Attention New Members!!!!!

[R Nitelight]

Hello. I'm R Nitelight. I would like to welcome you all to our little corner of paradise. You'll find mostly friendly people here. Why don't you check in, say hello, and tell us a little about yourselves?

Just click on the 'post reply', and type in your response. We can't wait to hear from you.

 

[Guest]

 

[R Nitelight]

Luscious Lionness

Wanna show the newbies how just how friendly we are?

 

[Naked Hunny]

HAHA LL a virgin dont make me hurt myself laughing!!

 

[Guest]

 

[Naked Hunny]

ACK Im so horny i could deflower a virgin!! Can you believe this is my tenth week without sex what the hell am i going for a record here!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

ACK Im so horny i could deflower a virgin!! !!

Steps out from behind the refrigerator, did someone say they wanted to deflower a virgin?

 

[Guest]

 

[Bobtoad777]

If you want to help NH in the deflowering process feel free to lend any assistance you feel appropriate for the situation

 

[Guest]

 

[Shelby]

Am I the only one wondering what Bobtoad is doing BEHIND the refridgerator?

 

[Guest]

 

[Bobtoad777]

I was cleaning honest I was it gets dirty back there if you don't keep it clean, it had nothing to do with a Hunny, Lioness and Shelby all being in a state of undress

 

[R Nitelight]

No new members?
*sigh*

 

[Prussian Overlord]

hmmmm.. :::looks around::: i don't see any newbies here, just a lot of horny people!

 

[Shelby]

Well Luscious, there's a new one for the ladies...Heat & Vibration from the fridge!!! Would that be anything like the spin cycle of the washer?? LOL

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

But, but, but.........

I am brand new! I blew myself a new asshole just today. It's new, it's virginal........ and it's still pink. But, but, but........ only ladies tongues can deflower it. Ummmmmmmmmm. Pink and clean, pink and clean! I am a newbie, pink and clean.

 

[Silverlily]

So Sparky, how many sheets into the wind are you, really?

 

[R Nitelight]

Evenin', Sparky.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Just put the baby down.....

got to get up at 4:30am to drive back to NYC. Need to sleep by 9am - so two glasses of Round Hill and counting.

 

[Juliangel]

Hi Sparky How was the trip?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Well.....

Damn good actually. I'm used to lots of driving. Actually had to Turkey dinners back to back - mom-in-laws and moms. Turkied out man! Did a couple other family birthdays, an aniversary (mom and pop in laws 44th) my son's 12th and the old guy (my oldest at 17) even got away from his Black Friday gig at Radio Shack to join us for dinner on Friday. We didn't think I'd get to see him. The Shebabe's at the end of her cycle and horny as hell. Life is good. Other than looking at that drive at 4:30 this morning.

 

[Shelby]

Sparky,

If Shebabe's at the end of her cycle and hornier than hell......you would be here......WHY?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

The slow build.......

She's on the couch...... two or three glasses of Round Hill herself. Gotta let it run it's course. It'll happen. Not to worry.

 

[Shelby]

Sparky,

SMOOTH. Go Sparky, go.