Austin Powers, The Legend Continues.

[Mackdaddy_74]

OOC: This is (hopefully) going to be a fun thread, Join in with any existing character, even make up your own. The only rule is to have fun. Ravenloft is Dr. Evil, Tiggs is Frau Farbissina, Renegade is playing Scott Evil, and I am Austin Powers. All other characters are still open.

The year is 2000, Austin Powers and Felicity Shagwell are happily engaged, and Austin from ten minutes ago has moved to America.

"Okay Felicity, you are a tiger, *click*that is it love, yeah. *click* Just a few more shots, *click* look, I am not even shooting you *click* (pointing the camera up towards the ceiling) *click*. And I'm spent." *he spins around, throwing the camera up and behind him. Luckily,Felicity catches the camera before it hits the tile floor. There are several beeps and a small monitor rises out of the coffee table. "This is Basil Exposition at British Intelligence, Austin, we need you to come in for more testing due to your time travel experience". I walk back into the bedroom and dress in my Blue velvet suit, kissing Felicity on the cheek before leaving As I get into my Shaguar, I hear someone approaching so I turn to see who it is but everything goes dark .

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When I come to, my head hurts it feels like I got hit by a truck. Thinking of rubbing my head, I realized I an chained up, stretched like an "X". I look down I am now dressed in a Gold metallic suit resembling overalls, I look around and I am in a sphere shaped room, grey in color. Hearing a loud click, I look to my left the room starts to slide apart.

 

[sex-maniac69]

Ill be Number 2

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

OH MY GOODNESS!

May I assume the role as Ivona Humpalot...I wanted to play Felicity, But I dunno how well I can stand being with that hairy chested man...

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

LAVA "Ouch baby, very ouch." play Ivana, no Problem.

 

[Ravenloft]

Dr. Evil:

In walks Dr. Evil, three men in bright white jump suits walk in behind him, pushing a piece of machinery that resembled nothing more than an over sized paper shredder. They wheeled it in front of Austin then one of them took the thick black power cord attached to it in hand. Dr. Evil walked up to the giganto paper shredder. And ran his hands along its surface, almost lovingly. Looking up at Austin he spoke. "Austin Powers... Time and time again you have thwarted my plans for world domination..." Patting the top of the paper shredder Dr. Evil smiled. "But at last I have you at my mercy! There will be no escape for you this time... Muahahahah!" while laughing Dr. Evil nodded to one of his lackys. The lacky plugged the shredders power cord into a wall jack and the machine growled into life. "In two minutes there won't be enough tape in the world to put you back together... POWERS!" Lifting his pinky to his lips, Dr. Evil laughed again. "Muahahahhah!!!"

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

As the shredder whirls to life, Austin calls out to Dr. Evil as he is walking out of the room. "Dr. Evil, you are planning on killing me with a paper shredder? This is your craziest plan yet, yeah." The doors continue to close, Dr. Evil always trust his plans to work. As soon as the doors close Austin taps the left side of his glasses on his arm "Austin laser ray." with that, a laser beam emerges from his glasses he uses it on the power cord to the shredder slicing it into. He then cuts himself free before turning the laser off, and waiting against the wall for the one inept guard to come in and check on him.

[Edited by Mackdaddy_74 on 12-07-2000 at 06:29 PM]

 

[Dirk13]

ummmm.....

ummmm...ummm....well i can't very well be the cat...ummmm.....i'll be...i'll be...HELP ME HERE DAMNIT!!!

 

[sex-maniac69]

hey dirk13 how about mini me?

 

[sex-maniac69]

Number 2:


"Well Dr.Evil looks like Austin is helpless," i said "what are we gonna do now,?"i said.

 

[Ravenloft]

Dr. Evil:

"We still need to find Austin Powers from 10 minutes ago Number Two... Bring me a comunications device... I must contact one of our... Secret AGENTS! Muah... Muah... Muahahahah!!!!"

 

[sex-maniac69]

Number 2:


"Heres one Dr.Evil,"I hand it to him."Who you gonna call?"i asked

 

[Ravenloft]

Dr. Evil:

"... Bambi... Bambi Bangs... AKA: American WOMAN!!! Muah, muah, muahahahah!!!" Dr. Evil moves over to his large, solid metal command chair as he laughs his maniacle laugh. The oxygen to his brain dwindles a little and he falls into his seat, light headed. Mr. Bigglesworth jumps up onto the table in front of him and meows.

 

[sex-maniac69]

Number 2:



"Perfect," i said and strated laughing right along with Dr.Evil.






OCC: IM the young number 2 i came here and burned the old one

 

[Guest]

Bambi Bangs...

Originally posted by Number 2
"Who you gonna call?" I asked.

Bambi Bangs was sitting at a small table along an outside cafe deep in the heart of Charlston Square in New Orleans when she heard her communications device going off. She dug through her faux rabbit fur purse sitting down by her feet and pulled out a make-up compact. She opened it and pressed a small, almost invisible, button along its side. The silvered glass seemed to dissapear and in its place came the image of Dr. Evil, her employer.

"Ahhh, Miss Bangs," he began. "How are you my dear?" Not waiting for an answer, Dr. Evil continued. "I trust that things are going well? Have you located Powers yet?"

"Yes," Bambi Bangs replied. "I have him in my sights as we speak, Sir. He is sitting a few tables down from me, his back to me."

"Good!" Dr. Evil cheered. "Muah, muah, muahahahah!!!"

 

[Renegade]

Scott Evil

Appearing on the scene just in time to see Dad and Number 2 having another evil laugh session, I take a seat infront of the table as I wait for them to stop. After about two minutes of this and a call to one of dads spys, they slow down and finaly give up on their giggling.

