AUCTION! The Official Thread

[lavender]

 

[Guest]

Ok... I have a question.....

are you allowed to 'win' more than one auction?

 

[Guest]

Booga booga booga!

 

[TonyG]

And the auction closes 11:59PM PDT Monday June 4th (tomorrow night) or 2:59Am EDT Tuesday June 5th ??????

 

[lavender]

 

[Guest]

Booga?

 

[lavender]

 

[Guest]

Booga don't booga auction booga Pyper booga!

 

[lavender]

 

[Pyper]

Dammit! Er, I mean, booga!

 

[lavender]

 

[Cheyenne]

A request for Lit points to be granted to Poodles the Wonder Dog in recognition of her fine posts in her quest of winning PC! I think she deserves at least another 175 points- what do ya say, Lavy?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Just as long as I have enough lit points to foil the mutt. Or I may have to innundate the board with vogon-like poetry. I'm a nasty loser.

*smiles*

I need more lit points. If I pander mightily to you, can I get more lit points?

 

[Problem Child]

GODDAMNIT. DOGS DON'T GET POINTS! WHAT THE FUCK?

WHAT'S NEXT? HANDICAPPED PARKING SPACES FOR CATS?

SOCIAL SECURITY FOR GERBILS?

grrrrrr....

 

[Puddles The Wonder Poodle]

Only if they are computer savy, dear. know any gerbils that members of lit?

 

[lavender]

 

[Pyper]

Do I get any points for making you think I was a troll? Booga!

 

[Angel]

KM

Pandering will get you know where with lit points now. It's all about pissing me off and insulting me.

Slut.

 

[lavender]

 

[KillerMuffin]

Okay.

LavendAr (insult one) you are such a silly twit (insult two). Who in their right mind let you out of the loopy bin? (insult three).

I'm running out of steam here. Gawd dammit, I just LIKE you too much. I have an idea.

Puddles you stupid motherfuckin dawg. PC IS MINE!!!! Get that in your tiny little, fuzzy brainless head. Those holes let all your brains leak out or something?

Okay.

Lavender you stupid motherfuckin dawg. You have a tiny, little, fuzzy brainless head. Those holes let all your brains leak out or something?

*sigh* It just doeesn't work. I still like you too much.

 

[lavender]

 

[KillerMuffin]

Cool.

I need enough points to buy PC and enough points to buy Angel and enough points to buy myself. That way I don't have to actually follow through with my not so hidden talent. Oy the work involved. The pain, the pleasure, the words flowing through the rich, fertile plains of my lascivious soul.

It almost killed me to misspell your name. Gawd that was hard. There is only one A in lavender.

 

[lavender]

 

[p_p_man]

up

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[lavender]