attention ladies

[mr_monstrous]

i am currently collecting the fantasies of young women to include in a book. don't worry, i will keep the names of all of the people who submitted fantasies confidential. if you would like to contribute a fantasy, e-mail it to me at


fearcrow999@yahoo.com

 

[Expertise]

Of course its to further science

And this would send up a "red flag" why?

 

[bluntforcemama]

Only if I can lance your cock on a pike, mr. monster.

 

[beckbabe]

This is my fantasy; for a total stranger to ask my fantasy. Thanks, I'm done now, was it good for you?

 

[mr_monstrous]

fuck off

shut the fuck up you stupid whiny bitches. i have a deal with a private publisher. if you think that this is stupid then don't post. but i am doing this for research. but please donot think that this is a prank. it is purely for my book deal.

 

[Expertise]

Have a nice day cum bubble.

Wow! I've never been called a bitch before!!??

Maybe you should consider cruising some Gap stores for them, or would your Star Trek captains jersey and "sans a belt" slacks make you look out of place you pathetic piece of dick snot?

 

[mr_monstrous]

fuck off you stupid bitch

i ain't no mutha fuckin' star trak geek. i am a fuckin jugalo. if you don't know what that means then maybe you should pull your head out of your pussy and wake the fuck up. maybe you should do that any way you "stupid dumb-shit goddamn mother fucker!!!!!!" try gettin some deep dickin' and lose your stupid butch girlfriend and then think for your self you stupid cunt bitch clam-diggin tree-huggin hippiewhore. so in closing


THIS FUCKIN JUGALO SAYS FUCK OFF YOU STUPID CUNT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cheyenne]

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=22127

One of my favorite "research" threads.

 

[mr_monstrous]

I ALREADY FUCKIN TOL' YOU

THIS AIN'T SOME STUPID JOKE. THIS IS A FUCKIN POST TO FUCKING GATHER RESEARCH. YOU BITCHIES THINK THAT THIS SHIT IS A JOKE? THIS AIN'T. IT IS FOR REAL.








SINCERLY,
JUGALO E-DAWG, A.K.A. Big-Gulp.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

BWUL


Yes, you can tell that this guy is in the business of the written language can't you?

Research? You can't even tell which of the people you are flipping off are women. Why not just try stealing some of the stories posted here and written by young women?










Arsehole

 

[mr_monstrous]

because you dumbshit

because you dumb shit, some of those are copyrighted by the people you submitted them, and i do not have the time to get express written permission to use them. and about not knowin' whether you fuckin butt-pirates are women, we gen x'ers talk like that. if i hear some one talkin and he says "my dick" then me or my fellow ninjas will say "you mean your pussy, doncha". get with the fuckin program you fuckin richie-bitchie piggies.

 

[Cheyenne]

I did a search since it seems strange that you've been here since November of 2000 and have so few posts. The funny thing is that all your posts are the same! You've been trying to get women to tell you their fantasies on the Personals board and no one responds to you. Thought you'd finally have better luck here?



Guess again.

 

[mr_monstrous]

actually i had better luck there. no stupid whiny bull-dykes and fags cared about it. in fact i got many more e-mails with that post than i did with any other. but you wouldn't know any thing about that, because you were too stupid too think.
btw-i met one of my girlfriends through that post. we broke up, but it was mutual. any way, she hooked me up with the publisher. we still hang out, and she wishes that we were still together. bet that never happened to you. BYOTCH!!!!!!!

 

[lobito]

well, if you're a JUGALO, then why the fusck are you on the internet collecting stories? And btw, how much you payin?

 

[miles]

A very strong case for retroactive abortion on demand.

 

[Expertise]

He seems to be some sort of urban MC who in the vernacular is "straight out the hood".

I believe this is yet further commentary on the whole "Rap" and "Hip Hopping" "scene". I have a new thesis which states that the attraction of this "music" is much like that of "word find" or "jumble" in which you try to decypher the hidden or intended message being "laid out" with poorly spelled "ebonic coloquialisms".

