Attn. ladies: BJ's are good for you, too!

eric shawn listo

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According to a major men's health magazine (Men's Health, a place with tons of useful stuff), semen has beneficial value to the female sex unknown before now!

Why oral sex is also like Paxil: It works better if she swallows
Proostaglandins, fatty acids found in semen, are absorbed bt the vagina and may have a role in modulating female hormones and moods. I also feel duty-bound to report that women who perform oral sex on their mates as less likely to suffer from preeclampsia, a condition that causes a dangerous spike in women's blood pressure during pregnancy. Plus, sperm carries TGFbeta, a molecule that can boost the activities of her natural killer cells, which attack the rogue cells that give rise to tumors. Don't make her beg. Offer.

Just thought you'd like to know. It pays to be informed. We menfolk are always thinking of you!

:rose: :rose:
 
No need to preach to the converted. As it says in my title, I'm a very NICE girl.

Lew said so, and he should know.

:D

Lou :devil:
 
Tatelou said:
No need to preach to the converted. As it says in my title, I'm a very NICE girl.

Lew said so, and he should know.

:D

Lou :devil:

Certainly didn't mean to preach. Just a concerned citizen. ;) :devil:
 
eric shawn listo said:
Certainly didn't mean to preach. Just a concerned citizen. ;) :devil:

I know, and a very fine job of spreading the word you are doing.

A bj is also good medicine for a sore throat. ;)

:devil:
 
Tatelou said:
I know, and a very fine job of spreading the word you are doing.

A bj is also good medicine for a sore throat. ;)

:devil:

Now this I did not know! Thanks for the info. Is it the exercise or the finish? :p :devil:
 
I think I'll become a Women's in-home care Health Care provider--of a specific type of care.

Any takers?
 
eric shawn listo said:
Now this I did not know! Thanks for the info. Is it the exercise or the finish? :p :devil:

Both, especially if it's a bit ferocious and there's gagging involved. :eek:
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
I think I'll become a Women's in-home care Health Care provider--of a specific type of care.

Any takers?

It's always important to provide new career options! ;)
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
I think I'll become a Women's in-home care Health Care provider--of a specific type of care.

Any takers?

I would, most definitely, but I'd hate to OD. I've been getting all the medicine I need recently. ;)

:rose:
 
Thank you for this informative health-related thread. What a generous gesture.

:rose:
 
I don't know... I admire the women who can, but to me it just tastes nasty and turns my stomach. I guess it's just as well I'm a lesbian. I might die earlier as a result, but according to the statistics I should have better mental health than my heterosexual counterparts :cool:

Swings and roundabouts.

I wonder if going down on a woman has the same kind of health benefits? :confused:
 
scheherazade_79 said:

I wonder if going down on a woman has the same kind of health benefits? :confused:

This publication may not examine that as carefully. However I've always found it nourishing in its own right. ;)
 
scheherazade_79 said:
I wonder if going down on a woman has the same kind of health benefits?
It probably is the only thing that keeps my wife from killing me at times.
 
scheherazade_79 said:
I wonder if going down on a woman has the same kind of health benefits? :confused:

Who cares? As long as it don't kill me outright, I'm there.
 
cantdog said:
Who cares? As long as it don't kill me outright, I'm there.

Depends on whose thighs you are between when that meteor hits the earth, I suppose. Ya takes your chances, ya know?
 
impressive said:
Depends on whose thighs you are between when that meteor hits the earth, I suppose. Ya takes your chances, ya know?
I'll take those chances. I didn't know about the meteorite, but I had heard some talk about the earth moving, or some such thing...
 
Listen, folks, I don't think this info is gonna bring about world peace or anything. I mean...wait a minute...maybe W wouldn't be so stuck up if Laura swallowed...I mean Bill never started a war...he had Hillary... and Monica...and well...Hillary...I bet Hillary swallows...yeah, that's it...This could bring about world Peace!!! Ohmygog!!! I've done it!! World Peace!!!yaaayyy!!:D :p
 
eric, is there any reason to believe this 'info' is true? why trust 'men's health'? is this corroborated by any other authority, like Hustler magazine?
 
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