Attention, Lurkers that haven't registered yet...

[Purple Haze]

Before you go taking some unpronounceable name, or some fucked up name with numbers in it and look like a total dork, I've done some research and found that that some usernames are still available. Please take a gander here, or do your own search before naming yourself. We have plenty of stupid usernames on the board already, and hopefully you won't add more.

These usernames are still available:

Big Stiffy

Cum Drinker

Flabby Labia

Flawed Scrotum

Penile Trajectory

Lonesome Glove

Trajectory Rectory

Pussy Sniffer

Old Bald Guy

Stinky Old Rimjob

Sorry to say, "Horsepussy" has been taken.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?postid=2283370#post2283370

Welcome to the boards!

 

[Freya]

Damn, I was so sure Flabby Labia would have been taken, I chose another name.

 

[Guest]

Ok, I'll register.

I think Stinky Old Rimjob fits me.
Now, an av will be the challenge.

 

[Guest]

Hmmm, maybe I'd consider a name change, but would that mean I would lose credit for all my brilliant posts to date

 

[Orwell84]

Opps. That was me. Why did I get logged off in the middle of my post? This happened before. Are the post police trying to tell me something?

 

[Freya]

Opps. That was me. Why did I get logged off in the middle of my post? This happened before. Are the post police trying to tell me something?

Maybe that you need a new name...choose from the list above.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Sorry to say, "Horsepussy" has been taken.

You're kidding.

 

[Purple Haze]

Check the link.

 

[Freya]

That child's "perants" should have used condoms.

 

[Guest]

Ha! I got it now!

 

[Jim_Henson]

Big Stiffy

Carl East is taken

Flawed Scrotum

Outsider is also taken

Old Bald Guy

Wierd Harold, he is definitely taken

 

[Jim_Henson]

Ha! I got it now!

Got your nose, got your wallet

 

[Purple Haze]

That's not his wallet...