So what up homey ya' shoplift a new FUBU t-shirt and get to feelin' like a gangsta?

You are a truly pathetic and ignorant (as in uneducated,uncouth, nekulturny) twat. You should make your feeble attempt at human contact somewhere that it might actually "play"..... you know, the Vanilla Ice Fan Club BB or someplace like that.

Now I am sure that your next, and very predictable, response will include threats of physical violence. Don't wish it on your self little man.

Now go wash the Dorito's stains off your cock and wash up... mummy's going to be callin you for supper real soon.

 

[Cheyenne]

...she hooked me up with the publisher.

Which one? What's the name of the publisher you got hooked up with?

 

[mr_monstrous]

not fuckin hip-hop

what kind of loser would think that i wear FUBU? i said that i am a JUGALO, not a homey. and furthermore, i don't have homeys, i have ninjas. besides my kind of music ain't hip-hop or rap. it is something that main-streamers have never heard of. it is called detroit rock rap. it is used exclusively by psychopathic records. also, i am not a "gangsta," merely a wicked clown. and as for threatinin' violence, i don't threatin, my voodoo does it all, and i don't threatin richies, bitchies, or piggies, i do fuck them up. i am a fuckin jugalo. i do hurt people. i am dangerous. i am not a poser.

 

[lobito]

Re: not fuckin hip-hop

what kind of loser would think that i wear FUBU? i said that i am a JUGALO, not a homey. and furthermore, i don't have homeys, i have ninjas. besides my kind of music ain't hip-hop or rap. it is something that main-streamers have never heard of. it is called detroit rock rap. it is used exclusively by psychopathic records. also, i am not a "gangsta," merely a wicked clown. and as for threatinin' violence, i don't threatin, my voodoo does it all, and i don't threatin richies, bitchies, or piggies, i do fuck them up. i am a fuckin jugalo. i do hurt people. i am dangerous. i am not a poser.

OHHHH!!!

I'm ascared now! someone please protect me from this BAD MUTHA FUCKA!

 

[Cheyenne]

Why did the image of Michael Jackson dancing and singing "I'm baaaaad" just pop into my head, I wonder?

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: not fuckin hip-hop

also, i am not a "gangsta," merely a wicked clown.

Well, you got the clown part correct at least.

 

[mr_monstrous]

RE:Which one? What's the name of the publisher you got hooked up with?

it is a private publisher. you probably have never met the guy, so you would not know him.




by the way, do you really need a fan club to keep yourself feelin so important that you don't want to try and kill your self?

all i need to do to is think about my current girlfriend, who is in a psychward for trying to commit suicide.



and to you people who think i am not smart and am a loser, just remember that i have an iq in the top10percentile. which means, for those of you who don't know, means that i am a certified genius who could be in mensa. it also means that i understood advanced algebra when i was in the 4th grade.

 

[mr_monstrous]

re: got the clown part right

i said wicked clown, which means that i am a follower of the Dark Carnival, and that i hurt people who look down on others, i hurt them with a smile on my face

 

[Expertise]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A JUGALO!?!?!?!?

Hold me Cheyenne! I'm afraid of clowns... well actually just Bozo.

Why is that almost every idiot child that discovers this place is a wanna' be rapper/player/gangster/convict?

Somebody fucking explain that to me with out incurring the wrath of Al Sharpton.

 

[Cheyenne]

by the way, do you really need a fan club to keep yourself feelin so important that you don't want to try and kill your self?

all i need to do to is think about my current girlfriend, who is in a psychward for trying to commit suicide.

and to you people who think i am not smart and am a loser, just remember that i have an iq in the top10percentile. which means, for those of you who don't know, means that i am a certified genius who could be in mensa. it also means that i understood advanced algebra when i was in the 4th grade.

Oh, you're too much fun to pass up.

I didn't start the fan club thread- look again. And it is all in fun. Those guys are just nuts.

You "could be" in Mensa? Gee, I'm a card carrying lifetime member (I like the newsletters, what can I say?). By the way, the admission requirement is top 2 percent, not top 10 percent.