Attention Deficit Disorder question

[NoJo]

How long are you supposed to cook wild rice?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

How long are you supposed to cook wild rice?

Until it's done.

You're welcome.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[RogueLurker]

an hour if your cooking it on the stove

5 minutes on high, 30 minutes on medium, let it stand for 15 minutes if you're using a microwave.

 

[McKenna]

20 mi--- what?

 

[CeriseNoire]

How long are you supposed to cook wild rice?

I usually do 20 minutes, but I mix wild with white.

 

[Anonymuse]

How long are you supposed to cook wild rice?

Normally 3 feet. But it gets hot.

 

[3113]

45 minutes. To quote one recipe: "Rinse wild rice in a sieve under cold water, then combine with cold water to cover by 2 inches in a 5-quart pot. Simmer, covered, until tender, 45 minutes to 1 hour."

Wild rice, pure wild rice, needs a longer cooking time. Taste it at 30 minutes, if it's still crunchy, leave it for another 10-15, then taste again. It should be al dente.

 

[Guest]

You have to catch it and clean it first, Joe.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

What was the question? I forgot. I think 42 is the answer.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

How long are you supposed to cook wild rice?

Ha ha! You said "cook".

 

[cloudy]

I usually cook it for...ooh! Look!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Ha ha! You said "cook".

You're right. Backwards it spells, K-O-O-C. That's just between us, of course. I can say no more.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[drksideofthemoon]

You're right. Backwards it spells, K-O-O-C. That's just between us, of course. I can say no more.

Rumple Foreskin

Listen to it backwards, there's a secrect message...

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Listen to it backwards, there's a secrect message...

But only if you play the LP at 45 rpm. Whatever you do:

NEVER PLAY IT AT 78 RPM.​

Sub Joe was the last one to try that. I can say no more.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Liar]

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[Guest]

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You boiled a bunny?

 

[Liar]

You boiled a bunny?

You apparently don't have Attention Deficit Disorder.

 

[Guest]

You apparently don't have Attention Deficit Disorder.

I'm on medication.

 

[cloudy]

I'm on medication.

I'm not, so I got it.

 

[Guest]

I'm not, so I got it.

...

 

[bluebell]

You boiled a bunny?

One should never ask Glenn Close how to boil anything...

 

[Liar]

One should never ask Glenn Close how to boil anything...

Damn, my identity is out. Not I'll have to kill you all. And the Internet. Especially the Internet.

 

[Guest]

One should never ask Glenn Close how to boil anything...

Indeed.

 

[bluebell]

Damn, my identity is out. Not I'll have to kill you all. And the Internet. Especially the Internet.

Just make sure it's lying in wait inside a full bathtub and wearing a white dress. Just so the bloody bullet hole will really make an impact.
Listen to me Glenn, this is your time to turn the tables!

 

[Dar~]

What was the question? I forgot. I think 42 is the answer.

42!!!