Aussie humor in the face of tragedy

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[Ladybird]

I got this message from a friend this morning

Subject: Fw: A patriotic cause

Uncovering Islamic Terrorists In Your Community
Lioness

Are you telling me that it's a joke?

Damn... and I've been working on my tan lines all day!!

 

[Coolville]

Tan lines are exactly what the Islamic Fundamentalists WANT you to have.

Be naked. For liberty.

 

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[Ladybird]

Tan lines are exactly what the Islamic Fundamentalists WANT you to have.
Be naked. For liberty.

I will........ for my country. Thank you!

 

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If you walk around with a Slamun Rushdie T-Shirt on


You'll soon find out who's a muslim


Make sure you're strapped

The best joke I heard in a week.

 

[Don K Dyck]

I got this message from a friend this morning


Subject: Fw: A patriotic cause

Uncovering Islamic Terrorists In Your Community



Because Muslim extremists cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see
a naked woman who is not his wife, next Saturday afternoon at 2:00 p.m.
EST, all Australian women are asked to walk out of their houses completely
naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti terrorist
effort.

All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their homes
to prove that they think it's OK to see other women nude. (Since the enemy
does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof
of your anti-Taliban sentiment.)

Notify the Federal Police of any neighbors who do not participate.

Your efforts to root out terrorists will be greatly appreciated and
indicate your desire to demonstrate your patriotism.

To achieve 100% participation, forward this note to other similarly minded
patriots.
God bless you all, Prime Minister John Howard

Lioness

Oh oh!! Somebody has let the cat out of the bag . . . telling Ladybird to wander around naked for an hour . . . in the street . . . with all those men watching . . . this is too good to be Honest Johnny Howard . . . it must be his little mates, Pervin' Pete Costello and Tiny Tony Abbott. . .

C'mon Ladybird . . . get your gear off!!! heheheh

 

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[MunchinMark]

Another One

Absolutely true: This morning (yesterday evening for the Aussies) A Channel 7 Reporter (Australian) solemnly told ITV (British) presenters that John Howard had supported Bush from the beginning when it comes to an attack on Iran.

No-one corrected her and she didn't notice either.

 

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International support

 

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