Attention all STD's
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Problem Child
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Ya, in mein rezearch I haff found zat many trollz are eazily dealt vith zimply by icknorink zem. Okazionally zere vill be ze Troll vich can be run off ze board by ganging up on heem, and zis usually means dat zis wass not a determined troll. Zese trolls I call ze zhort-termers. Zey kome arount unt kause zome havok unt zen zey are gone.
In a few rare kazez, zere vill be ze troll zat vill kause great mizchif, unt vill adopt many identitiez, unt vill not leaf, no metter, how much prezzure iz appliet. Unter zese zircumztances, zere iz no choiz but to kall in ze heafy artillery. In zese kazez, only vun perzon kan deal vith zese trollz. Deborah. She iz de most eggzperienzed unt brutal at ze purzuit ov zese very divicult unt pezkt trollz.
Iff you haf been ztricken by STD (Zevere Troll Dizorder) zere iz only vun prezkription vor you. Unt zat iz toal relaggzation unt a klear mind. Vonce ze troll haz realized zat he haz pizzed you off, ze ballgame ist kaput. Shtay kalm, unt iv nezezary, haff a little drinkie. Perzonally I prever Scnapps, but a nize vine kooler ist gut alzo.
Auf Weidersehn!
In a few rare kazez, zere vill be ze troll zat vill kause great mizchif, unt vill adopt many identitiez, unt vill not leaf, no metter, how much prezzure iz appliet. Unter zese zircumztances, zere iz no choiz but to kall in ze heafy artillery. In zese kazez, only vun perzon kan deal vith zese trollz. Deborah. She iz de most eggzperienzed unt brutal at ze purzuit ov zese very divicult unt pezkt trollz.
Iff you haf been ztricken by STD (Zevere Troll Dizorder) zere iz only vun prezkription vor you. Unt zat iz toal relaggzation unt a klear mind. Vonce ze troll haz realized zat he haz pizzed you off, ze ballgame ist kaput. Shtay kalm, unt iv nezezary, haff a little drinkie. Perzonally I prever Scnapps, but a nize vine kooler ist gut alzo.
Auf Weidersehn!
Problem Child
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Vhy are you all laffink? You zink zis iss zum kindt ov joke? Zis iss zerious shtuff! Zere are hundtredz, unt efen zouzunts ov perzonz at zis vebzite zat zuffer from zis herrible avliction. Zhey rant unt rafe at zere keyboarts, unt zere blutprezzure gose tru ze roof. Zis iss no jokink metter. Ve neet lejisslajn to kombat zis terribl dizeaze.
I haff alzo ze privat kure vor zome zelected pazientz. Iff you are vemale, unt zuffer vrom STD, zen I may be eble to treat you perzonally. Iff you are betzeen ze agez ov 23 unt 45, unt you kan zend me a voto ov yourzelf, I vill zelect a vew patientz vor treatment. Zis treatment uzually involfs zum massagink unt zum zoft kanldelight, along vith a gut Barry Vhite rekkord, unt zum chilled Reisling vine. I haff vound zat ze patienz vith ze larch breastz uzually rezpond vell to mein treatment.
Guten Nacht!
[Edited by Problem Child on 05-09-2001 at 11:59 PM]
I haff alzo ze privat kure vor zome zelected pazientz. Iff you are vemale, unt zuffer vrom STD, zen I may be eble to treat you perzonally. Iff you are betzeen ze agez ov 23 unt 45, unt you kan zend me a voto ov yourzelf, I vill zelect a vew patientz vor treatment. Zis treatment uzually involfs zum massagink unt zum zoft kanldelight, along vith a gut Barry Vhite rekkord, unt zum chilled Reisling vine. I haff vound zat ze patienz vith ze larch breastz uzually rezpond vell to mein treatment.
Guten Nacht!
[Edited by Problem Child on 05-09-2001 at 11:59 PM]
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