ATTENTION!!! Every Thing you know is wrong

[Bobtoad777]

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
with a rabid wolverine in my underwear
when suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?
Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?
Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing but about that time we crashed into the truck
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams
when I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
and soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
They sucked out my internal organs
and they took some polaroids and said I was a darn good sport
and as a way of saying thank you
they offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
so I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin
when I got a nasty papercut
and, well, to make a long story short
it got infected and I died
so now I'm up in heaven with
St. Peter by the pearly gates
and it's obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
He tells me that they've got a dress code
Well, he lets me into heaven anyway
but I get the room next to the noisy ice machine
for all eternity
and every day he runs by screaming

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you used to think was so important
Doesn't really matter anymore because the simple fact remains that
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is

Everything you know is wrong
Everything you know is wrong

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

Todd,

It only takes two peole to sign the papers man.. and then

There coming to take you away hehe haha hoho... there coming to take you away.. hehe haha hoho.. the pretty young women in there clean white coats...

 

[Bobtoad777]

pretty young women in white coats? are they wearing anything else?

 

[R Nitelight]

Cyan BloodsBane

Where do I sign?

 

[Guest]

 

[Bobtoad777]

I think you were called on my behalf

 

[Juliangel]

I'm not a doctor but I like playing the game. I will sign too.

 

[Bobtoad777]

don't fight over me girls you can share i don't mind

 

[Curious Guy]

Doctor Juliangel and Nurse Lioness, oh but the visions that conjures up.

 

[Juliangel]

Doctor Juliangel and Nurse Lioness, oh but the visions that conjures up.

Well it is throbbing like your heart but there is no pulse, I guess the stetascope doesn't go down here??? Hmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Curious Guy]

Damn... Just Damn

 

[Guest]

 

[Curious Guy]

Uh-Oh

 

[Bobtoad777]

I hope its me they see

 

[Guest]

 

[R Nitelight]

I gotta start some threads.....

 

[Juliangel]

What do you think we should do to fix this, doctor?

Well it's a tough job but I think we can handle it. Blow jobs all around! Y'all drop your pants and get ready

 

[R Nitelight]

Juliangel

Well it's a tough job but I think we can handle it. Blow jobs all around! Y'all drop your pants and get ready

Why did 'y'all' turn me on more than 'blow job'?
Maybe I do need psychiatric attention.

 

[Bobtoad777]

pants dropped doctor Julia

 

[Guest]

 

[Curious Guy]

WOOHOO!!!!!!!

Again, Damn... Just Damn

 

[Juliangel]

Nitelight

Sugar I don't know why y'all turns you on more but I will say it for you all you want.

<was serious that I would call and say it in your ear too>

 

[jcgirl]

Ohhh!

Deliciously disturbing Bobtoad