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On the occasion of my reaching Literotica Guru status, I am starting this advice thread.

Ask away.

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Well

No takers?

It was a joke ... :rolleyes:

Not so funny I suppose.

:rose:

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Well I got a chuckle out of it.

So your effort was not wasted. :D

Nice to meet someone with a bizarre sense of humor like mine.

By the way, I'm having a problem with my neighbor...
 
TE999 said:
Well I got a chuckle out of it.

So your effort was not wasted. :D

Nice to meet someone with a bizarre sense of humor like mine.

By the way, I'm having a problem with my neighbor...

Easy... I suppose around Halloween they are selling those plastic hammers that squeak when you use them on someone....

Get one and whack him!


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The department head has a nose like a doorknob, and is built like a door. With tits.
 
does she have a sign on her ass that says "sorry we're closed" and sign on her upper lip thats says "Always open"?
 
Dear Auntie Mah,

There's an annoying man I've met online who thinks women should be kept barefoot and pregnant and insults other people when they don;t agree with his delusional philosophies of life. Should capital punishment be brought back for being so annoying?

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definitely

Vermilion said:
Dear Auntie Mah,

There's an annoying man I've met online who thinks women should be kept barefoot and pregnant and insults other people when they don;t agree with his delusional philosophies of life. Should capital punishment be brought back for being so annoying?

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I think we can, but execution can only be implemented with aforementioned plastic hammer. The ignore feature may also be used.

Unless of course said women want to be kept barefoot and pregnant, and/or said man is from the BDSM forum, where being tied to the kitchen table is ... foreplay before dinner. :D

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Caitano said:
The department head has a nose like a doorknob, and is built like a door. With tits.


Kiss her. She might be a disguised frog.

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