Very_Bad_Man
Evil Genius Incognito
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Here is a real life story I thought you may enjoy and get a chuckle over.
I was 19 years old at the time and I was fucking around with this 32 year old divorced chick. She would get me to do stuff I really did not want to do by manipulating me with "My old Boyfriend would do it".
One night she wanted me to lick her asshole. I refused as at the time I thought it was disgusting. She said, "All my other boyfriends did it". So I told her if she licks my asshole I will lick hers. She agreed but I said let us shower first.
So here we are in the shower. Picture this in your mind. I have a hand towel between her legs and I am holding it by each end using it like a saw on her crotch scrubbing her ass raw. I nearly lifted her off her feet.
So we go into the bedroom and she licks my asshole. It really did nothing for me except make me squirm and laugh because I am very ticklish. Now it is my turn. I get down there and just cant do it. I refused.
This girl got so mad she chased me around her apt with a tennis racket. That was the very last time I saw her.
Luckily I have matured and now enjoy it as it brings pleasure to the lady. But for me it still just makes me squirm and laugh.
I was 19 years old at the time and I was fucking around with this 32 year old divorced chick. She would get me to do stuff I really did not want to do by manipulating me with "My old Boyfriend would do it".
One night she wanted me to lick her asshole. I refused as at the time I thought it was disgusting. She said, "All my other boyfriends did it". So I told her if she licks my asshole I will lick hers. She agreed but I said let us shower first.
So here we are in the shower. Picture this in your mind. I have a hand towel between her legs and I am holding it by each end using it like a saw on her crotch scrubbing her ass raw. I nearly lifted her off her feet.
So we go into the bedroom and she licks my asshole. It really did nothing for me except make me squirm and laugh because I am very ticklish. Now it is my turn. I get down there and just cant do it. I refused.
This girl got so mad she chased me around her apt with a tennis racket. That was the very last time I saw her.
Luckily I have matured and now enjoy it as it brings pleasure to the lady. But for me it still just makes me squirm and laugh.