"Are you done yet?" I ask in my usual sarcastic tone as I stand up and walk over to my dad.

He turns as he notices me approaching him, "Scott my boy, how are you? Come to see daddy at work?"

Standing there with my hands in my pockets, I ask him "Is it true that you got Austin Powers tied up again?"

Proudly he tells me, "Yes it is true, Scott. Powers is mine and by now he should be dead."

"Should be?" I ask as it hits me, "Dad, don't tell me you locked him into one of your easily escapable traps and left him alone again?"

Dr. Evil looks at me then just tells me, "Scott, you just don't get it at all do you?"

"Ah!!! I give up!" I yell out as I sit back in my seat and rest my head in my hands. Why couldn't have I been the offspring of Manson or Bundy? At least they actualy got around to killing someone.

[Edited by Renegade on 12-08-2000 at 12:00 AM]

 

[Ravenloft]

Dr. Evil:

Looking around Dr. Evil squinted his eyes and put his pinky to his lips. "Frau isn't here?" He asked to himself as he fixed Scott with a grin. He let his hand drift to the under pannal of his command seat. He rested his finger on the button that would release Scott's chair into a pit of bubbling lava. Looking aroung once more to make SURE that the coast is clear Dr. Evil pushes the button... Only to find out that it releases Number Two's chair instead, with a *Shoomp* and a short staccato scream. A burp of flame rises from the metalic shaft that the chair fell into.

A few moments pass as Dr. Evil regards his son with a sheepish look. Considering the situation, his hand goes back under the table. Two more chairs zip out of existance with a belch of flame marking each. "Why does nothing work around here?! All I asked for is chairs that will fall into a pit of lava at the push of a button!!! I mean... Throw me a FREAKING bone here!" Dr. Evil blurts out. Scott stared across the table at him and his ineptitude, smiling. In contempt Dr. Evil mashes the entire panel of buttons.... Only to send every OTHER chair, but the one that Scott is setting in down into the lava pits. Disgruntled, Dr. Evil starts to bang his fist franticly against the panel. Just then he heard Frau scream. "DR. EVIL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! THATS HIGHLY SENCITIVE MACHINERY!" Snatching his hand away from its incessent pounding of the panel Dr. Evil looks up at Frau as she walks into the room. She goes past him and flashes a severed wire, for Scott to see with a wink.

 

[sex-maniac69]

Number 2:



"I think they are both against you Dr. evil," I said and glared at there grinning faces

 

[Guest]

Frau Farbissina...

Scott smiled at his mother once she winked at him. Growing up in evil, it was kinda nice having someone on his "side" so to speak. They had a bond, that was special to say the least, that he and Dr. Evil didn't have...and never would.

Frau smirked as she walked past Dr. Evil, then damn near growled as she passed Number 2 (Ewwwww! Doesn't that just sound nasty, baby! Yeah, doesn't it!).

Once completely around the table, Frau took her seat next to her son, directly across from Dr. Evil. The smirk never left her face. She got a thrill challenging him any way possible. She remembered that day so long ago when he had promised her that things wouldn't get weird, and how by the next day "things got weird, didn't they?".

The union hadn't been a total waste though. At least she had her Scott now. She turned to look at him. She reached out with her hand and gently grasped her son's chin with it. She looked his face over, checking to see how many features were hers. Pleased by the general outcome, she smiled and released his face. Her hand trailed back down towards her side. It rested, there, under the table, not on her lap though, but on his.

"Riiiiiigh," Dr. Evil said, looking at the expression on his son's face, then looking at Frau. "Are we all set then?"

She gave him a look stating that they were indeed ready to proceed. "SEND IN THE CLONE!" she cried out at a decibel that made even Scott cringe along with everyone else in the room.

 

[sex-maniac69]

number 2:




I had to check to see if my ears were still there after scotts mother screamed.I went to stand next to Dr.Evil.
I kinda watched Scott and his mother as i told Dr. Evil "Im going to check on austin,"I said.If he isnt dead ill kill him....

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Austin

As the doors to the room start to open, Austin gets ready to jump on the guard as soon as the doors seal shut. Smelling burnt flesh, Austin looks at the person in the room, "Wait a tick, you aren't the one inept guard."Austin replies. "Judo chop"with that, he thrust his hand into the side of his assailant's throat. There is a sickening snapping sound as the crispy neck gives way and as the severed head rolls across the metallic floor he realizes the so called attacker was a burnt Number 2.

 

[Roland Gilliad]

ooc: Well then Baby, by Special Request From that Shaggin Bird Tiggs, I;m taking up the spot of everyones Fave Little Guy, I AM MINI-ME BABY!!!!!

ic:
*The Lights whirl around, the big giant metal doors slowly open, a small, dark figure is inside, pinky to mouth, looking very EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL..he slowly Walks in, his eyes full of...Evilness, Wearing that cool Silver Suit he was wearing when austin (Shitted!) Him out of the space station.* meeee...*he manages, looking a Little lost and Distraught, As if he needs his best friend..*

 

[Dirk13]

i shall be....mini me....i'll post later on tonight though.

 

[Renegade]

OOC: Um Dirk, Roland already posted as Mini Me. Sorry dude.

 

[Dirk13]

....NOOOOOOOOO...


god damnit....*mumbles incoherantily*...

 

[Roland Gilliad]

Sorry Dirk, Tiggs Asked me to Do the Mini-Me thing Personally...*wince* Hope there's no hard feelins..