At what point is the smell to strong (and bad) to ignore?

[Shaq]

I'll be blunt. I know she farted. She knows she farted. Normally I just ignore it and move on. I wouldn't want someone to make a big deal when I let one loose so I just kept facing forward and pretended like it was nothing.

BUT it stuck SOOOOOOOO bad. People sitting in front and in back of us started staring at the section in our row with a look that said "What on Earth...!?"

That shit smelled like a dead cow that was reincarnated as a rotten egg...

So I just bust out and laughed. I couldn't help it, I was dying.....so maybe people think I did it. All I know is she made a stinky that smelled like Brimstone...

 

[Siren]

 

[ShirleyNipples]

Or were you going down on her at the time ?

 

[Shaq]

It was some funtion for her class, she's my friend's mom....we weren't dating but I needed to return some books to the library and she was going that way so I went to...


I was sitting between she and her friend....it was her friend who did it...


It would have taken the fans that cooled the space probe Magellan's engines to deflect that stink....

 

[Siren]

 

[Shaq]

wow.........wonder what she has been eating huh?

She had a Mr. Submarine Steak and Cheese in the back of the car on the way their....I recall saying it smelled good....I loathe the calamity that lies in the human stomach if that was what I smelled coming out...

 

[Siren]

 

[WhiteRose]

What's the proper etiquette when this occurs during oral sex?

It's happened to two male friends I've known when the girl (no, not me) couldn't stop herself and flatulated while they were going down on her. Both guys said they just continued as if nothing happened, and one of them said he was still turned on because she was so enjoying what he was doing to her that she was just so relaxed she couldn't stop herself. I've never had a guy flatulate while i was performing oral sex on him and I'm not sure what I'd do.

 

[Bidin~Time]

My husband threatened to ban one of the other mechanics from his work bay. LOL

But he has a real "thing" about that and will point blank ask ppl he knows if they are the culprit, ending with directions to the restroom. I always find that hysterical, even though I could never react that way at all.

BTW I think you response was fine and even a little funny, not at all like the "what crawled up in you and died!" reaction she would have gotten from my hubby.........although you're welcome to use that line should it ever happen again.

 

[TWB]

What's the proper etiquette when this occurs during oral sex?

It's happened to two male friends I've known when the girl (no, not me) couldn't stop herself and flatulated while they were going down on her. Both guys said they just continued as if nothing happened, and one of them said he was still turned on because she was so enjoying what he was doing to her that she was just so relaxed she couldn't stop herself. I've never had a guy flatulate while i was performing oral sex on him and I'm not sure what I'd do.

Hopefully, you both laugh together hysterically, and move on.