At last a ladies computer

Ian......

a few words of advice.....run far.....run fast.....KM will see this!



:eek:
 
i hate ironing :) ... if guys had much sense they would do the ironing for their lady friends ... im sure any man that did ironing would have no trouble finding any girls :)
 
Re: Ian......

koalabear said:
a few words of advice.....run far.....run fast.....KM will see this!



:eek:

She's a pretty good shot, she'll wing you on the fly and then run over to beat you to death with an iron
 
out of range

out of breath,out of favour, I'll try to make amends with this time passing game
 
Re: out of range

iann666 said:
out of breath,out of favour, I'll try to make amends with this time passing game

Too little, too late. I can smell the gun oil from here
 
sexy-girl said:
i hate ironing :) ... if guys had much sense they would do the ironing for their lady friends ... im sure any man that did ironing would have no trouble finding any girls :)

Love ironing......every little fold and crease.....oh sorry my mind tends to wander!


:eek:
 
Try again

A little festive humour and I might just get away with it, by appealing to their christmas spirit" Goodwill to all MEN "
 
I say go for the knee. that'll bring him down fast and the dog can finish him off.

Is that one of those Malaysian Hunting Wolves? I didn't know you could breed them.
 
Re: Re: At last a ladies computer

Rick DeVille said:


You're brave, very very brave

lol! I was thinking that he had more of a DEATH wish!

(okay, reminder me again. How far should we back up to stay clear of the bomb crater?) :D
 
Actually, thats a ceratasaurus. He's partial to just about any raw meat he can get his teeth on. Have a spare sauropod laying around?

I'm partial to compsognathus. He's a cute lil' bugger. He's only a foot tall, three feet long, and eats his weight in whatever he can get his teeth on. My dogs are bigger.
 
A friend at last

Trigger being a male dog understood the computer gag perfectly and after eating the chocolates he and I are both in hiding from KM
 
sexy-girl said:
i hate ironing :) ... if guys had much sense they would do the ironing for their lady friends ... im sure any man that did ironing would have no trouble finding any girls :)

I iron, I sew, I can even use a sewing machine... i've made cloths, stuffed animals, curtins....

this stuff is not work it's fun to do. so why the hell should I let the women do it all.

of course I've also made lunch while Ironing my pants... I didn't want to turn on the stove so I made my grild cheese another way :D

what you didn't think people do that? just on tv???
 
LMAO! Trigger is such a traitor. Well, when you run out of chocolates and raw steak, don't send him to me! I'm getting an allosaurus now.

:D
 
The last chocolate

KillerMuffin said:
LMAO! Trigger is such a traitor. Well, when you run out of chocolates and raw steak, don't send him to me! I'm getting an allosaurus now.

:D

and Trigger is staring at me in a strange and menacing way,I need some help as to how I can placate KM and quick, the last chocolate is being chewed now.
Flowers, servitude,grovelling any ideas???
 
KillerMuffin said:
Actually, thats a ceratasaurus. He's partial to just about any raw meat he can get his teeth on. Have a spare sauropod laying around?

I'm partial to compsognathus. He's a cute lil' bugger. He's only a foot tall, three feet long, and eats his weight in whatever he can get his teeth on. My dogs are bigger.
Do they still hump your leg and piss on the roses?
 
Re: The last chocolate

iann666 said:


and Trigger is staring at me in a strange and menacing way,I need some help as to how I can placate KM and quick, the last chocolate is being chewed now.
Flowers, servitude,grovelling any ideas???

They're having a sale down at Clarkes Guns & Ammo, you might be able to pick up a little something. This time of year they throw in the ribbon for free
 
Rubyfruit

I genuinely thought it was a ladies computer type thingy but I have since been told it is a domestic device for the levelling of attire made from cotton,linen,rayon etc.........Oh how gullible I am lol.........you look good ruby:p :p :p
 
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