Attention AH'ers:

[Legenda]

La Jerkoff claims he is loved and adored over here. Can you please recall him to your side of the fence?

So we're sitting outside closing insurance and annuity deals in blue jeans with lemonade and a certain neighbor's doberman comes, pees on the Hi Hy (highlander hybrid) - which we find out later - and then comes around to the front door and crouches into position to attack our toddler.

Well, I scared the shit out of our clients by pulling out a 9mm and shooting the dog in the head.

The sheriff's deputy comes and animal control comes and take care of the problem. Problem solved.

NOT.

So, hours later, while we're still closing this deal, the dog's idiot owner, some scrawny assed wanna be cowboy with a big truck, comes by knocking on all the neighbors doors looking for his lost dog, and finally comes to my door. I ask him if it was a doberman, and he says yes. I tell him what happened and he flips the fuck out, I tell him his dog shoulda been on a leash, he starts screaming about why does his dog have to be on a leash, why don't we put the kid on a leash, blah blah, and I told him the dog was on our property, threatening my kid, end of argument. He says who am I to tell him 'end of argument' and tries to push me. I punch him out and slap a nasty little compression lock on his biceps, drag him several hundred feet, and throw him off my property. Then I repeat, end of argument, get in his truck and get lost.

So the sheriff's deputy just came and left, I had lemonade waiting for him, we drank and laughed about the dude calling the cops on me and threatening to sue. His arm's supposedly broken. I bet it's his muscles are all fucked up. He's got medical bills, for sure. Our client came out and asked if we wanted him and his wife to file their own police report against this guy. So we are.

If he hadn't pushed me, I'd be in a world of trouble right now.

I bet he was reading the General Board and believed all that bullshit about how I can't fight, LOL. Good job, guys heheh.

Stupid dog owners. They should be the ones put on a leash.

 

[rgraham666]

Don't pull me into your silly little power games.

 

[jomar]

Good try, but his visa expired.

 

[Guest]

I really liked you in Fiddler on the Roof.

 

[Liar]

What fence? All I see is a moat. Full of rabid guppies.

 

[TxRad]

What fence? All I see is a moat. Full of rabid guppies.

OOOPs. that's my fault really. The guppies looked hungry so I fed them. I won't ever do that again.

 

[Stella_Omega]

OOOPs. that's my fault really. The guppies looked hungry so I fed them. I won't ever do that again.

You shouldn't have fed them that foaming-at-the-mouth skunk.

Now the moat is full of bubbles and they smell bad.

 

[Katyusha]

Problems on the GB need to stay on the GB. Don't bring them over here by asking for validation of your opinion of another.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Problems on the GB need to stay on the GB. Don't bring them over here by asking for validation of your opinion of another.

AH has enough fights of its own, thanx.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Who? What? Where?

I haven't a clue who he is or who loves him.

AH? GB? Who again?

Here? You have to be kidding, right?

 

[jomar]

Who? What? Where?

I haven't a clue who he is or who loves him.

AH? GB? Who again?

Here? You have to be kidding, right?

LJ has a thread on the GB that is getting a lot of heat. He's not well loved over there but people don't seem to be able to just ignore his threads and let them fade.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

LJ has a thread on the GB that is getting a lot of heat. He's not well loved over there but people don't seem to be able to just ignore his threads and let them fade.

Just like Scouries...

And if I remember correctly, he used to be on the GB...

 

[jomar]

Just like Scouries...

And if I remember correctly, he used to be on the GB...

Thankfully, though, scouries sticks to his own thread instead of starting a bunch.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

If the guy had time enough to pull out a gun and play cowboy, he would have had time to lift the toddler up and carry it to safety before he called the sheriff. How about we let the neighbour fire a shoot at Mr Idiot, or better yet, the toddler? An eye for an eye?

You shoot my baby, I shoot yours...

 

[michchick98]

LJ has a thread on the GB that is getting a lot of heat. He's not well loved over there but people don't seem to be able to just ignore his threads and let them fade.

That sounds remarkably like someone on the AH, too! No names mentioned, I think we all know who I'm talking about.

 

[Boxlicker101]

If the guy had time enough to pull out a gun and play cowboy, he would have had time to lift the toddler up and carry it to safety before he called the sheriff. How about we let the neighbour fire a shoot at Mr Idiot, or better yet, the toddler? An eye for an eye?

You shoot my baby, I shoot yours...

Maybe he would have had time and maybe not. If he had lifted the toddler to safety, he would have been vulnerable to attack by the dog. The guy did the right thing. Viscous dogs should not be allowed to run around loose.

 

[TE999]

La Jerkoff claims he is loved and adored over here. Can you please recall him to your side of the fence?

Show of hands. How many people believe that bullshit story anyway?

PS: He's all yours.

 

[champagne1982]

Maybe he would have had time and maybe not. If he had lifted the toddler to safety, he would have been vulnerable to attack by the dog. The guy did the right thing. Viscous dogs should not be allowed to run around loose.

Yes, that can be a sticky situation... (just teasing) *running away*