ass cleaning

[paganangel]

what is the most effective way to clean one's hairy ass in a pinch. obviously hairy asses are trickier than non hairy asses. actually, even not in a pinch. i have no faith in my ability to clean my own ass. i don't think i'm paranoid. i mean, can an ass ever be clean enough, really? i also think i drip or leak or something. it seems no matter how thoroughly i scrub, even after a full cleanliness test is performed, within thirty minutes i can perform the test again and half the time find SOME evidence of well you know, i mean it's an ass; do i have to spell it out?
please help. i'm desperate for a rim job, and while i've never had any complaints, i just can't take the chance.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

install a bidet in your bathroom. Go to the home appliances store and ask about it.

 

[VanB]

You're not really painting a particularly appetising picture for someone who wants a rim job. LOL

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Eat lots of rice to stop the leakage and repeat to yourself, "No one should ever be 'desperate' for a rim job."

 

[lobito]

You're not really painting a particularly appetising picture for someone who wants a rim job. LOL

On the other hand, is she REALLY wants to give you a rim job, she'll make sure you are clean enough for her.

 

[scylis]

Magic them hairs away.

 

[Chantal Marchon]

There is now flushable wipes specifically for personal cleaning. Right in the toilet paper aisle of the grocery

 

[LilGirlLost]

There is now flushable wipes specifically for personal cleaning. Right in the toilet paper aisle of the grocery

Though the taste of those might be a turn off in itself...

 

[paganangel]

just when i hoped for an answer

Though the taste of those might be a turn off in itself...

dammit. actualy, i had a friend who had some irritation problems with those. they should come in flavors. that would rock!

lilgirlost,
good to hear from you. i'm going to see the rerelease tonight!

 

[cymbidia]

When the got the person from whom you hope to get that aforementioned rim job in your, uh, clutches, grab them and hustle them into the shower with you. Play. Shared with a friend, hot water and soap are just plain fun. Then hustle them out, dry off, and...well, you'll be almost as clean as you get, then.

You could investigate the eroticism of partnered enemas, too, or give yourself a series of them (3 is the usual number for real cleanliness) just before the date. Then do the shower-with-your-friend thing after they arrive. And then, finally, to bed - clean as the proverbial whistle, inside and out.

If there's (essentially) nothing in your anus, your rectum, or your colon, then there's nothing that'll be leaking out at an inoppportune moment, right?

Rim jobs can be incredibly erotic. There are as many nerve endings begging for attention in the first little bit of your anus as there on on the head of your penis or in our clits. (Yes, it's true. We have as many nerve endings in our little itty bitty -comparatively speaking- clits as you do on the whole head of your penis. )

 

[lilfrk]

You could investigate the eroticism of partnered enemas, too, or give yourself a series of them (3 is the usual number for real cleanliness) just before the date. Then do the shower-with-your-friend thing after they arrive. And then, finally, to bed - clean as the proverbial whistle, inside and out.

3 is the magic number here. Don't go over it because if you do you are at risk for messing up your body's electrolytes and that can be a VERY bad thing. It could land you in the hospital.

 

[cymbidia]

3 is the magic number here. Don't go over it because if you do you are at risk for messing up your body's electrolytes and that can be a VERY bad thing. It could land you in the hospital.

Yep. What she said. And it's a *really* important point, too.

The first one is usually soapy.
The second is less soapy.
The third is of clear, plain water.

No more, unless you know what you're doing and the mixture in your bag contains an electrolyte replacement mixture.

Additionally, there are exceedingly important limitations as to what kinds of soap can be put safely into your rectum/colon and how much. You'd be surprised at how many soaps contain, for example, formaldehyde. One must not put anything containing formaldehyde into thier rectum. Never, ever.

There are a number of likewise important things to know about administering enemas for cleanliness and pleasure. Read all about this before attempting it. Be smart about what goes into your body - from both ends.

 

[Rubyfruit]

cym, do you recommend store-bought enemas or making your own?

And if you make your own, what are the ingredients?

 

[paganangel]

u guys rock

where else could i go 4 this stuff?!

i gotta split. love you all and i'l check back tomorrow 4 more info.

 

[cymbidia]

I don't use store-bought enemas (the ubiquitious "Fleet enemas") often. It's not beccause they don't do a good job for what they are; they do. If you just want to get the outer parts of your rectum cleaned, if you're anticipating some hot anal sex, for example, then a Fleet enema is just fine.

I don't use them, however, because i've got lots of fancy enema stuff. Why buy the small Fleet enemas when i've got everything i need already?

If you're going to make your own solution be sure you use a really mild soap. A castille soap is best. Ivory is okay. Nothing with color or fragrance or any other additives. The purer you can get, the safer you'll be.

1. When you're filling the bag, hold the bar of soap int your hand loosely.
2. Insert your hand under the running water and above the bag.
3. Hold it there while the bag fills halfway.
4. That's enough.

Additonally, you can buy (and they're cheap) premeasured packets of perfectly wonderful castille soap specifically for enema solutions.

As a beginner, plain water or soap-and-water enemas will be good enough, K. There are a many different enema recipes. Perhaps you've heard of coffee enemas***? They remove liver toxins and are used with immune-suppressed people a lot these days. Enema recipes exist for everything from the mildest cammomile solutions that leave one feeling refreshed and relaxed to some that are well within the province of BDSM punishment.

Here's a link to the grandmother of all enema sites. I can vouch for thier professionalism and the quality of thier products.
www.bethtyler.com




*** Please do not read this and then go drain coffee into your rectum. A specific amount has to be diluted into water before it can be taken into your body safely. In fact, don't play with enemas at all until you know what you're doing unless you like emergency rooms and explaining to all of them there what you did...and why.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Thanks for the information, cym

So, you wouldn't use three Fleet enemas in a row, would you?

 

[lilfrk]

Fleets enemas are to relieve constipation not for cleansing. Big difference. They contain a laxitive that I'm sure you don't want to work right in the middle of your hot anal sex action.

Water or soap and water are best for cleansing.

 

[cymbidia]

Fleets enemas are to relieve constipation not for cleansing. Big difference. They contain a laxitive that I'm sure you don't want to work right in the middle of your hot anal sex action.

Water or soap and water are best for cleansing.

lilfrk is undoubtedly correct. I really don't know much at all about Fleet enemas. As i said, i have and use my own gear and have had it for a long time.

The only real contact i've had with pre-mixed enemas has been the two times i was in the hospital getting ready to have a baby and they wanted me to do one before things really got going. Having been the adult companion for a minor who was present in the birthing room to witness the birth of her sister, i can see why. Her mother, my very good friend, had a little poop accident while trying to push that kid out. That's about the time the other kid, the one in my care, decided she didn't want to be there anymore and she and i left without dallying. I was *glad*.

Anyway, i defer to lilfrk's obvious knowledge on this. She sounds like she knows what she's talking about, and especially with regard to premixed enemas.