ATTENTION! New Posting Rules for Literotica BDSM Boards

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HRHdK: It haS cOmE to our attention that a RiDiculOUS hOoPlA wAs mAdE iN this thread OVER A PERFECTLY REASONABLE INSTRUCTION MADE BY AN ONLINE DOM OF CLEARLY GREAT EXPERIENCE, to a sub who clearly needed instruction by ANYONE of the DOMLY PERSUASION who would DEIGN TO SPEAK to her.


dr. r: in light of the clear lack of respect for protocol in these Literotica forums, we are forthwith issuing the following rules governing posts in the same.

NOTE! ThE nEwLy ApPoInTed LiT BDsm rUlEs CoMmItTe wOuLd LiKe tO pRoFeR tHeiR tHanKs tO BiBuNnY fOr HeR sWiTcHy InSpIrAtIon


CAPITALIZATION RULES:

(IT IS REQUESTED THAT) ALL DOMINANTS TYPE IN ALL CAPS AT ALL TIMES, unless writing of a submissive or his/her thoughts, words, or deeds; in such cases, we ask that you write in lower case, with the exception of DOMINANTS’ NAMES AND PERSONAL PRONOUNS REFERRING TO SAME.

it is required that all submissives and slaves write in lower case, unless writing of a DOMINANT OR HIS/HER THOUGHTS, WORDS, OR DEEDS; IN SUCH CASES, WE REQUIRE THAT YOU WRITE IN UPPER CASE, with the exception of submissives’ names and personal pronouns referring to same.

SwItChEs must GO back and forth bEtWEEN UPPER and lower CaSe, but may SPEND MORE TIME USING CAPS or lower case, dEpEndIng on ThEiR mOoD tHaT dAY. when writing of submission or submissives, including their thought words or deeds, they must write in lower case. WHEN WRITING OF DOMINANCE OR A DOMINANT AND HIS/HER THOUGHTS, WORDS, OR DEEDS SwItCheS MUST WRITE IN UPPER CASE. IF A SWITCH IS “GETTING FREAKY” OVER A SUB, S/HE HAS PERMISSION TO CAP EXCLUSIVELY WHEN SPEAKING OF THIS PERSON, IN ORDER TO ESTABLISH HIS/HER DOMINANCE WITHIN THE RELATIONSHIP. if “getting freaky” over a PYL, the opposite rules apply. in addition, when replying to a post by a "TRUE DOMINANT," they must show deference of their lowlier switch status by replying solely in lower case, unless they are referring to SAID DOMINANT BY NAME.


FONT COLOR RULES

PYLS: WE REQUEST THAT DOMINANTS USE ONLY BLACK AND RED, IN ORDER TO SIGNIFY THEIR POWER AND DOMINANCE. IN ADDITION TO RED AND BLACK, FEMALE, QUEER AND GENDER-BENDING MALE PYLS ARE ALSO INVITED TO USE MAGENTA.

pyls are required to post in black and blue, as these are the colors that best describe their bottoms after a heavy play session.

SwItCheS mAy OnLy PoSt in PaStEl VeRsIoNs oF tHe AbOvE (GreY, LiGhT PiNk, LiGhT blue) aS tHeY aRe nEiTher REAL DOMINANTS nor real submissives. HOWEVER, ON THOSE DAYS WHEN A SWITCH IS FEELING PARTICULARLY DOMINANT or particularly submissive, the rules regarding CAPITALIZATION will ALSO APPLY to the color rules.


FONT SIZE RULES

Only PYLs and SwItChes in DOMINANT MODE MAY USE LIT FONT SIZES LARGER THAN 2.

submissives must post primarily in font size 1 but may use font size 2 for emphasis. slaves may only use font size 1, in order to signify their slave vs. submissive status

We ReQuIrE that SwItChEs TiCk to FoNt sIzE 2. rEfEr to ThE cApItaLiZatIon rUleS fOr ThOsE DaYa In WhIcH yOu FInD yOuRsElF iN DOMINANT oR submissive mOdE.


EMOTICONS

When communicating with pyls and SwItChEs (regardless of mode), WE SUGGEST THAT DOMINANTS CONFINE THEIR EMOTICONS TO THOSE EXPRESSING CONFIDENCE AND AVOID ANY EMOTICON THAT IMPLIES ANYTHING OTHER THAN PERFECTION (EXAMPLES: :( :confused: :eek: ) .

when communicating with DOMINANTS or SwItChEs in DOMINANT MODE, pyls may not use the :mad: , :devil: , :p emotes or any other emoticon signifying anger or having gotten the better of someone. they may use any emoticon of their choosing when communicating with another pyl.

SwItChEs, WiTh ReGaRdS tO eMoTiCoNs, ReFeR tO tHe RuLeS fOr CaPiTaLiZaTiOn.

slaves may only use the following emoticons: :) :confused: :( :eek:


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SPECIAL RULES FOR SLAVES:

all rules applying to submissives also
apply to slaves unless otherwise noted.

in addition:

slaves may only post between the hours
of 10 AM – 12 NOON or 9:00 PM – 12
midnight in their time zone, in order to
submit written permission by their owners
to the DOMINANT COMMITTEE, WHICH
MUST FIRST GIVE ITS APPROVAL FOR said post.

slaves must type in little bittie
ascii boxes created at the bottom
of the post box in order to designate
their slave status to all who read
their posts and to designate their
profound respect for all others in
the bdsm world, regardless of
what kind of an a***** a person
might be.


