Ass vibrator for men

SpiritRaven

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I know this is a weird question, but I looking for a little more sexual pleasure. I've heard about vibrators before and I was wondering if there are any good vibrators for your ass.
 
Almost any vibrator that will go in a pussy will also go in an ass.

Begin with a smaller one and work up, if that's your pleasure.

Choose plainer models rather than those possessing knobs and doodads (most of which are designed to stimulate a clit while the vibrator part is inside a pussy, anyway).

Use lots of lube. Got a lot on? Okay, now add more. Put it on the vibrator, mostly just at the top, and also work it into your ass using your fingers.

When you're actually inserting the vibrator, push out with your anus, kinda like you were trying to have a bowel movement. That'll make the insertions easier.

Stop or slow way down if it *hurts* (as opposed to feeling weird or full or strange).

MANY men (and women) use vibrators in their asses. It's not weird at all.

Have fun!
:cool:
 
Do NOT use a vibe that is typically used for vaginal pleasure in your ass. If you are going to put anything in there, you make DAMNED good and sure to have a way for it not to get stuck inside. Yes, I have seen men with 10 inch vibes in their sigmoid colons that can't be removed without heading to surgery.

If the end is not with a flat-end that blocks it from sliding all the way in or having some type of design that you can loop a finger into or a "srting" for pulling it out, it is not acceptable for ass play.

Think about it-if it is slippery, it can slide all the way in and if it is slippery enough to do that, it is too slippery to get it out on your own.

There are many to chose from that are designed for ass play--don't end up in the ER on the one single occassion that your luck runs out. (Nobody who comes into the ER with something like this is new at vibe play--they are just new to learning that safety is not an optional thing.)
 
Ok, now that has GOT to be embaressing to tell them at the check in counter.

"Reason for visit?"

"Well, you see... I.. uh... I think I have something.. well... stuck... in my... ass...."
 
It is really embarassing when the thing is so damned loud that it can be heard.

I wonder if insurance companies refuse the claims since it is so obviously self induced. Nah--probably no more than people who blow off their feet slam their hands in car doors or get bit by a fish while out deep sea fishing (I swear I had a patient with that story--it was mighty believable--he said it was a Kingfish. His $2000 king fish--after plastics were done with his hand.)
 
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It can be addictive!

I love having my ass played with. Butt plugs are my favorite, once you find the right size and texture you can have an "anal orgasm". They're very different and very amazing. Usually my girlfriend inserts one inside me. Sometimes she uses a dildo. I was just shopping at the Pleasure Chest in Los Angeles and saw a butt plug which is curved especially for men so that it will directly rub the prostate gland. It also vibrates. I wish I'd bought it. Just be sure to use a LOT of lube. It's a lot of fun.
 
DO NOT....I REPEAT....DO NOT USE A VIBRATOR DESIGNED FOR THE VAGINA.........buy a vibrating but plug instead.

here's why. :eek:
 
PS: the thread says ".. for men" but Ladies, same applies for you!

doesn'T make much difference on the x-rays, just thought I'd mention *winks*
 
~flummoxed~ HOW do people get those things stuck in their anuses? Do they push them way up and then let go?

I've used regular vibrators in my ass forever but i'd no more let go of the thing while it was in there - or sit all the way down on something not designed for anal play - than i would... would... play with a perviously unknown person without LOTS of talk first.

However, i stand corrected. Clearly, one should only use anal toys in one's ass especially if one is new to the whole business of ass play.

Good catch BG. Thank you.
 
It's not only vibrators.....:eek:

This is one of my AV's that I made from a pic I downloaded from a medical site about objets people have shoved up their ass including an Xray of an old man who used a "LIVE" WW2 artilery shell to push his piles back up with and lost it up his ass !!!!!! :eek:
 
The gun pic is in the waistband of the pants. It doesn't fit the anatomy to be inserted. (For proof, you would have to show me the 90 degree angle pose. What you have displayed is simply what is called an artifact film. I'll try to remember to take some pix of films from my collection when I worked trauma for y'all to enjoy All ER people collect the freaky stuff on film!)

Cym, the reason that things get stuck is because:
1.) They are slippery
2.) The anus is designed to be closed and will suck things inside in an effort to close off--if you are near the end of the item and you have slippery fingers--whoops! A "suction" occurs that holds the object in. This means you are literally screwed and you have to go get in your car and drive 200 miles away to a distant ER where NO ONE can possibly know you.

It is all too easy to get carried away in the pleasure of the moment.

(Remember folks--I work in health care and know this rule as well as the seat belt rule--you don't expect to have an accident, but you are damned glad you prepared for it when one inevitably happens!!!!!)
 
Oh yeah--and the ButtPage is very infamous. It is great to leave in the list of faves for your work buddies when they aren't looking--heh heh heh
 
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