At Last.

[destinie21]

AT LAST...

I finally finished an installment of a story who's character's have been giving me hell. Standing in the not so dark corners of my mind shaking their respective heads at my efforts to force them to enact my words. Finally they have come to an agreement. They'll get the story together and I'll be the writer. They also demanded that I not try and gloss them over haphazardly and superficialy after making them strong and independent. I sheepishly agreed.

Now that I know my place we've managed to make-up and thus another chapter of The Bitch is born. Hopefully it'll be posted in
3-7 days

 

[Jenny _S]

I await your story with great anticipation, Des

 

[raphy]

That's great news, Mrs D. It's always good when you can finally wrestle a recalcitrant story into submission (or in your case, come to a mutual cease-fire agreement)

 

[MathGirl]

Hopefully it'll be posted in 3-7 days

Usually three to five days. Up to a week if the sheep are in heat.
MG

 

[ffreak]

It's too late in the year for the sheep to be in heat - isn't it?

Waiting to hear on my latest posting too. Maybe we'll be released together.

Looking forward to reading it, Mrs. D.

-FF (sounds like we've been doing time, well, I guess that's part of what writers do between spurts of rabid typing)

 

[BlackSnake]

Congrats! rose: *24)

 

[Quasimodem]

It's too late in the year for the sheep to be in heat - isn't it? ...

I only know that sheep are lambed early in the spring

How long do ewes take to gestate, anyway

I'm always a little wooly-headed about things like that

Oops! Good work, Mrs. D. Almost forgot how this thead got started

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Sheep usually are in heat around November, and have their lambs in April.

Svenskaflicka
Whose Family Bred Sheep When She Was Little

 

[Quasimodem]

With all that wool, wouldn't you think sheep would be in heat during the summer, too.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

We usually cut their wool in the autumn, before the heat-season started (Well, duh! DON'T operate electric scissors around a sheep in heat - it's like a sharp-toothed vibrator!), and so the wool was only half out-grown when they had the lambs. The wool may be warm in the summer, but it was also a great raincoat - it's so thick, see, that the water can't penetrate it. The outside layer may get wet, but the skin is dry and warm.
Prevents cold flu.

 

[Icingsugar]

DON'T operate electric scissors around a sheep in heat - it's like a sharp-toothed vibrator!

You know, they say there's a market for everything...

 

[Quasimodem]

You know, they say there's a market for everything...

Like a shark-toothed sock-kucker


Woolen socks, naturally!

 

[MathGirl]

Whose Family Bred Sheep When She Was Little

Dear Svenska,
Was that your weird Uncle Ole whom the family prefers not to talk about?
MG

 

[Icingsugar]

Like a shark-toothed sock-kucker

...and cue the punchline drum.

Svenska: So, first they bred you, and then they bred sheep? Seriously, that sounds like a bit of a decline.