ass cleaning

[Guest]

how do you get your ass ready to be licked......do you do anything special to make sure that region of your body is particularly clean.....

 

[mig]

Paint stripper and sandpaper.

 

[Guest]

sand blasting

 

[Laurel]

Some paint, floor wax, a vase of fresh daisies.

 

[Private Vasquez]

It's got a natural cleanliness. No need for preparation.

 

[Laurel]

Honestly, a good thorough showering should suffice.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

how do you get your ass ready to be licked......do you do anything special to make sure that region of your body is particularly clean.....

Yes. Eat lots of red peppers, hot sauce, and chile about 5 hours before.

 

[glamorilla]

i have a magic self cleaning ass.

 

[mig]

Re: Re: ass cleaning

Yes. Eat lots of red peppers, hot sauce, and chile about 5 hours before.

That is paint stripper.

 

[SkyBluAngelEyes]

Holy Hell... I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!!

 

[Laurel]

i have a magic self cleaning ass.

I have a family of remoras that live there.

 

[glamorilla]

bring thier cousins!

 

[DéjàNu]

i have a magic self cleaning ass.

Where did you buy it? Can I have one installed?

 

[SilverVeil]

Charmin !!!!!

 

[Jim_Henson]

Ok I think I'm awake now... I'm not sure whether I got super Glams magically lubed ass installed or not.

If I did at least i know its not currently leaking

 

[glamorilla]

avoid olestra!

 

[Ginny]

http://www.gayhome.com/tidy/images/asspkg.jpg

<winking at sexy glam>

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

The day before, make sure to eat a lot of crabcakes, broccoli, cheese, peanuts and corn. Make sure to only half-wipe when you are done using the bathroom. Just rest assured that you are good to go when the time comes.

 

[Ginny]

lmao

 

[Ginny]

still giggling.....i loved the "half-wipe" advice......

 

[glamorilla]

personally there's nothing like a really good hydro~colonic. makes youur head spin and it's good for your tummy too.

 

[Ginny]

it that like a water-pic for your butt?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

how do you get your ass ready to be licked......do you do anything special to make sure that region of your body is particularly clean.....

Who have you been talking to?

 

[glamorilla]

yes..and they come in a wide variety of flavors.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

The way to a man's heart is through his colon.