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Why the fuck did I have to inspire the most complicated rule in this post? :eek::confused:
 
BiBunny said:
Why the fuck did I have to inspire the most complicated rule in this post? :eek::confused:
Perhaps it had to do with your last 2 sentences in this post? Just guessing... I WoUlDn'T rEaLlY kNoW. (Geeze, that's ridiculously hard, LOL). :catgrin: Neon
 
Yes, Ms. Neon, I guess so. So...how does a mostly submissive switch (me) address a mostly dominant switch (you)? Methinks the powers that be will have to make up some more rules!

I admire whoever had the time and energy to format all that damn post. I started trying to do the alternating caps thing in this post and got tired of it and gave up.
 
DEAR MS UMBRIDGE ,

i have a slight query in regards to the blue that submissives are allowed to use while posting on the bdsm forum please

: makes sign for grovel , though elegantly :

: waits patiently :

there is like indigo blue , or like this navy blue, ermmn we have standard blue,dark slate blue and lets face it any submissive worth their salt has had that color on their sweet bits because everyone knows all submissives are die hard pain sluts without limits other than those bestowed upon them, which we all cede is really just a mindfuck because at any given time and on whim a GOOD dominant will overide such .

also i was wondering if there is any possibility of requesting whether we can get semi bold as opposed to bold , you know if we want to emphasis a point otherwise may i suggest we type in quotes "jumps up and down with no panties on for emphasis" after the part we might wish to consider ( though most respectfully ) bolded . Naturally switchy 'types' could use both depending on daily orientation OR perhaps :stamp their feet and not state as to whether they are wearing panties :

ohhh re the use of syllables . would there possibly be a limit per word , hate for any dominant to feel some kind of linguistic infraction perpetrated with OVER exuberant magnificence, that might be considered an infraction against their omnipotent persona.

most humbly

rebecca :rose: aka dr r

: crawls naked backwards out of thread eyes to the floor and certainly not mid orgasm :
 
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Oh, gosh.......

And my thread started all of this nonsense!!! :D

ErM, sHoUlD i......no, I can't do all that...with the silly formatting!!!!

I tried to read the first post.....but did not understand it ALL!!!

AND it hurt my eyes, just trying to read!!!!!!!

Caz :p
 
BiBunny said:
Yes, Ms. Neon, I guess so. So...how does a mostly submissive switch (me) address a mostly dominant switch (you)? Methinks the powers that be will have to make up some more rules!

I admire whoever had the time and energy to format all that damn post. I started trying to do the alternating caps thing in this post and got tired of it and gave up.
HuMnMn... (Hey, just like with pain, it gets easier! :eek: ) Perhaps we should let our mood determine our lettering for the day? Or does that mean that we can just revert to regular, normal capitalization... *knock, knock* MRS. UMBRIDGE? *bows* (OK, she didn't answer. I say we just make up our own rules...) :rose: NeOn
 
graceanne said:
ROFLMAO

:devil:

Do I get a beating now? :nana:
LOL, do you want one?

(Be careful, I've heard Mrs. Umbridge uses poisoned pens - kinda' like wartenburg wheels but much worse. Her minions probably do, too!!!)
 
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I will say...I made it through that entire post without much of a problem. I have been on the internet FAR too long.
 
neonflux said:
LOL, do you want one?

(Be careful, I've heard Mrs. Umbridge uses poisoned pens - kinda' like wartenburg wheels but much worse. Her minions probably do, too!!!)

Oh no! I think you just scared off my bunny slippers!
 
Cheshire D said:
I will say...I made it through that entire post without much of a problem. I have been on the internet FAR too long.

1f u c4n r34d th1s u n33d 2 g3t 0ff1in3.
 
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Dear HRHdK_and_dr_r,

I have some Klonopin y'all are welcome to use. You need it.
 
sexycaz22 said:
Oh, gosh.......

And my thread started all of this nonsense!!! :D

ErM, sHoUlD i......no, I can't do all that...with the silly formatting!!!!

I tried to read the first post.....but did not understand it ALL!!!

AND it hurt my eyes, just trying to read!!!!!!!

Caz :p
Beautiful sig art.
 
To the point of the thread:

Isn't one of the joys of being the PYL, is you get to make the rules?
 
LadyAria said:
Isn't one of the joys of being the PYL, is you get to make the rules?
oh boy , someone just pulled the dom card :D

dammit i forget is >> :D against the rules for me :( <<< I know that one is safe !
 
oh my ....... are submissives able to use the '?' symbol or should we phrase our questions more subserviently.

ie

can we use this emote >>>:D .......'?'

or

might ONE consider confirming the use of >>> :D within the context of my sentence structure.

: all worried now , fretting though very alluringly so :
 
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