Auctioning off that clog-boobs on a heroin binge, Mischka

[lavender]

 

[bluntforcemama]

I'll offer my soul for her!

 

[Todd]

5 lit points

 

[Todd]

bumpity up because Lavender does not want me having Mishcha so cheaply

 

[Weevil]

Hey, I'd bid if it weren't for my stringent opposition to auctioning off people.

She nominated me which gives her major points in my book.

 

[lavender]

 

[Todd]

Its a conspiracy, you all are against me its no fair.

And I had something really special planned to

 

[Starfish]

Yeah, EBW, it's not like we're going into slavery. It's just all in fun, and it's gonna be worth it, in the end.

Play along boy!

 

[Weevil]

EBW

Get over it! Play. Sheesh man. Aren't you the one always telling me not to be so damned serious?????????????

Am I? That doesn't sound like something a responsible, Car-owning Civil Servant would say. In fact I think that's a bold faced lie.......for shaaaaaame

 

[Weevil]

Yeah, EBW, it's not like we're going into slavery. It's just all in fun, and it's gonna be worth it, in the end.

Play along boy!

Nuts to you. It's creepy.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Being the owner of her domicile and one of the very lucky fellas to have chatted her up recently. I find it is my duty to post a bid for the luciously anal retentive splinter chested love-kitten known as Mischka!

I bid 50 points!
bringing my total down to 115.

Let's hunt the secret nipple together, hot-pants

 

[Starfish]

*gasp*

Now you're betting?




Gnufi! Gnufi! Where are you????????????????

 

[InternationalFunboy]

gasp?? We talked about this...

So buck up baby.....go bid on some man-meat!

it all ends up at the Orbital Funhouse anyway....

 

[Todd]

51 points

 

[Starfish]

Yeah, I just had to gasp and get it out.


I have a dick in me right now!

See, I am fine!


Ta ta for now, my little toodling terripin!

 

[InternationalFunboy]

55 lit points.....for those wooden points I love so much!

 

[Todd]

55 lit points.....for those wooden points I love so much!

56

 

[Weevil]

I bid 11 !!!!!!

*Loud voice sounds*

No EBW, you're supposed to bid higher.


Ohhhhhh, I get it.

12!!!!!!!!!

 

[Todd]

bump

 

[Guru]

 

[InternationalFunboy]

60 Lit points for Mischka Lynn
with bedroom eyes and the tight rear end

my total is now 105, provided i win her hand......

 

[lavender]

 

[Todd]

61

 

[Todd]

up

 

[Barb Dwyer]

62

Only to act as a shill to get the guys to bid higher for you.

She's smart, nice and pretty. (well, I am guessing on the last one but the other two qualities are true)

Sorry, Todd. If ya want her ya gotta ante up.