Two and licked her lips.

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

Allotta Fahgina

I glared at him through slits in my eyes. I followed him, my appearance awry. The plane was large and the inside was a long circular couch around the cabin.

"Look." I said, my voice angry. "I was saving your ass." I smiled cockily.

I plopped down into a spot and closed my eyes, I knew he was wondering WHAT I was talking about.

With my eyes closed I began...

"You left behind your cell phone. Dropped it on your way through the airport. You know it can be traced! Your supposed to be Dr. Evil's right hand man." I grinned evilly.

"you better thank me."

I kicked off my shoes and sunk intot he plush cushions.

 

[Guest]

Felicity

As Austin and I slid under the sheets, the door to the kitchen opened and out came a young woman. I glared at her. Her outfit was just totally impossible. She looked like she had just stepped out of a Heidi remake. I looked at Austin, my eyes asking a silent question.

"Hello.. I am Inga from Sweeden. I will be your personal stewardess for your flight."

"Oh. Groovy." I said to her, then turned to Austin "For a minute there I thought you wanted a threesome."

"I can do zat too. I am zat your service." She did a little curtsy.

I looked at Austin waiting to see what his response to all of this would be.

 

[poohlive]

Two is not a man to make mistakes. The entire reason for him being called Two was that he was the number Two man. He was the most responsible, the most dependable... the most likely not to loose his cell phone.
"I do give credit where credit is due," Two said, putting his cell phone away, "I thank you Alotta."
His mind raced against something. Hadn't his cell phone been in his back pocket? He was sure of it, it couldn't have gotten out, unless...
He looked back at Allotta. No, she couldn't have. That was unthinkable, but still... He let it go though, it was impossible to prove, and even more impossible to think she would go that far just to impress him.
Then again, if there ever was a person to impress in this industy, it would have to be him. Number Two hadn't had a woman in a long time, one too many frozen Big Boy incidents he supposed. He would have to abmit he had those rugged good looks, and women loved a guy with a disability.
He touched the eye patch, yes yes yes.
Glancing at the other passengers he could tell they were eager to go. It was still early in the morning however, and most...
He looked back at Ivanna. Did she just lick her lips at him? She was looking at him, but he wasn't quite sure. Oh wow... this was getting interesting now. He had specifically hire these women because of their great sexuality, Austin Powers could never resist a tight skirt, or a super secret plan by Doctor Evil. Combining the two was a plan nique to only the Number Two man himself.
A man always got an extra boost of confidence when he knows two women are checking him out. He couldn't help but swell up with a little pride. There weren't very many attractive men under Doctor Evil.
Two chuckled to himself... did he just say there weren't many attractive men under Doctor Evil? Oh man, he should do stand up sometime. But it would never happen, he was always as straight as an arrow on the outside... if only they knew.
Relaxing in his chair a little bit, Two let the gentle sway of the airplane get to him.

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

Alotta Fahgina

(ooc. Remember pooh. Mine. Allllll mine. *WEG*)

I tossed him his cell phone. One thing he will realize, I don't lie to get ahead (ha...could of said that I don't lie[as in down] to get a HEAD.......I crack myself up....)

I didn't need to. Just because my last mission with Mr. Powers failed, doesn't mean I didn't get the information they needed. It also doesn't mean I gave it to them. I smiled to myself. I threw my bag on the floor and Put my coat as a pillow on the sofa. I had to get something to drink. I got up, not wanting to disturb the crabby Number two. I began to walk. The plane just started to take off, Without warning and I fell. Right ontop of Number 2. I quickly tried to get up, but my attempts were futile, I just got myself more tangled up.


(ooc. Mine. And if you want to take back your 'offer' well then....... )

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Austin

"Groovy baby, yeah." I tell Inga.

Turning to Felicity, "What is your policy on menage a trois?" I ask her. She looks at me with a quizzical expression. "Oh come on Felicity you know I am a swinger baby yeah. But if there is one bird that can change me it is you Felicity Shagwell." I kiss her and roll her on top of me. "Now about this making love thing you mentioned....."

 

[Guest]

Felicity

I was running my fingers up and down Austin's chest, when out of the corner of my eye, I saw a glimmer of something. In a flash I rolled pulling Austin with me as a knife slashed the bed where we were laying.

Austin and I jumped off the bed and stared at Inga..who was holding the knife.

 

[Angelus]

I sat in my chair and looked at the table. My lair was perfect and everything was as it should be. Pretty soon Number Two and the others would be landing and I could get my plan underway, a plan so foolproof that not even Austin Powers or his girlfriend would be able to ruin it. I got up out of the chair and walked to the main window and looked out at part of the island and began laughing.

 

[cheekyminx]

Ivannah

Watching Number 2 look back at me I licked my lips again. Smiling at him.
Then Allotta fell on him. I smiled. Im a patient lady but I will have you to myself one day 2 I thought tomyself.
I looked around the plane to see what other fun was happening.

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Austin

"Okay Austin time to work your mojo." I think to myself. I pull the sheet off the bed as I stand up, wrapping it around my waist not giving Inga a glimpse of my privates.

"Inga let me ask you a question, and be honest. Do we make you horny? Do we? Do we make you randy? Yeah." I start dancing around, teasing that I will remove the sheet.
Slowly moving towards Inga, she is in a trance and doesn't move, and I make it right in front of her. "Judo chop." I say, hitting her on the collarbone. As she falls, I reach into the makeshift nightstand and pull out two pair of handcuffs. I cuff her hands in front of her, and lead her halfway towards the front of the plane and cuff her to an exposed loop hanging from the ceiling with the other pair. I then find a towel to gag her mouth, causing her to mumble as she is on her tip toes trying to stay steady.

Then as I make my way back to the bed, the Captain comes on the intercom, "We will be landing to refuel in ten minutes, please set your umm, bags in the upright position and buckle your seat belts."

Felicity and I quickly dress and hop into out bean bags and buckle in as the plane begins its descent. I feel sorry for Inga at first as I see her swaying uncontrollably.

As soon as the plane stops, I hop up and remove Inga's gag. "Who sent you?" I ask.
"Dr. Evil did." she replies. "Dr. Evil, huh? Why doesn't he understand he can never prevail against me? I mean come on he stole my mojo, and used it himself and I still beat him." Inga stares back with a blank look in her eyes.

The door opens, and I unfasten the ceiling cuffs and lead Inga outside. "Want to stretch Felicity?" I ask as I walk down the steps, looking for the security office.

 

[Renegade]

Scott Evil

"It's about damn time." I mutter to myself while watching Austin Powers and Felicity descend from the airplane. With mom out of the picture right now, 'dad' didn't bother to get in touch with me about his next plot against Powers.

Not that I realy thought he was going to win this time, but there was noway he'd get away with ditching me like this. This was going to be my chance to prove to him that I was not a weak link. Not that it realy did matter when it came to getting a victory out of all this. For all I knew, Dr. Evils plan would be something like an attempt to spit in Austins coffee. What an ass.

Hmm looked like they cought a an agen of dads on the plane. Good, it would make it easier to sneak around onboard since their guard would be down now. Once the three are far away from the airplane, I made my way over towards the opening. Running up the stairs and into the plane, a sudden rush of fear filled me as the search began for a place to hide.

This was NOT the kind of plane that I had expected it to be. There wasn't much room for hiding with all the retro stuff that Powers had displayed around here. The only thing I could see for hiding was under the bed. Sliding under the large bed, I kept a tight hold on the gun which was in my back pocket. With a couple of bullets, I was going to be able to do what my father and his cronies couldn't accomplish in four decades.