August 13th International Left handers Day

ishtat

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It's our day today so if you want to bitch about a right handed world, do it here.:)

Mine is a deeply philosophical question. Why are most refridgerators hinged on the right side but microwaves on the left?

Or why do revolving doors always turn the wrong way?

Do you know a left handed dentist?
 
Only ones in our right mind. It had to be said.

I was thinking about looking for a left-hand store to get a proper spatula-spoon thing the other day.
 
It's our day today so if you want to bitch about a right handed world, do it here.:)

Mine is a deeply philosophical question. Why are most refridgerators hinged on the right side but microwaves on the left?

Or why do revolving doors always turn the wrong way?

Do you know a left handed dentist?

Most refrigerators can be supplied with doors hinged on the left but at an extra cost. So can kitchen cabinets.

Yes, my dentist is left handed. She had to use right-handed equipment until about a couple of years ago when her surgery was reequipped. The new equipment can be moved from left to right-handed operation in a matter of seconds.

Og (ambi-sinistrous and father of left-handed daughters)
 
Yes Og we have a left handed fridge and the kitchen is generally set up for left handers as all except one of the family is left handed.

I learned to write with my right hand after breaking my left hand and wrist aged about 8, but I still draw and paint lefthanded
 
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Yes Og we have a left handed fridge and the kitchen is generally set up for left handers as all except one of the family is left handed.

I learned to write with my right hand after breaking my left hand and wrist aged about 8, but I still draw and paint lefthanded

My brother is ambidextrous with a bias to the right because he found that life was easier that way. He paints and draws with either hand. For detailed work he uses whichever hand is convenient.

Some years ago he broke his right hand when skiing. He recorded a left-hand signature at his bank. They accept either signature and will, if asked, produce left-handed cheque books.

I describe myself as ambi-sinistrous because I am equally incompetent with both hands. My brother has considerable artistic talent. I had to give up art because my hands couldn't produce any acceptable results except on a large scale with big brushstrokes. I'm better than him at back scenes for drama. Anything smaller than six feet by six feet and my limitations are obvious. He is very good at small canvases, say 10 by 12 inches, and even minatures.

Og
 
Following Polio when I was five, I shoot a handgun with my left and a rifle with my right. I pick up heavy stuff with my left and write with my right.
I'm a box of contradictions
 
ambi-sinistrous ?

Never heard this before, is it a personal label?

Is there a term for someone who is predominately right handed, but left handed for seemingly random things. I'm right handed but always wear my watch on my right wrist and learnt to fire shotguns and rifles left handed.

Maybe it's because my mother was left handed and when young simply copied how she held things?
 
ambi-sinistrous ?

Never heard this before, is it a personal label?

Is there a term for someone who is predominately right handed, but left handed for seemingly random things. I'm right handed but always wear my watch on my right wrist and learnt to fire shotguns and rifles left handed.

Maybe it's because my mother was left handed and when young simply copied how she held things?

Dextrous = capable, handy with tools. Ambidextrous is equally competent with either hand.

Sinistrous is the opposite. Ambisinistrous is equally INcompetent with either hand.

Sinister comes from "left-handed", and "the left hand path" i.e. Black Magic as opposed to White Magic.

Left-handers have had a bad press for thousands of years.

Og
 
Dextrous = capable, handy with tools. Ambidextrous is equally competent with either hand.

Sinistrous is the opposite. Ambisinistrous is equally INcompetent with either hand.

Sinister comes from "left-handed", and "the left hand path" i.e. Black Magic as opposed to White Magic.

Left-handers have had a bad press for thousands of years.

Og

Yes I guess they have. I'd heard the expression kack-handed came from soldiers serving overseas. In Arabic kack meant shit and the muslim locals were disgusted by British soldiers eating with their left hands. Muslims apparently eat with the right hand only and clean their arses with the left.
 
Yes I guess they have. I'd heard the expression kack-handed came from soldiers serving overseas. In Arabic kack meant shit and the muslim locals were disgusted by British soldiers eating with their left hands. Muslims apparently eat with the right hand only and clean their arses with the left.

In a desert environment, it wasn't always possible to wash after shitting. Thus, Muslims always used the left hand to wipe their arses with. Only the right hand was permitted in the communal cooking pot. Thus, the sentence of having the right hand of a thief amputated, was a sentence to death by starvation.
 

Take solace that it's a well-documented fact that left handers are smarter.

 
Changed ...

I'm a recovered lefty ... well not really, I was forced to write, right handed because of ink pens and I wrote in the forehand lefty style as opposed to the upside down and backward lefties. Could be messy with true 'ink pens' but a true lefty in all other things

We have an advantage you know, ask Pres. Obama, he's a lefty too.
 
I'm a recovered lefty ... well not really, I was forced to write, right handed because of ink pens and I wrote in the forehand lefty style as opposed to the upside down and backward lefties. Could be messy with true 'ink pens' but a true lefty in all other things

We have an advantage you know, ask Pres. Obama, he's a lefty too.

So is or was Pres Bill Clinton, George Bush Senior, Gerald Ford , Harry Truman, and Herbert Hoover.
 
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