Attention women of the Tampa Bay area, prepare to be boarded.

[Thoggy]

Hello all..

In an exciting change of pace, I am actually heading down to your strange and wonderful land. It is true that leaving Canada for the States is a rite of passage here, similar to the joy and wonder one experiences the first time you kill a polar bear. I am thrilled and excited to be visiting my father in Largo and anticipate that drinking and sex will ensue. Not with my father of course. Jesus you are sick, sick people.

So, if you find Canadian accents delightly exotic and wish to be swept off your feet by my charming ways, write me a PM and let me know your deepest desires. Alternatively, say hi. I will be in Largo from Sunday the 10th to Sunday the 17th and I anticipate I will be looking to get out of the house and away from my dad for a few hours by, oh, 6 minutes after my arrival.

Any questions? No? Excellent. As always I look forward to your responses. Bonus points for being female and under the age of 50. I know, I know, I aim high but I truly feel I am worth it.

Thoggy

PS - OK, don't have to "born" a female and under 60 is acceptable.
PPS - Uh...might attract the wrong crowd here with my jokes..let's say somewhat near my age, yes?

 

[Thoggy]

This is extremely awkward.

No one has replied to my posting, leaving me in the uncomfortable position of replying to my own post, thus implying that I will have sex with myself.

I appreciate that all I really want is a bit of fun while away, but I draw the line at masturbating on the kitchen table while looking at old issues of National Geographic in which I have replaced the heads of various native tribeswomen with crudely drawn caricatures of Angelina Jolie.

I mean, what the hell sort of vacation is it if I am doing the exact same thing I do at home?

Help me out here people.

Thoggy

 

[bknerd]

too bad you're heading a bit south of me ...you know you're always welcome in kentucky sexy...