Atm

[Boxlicker101]

That does not mean automatic teller machine. I have some short videotap clips that I sometimes view for inspiration before I start writing. In some of these, a man takes his cock out of somebody's ass and a woman gladly takes it straight into her mouth. I can't imagine any woman actually doing this, even from her own ass. Out of a pussy and into her mouth, fine, but somebody's ass?

I did include this in one story but the owner of the ass had taken an enema just before. Sometimes a woman in one of my stories will remove a condom from the cock and drain and swallow the semen. It seems highly unrealistic, though, that a woman would like the taste of shit mixed with cum.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Becky: Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.
Randal: Heh. I knew it.
--- Clerks II

 

[RogueLurker]

I'm such a geek that as far as I'm concerned it stands for Asynchronous Transfer Mode. I refuse to think of it as anything else.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I'm such a geek that as far as I'm concerned it stands for Asynchronous Transfer Mode. I refuse to think of it as anything else.

Ataxia-Telangiectasia Mutated Gene?

 

[RogueLurker]

Ataxia-Telangiectasia Mutated Gene?

Well, if this is going to turn into a geek-off ... Association of Teachers of Mathmatics.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Every time my friend or I see an Automatic Teller Machine we have to laugh at the tripple/quadruple meaning (ass to mouth, anti-tank missile).

I tried writing a story to include all of them, and have the punchline "You never know when someone will sneak up on you with the ATM," but it didn't get very far.

 

[Just-Legal]

At The Moment

And yay for the Clerks 2 reference!

 

[Liar]

Why are they called Teller machines? If I go to one, I want cash. Ihe only time an ATM ever tells me anything is when it doesn't want to give me cash.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Why are they called Teller machines? If I go to one, I want cash. Ihe only time an ATM ever tells me anything is when it doesn't want to give me cash.

Because when you go to a bank and deal with a human the person behind the counter is called a "teller".

And why is it called a counter? The person does the counting, not the table they stand behind.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Does this mean someone has to change their name to "Dirty Sanchez"?

 

[cantdog]

What? And do without an avatar??

 

[FallingToFly]

Just....

gah.

Dammit Box, now I'm completely squicked for the day... what was I thinking, opening this thread?

 

[Kev H]

Just....

gah.

Dammit Box, now I'm completely squicked for the day... what was I thinking, opening this thread?

*snickers and refreshes Falling's squickiness*

 

[FallingToFly]

*snickers and refreshes Falling's squickiness*

You bastard...

For that you must go back to the stoned conversations thread.

 

[Skip1934a]

There used to be a bank around here that called their ATM 'Tillie the teller'.

We jokingly said 'Tillie puts out all over town.'

 

[CharleyH]

Becky: Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.
Randal: Heh. I knew it.
--- Clerks II

God - I love you! LOL

 

[JamesSD]

I did include this in one story but the owner of the ass had taken an enema just before. Sometimes a woman in one of my stories will remove a condom from the cock and drain and swallow the semen. It seems highly unrealistic, though, that a woman would like the taste of shit mixed with cum.

That frothy mix is known as santorum, named in honor of former senator Rick Santorum.

And you can damn bet that the women in porn who do ass-to-mouth cleanse their ass like no one's buisiness prior to doing so. Heck, I still think it's superhot when my girlfriend sucks my cock after being inside of her.