Aspiring and ambitious alliteration artistes

[Guest]

Care to create a cornucopia of creative codswallop?

Want to while away a wet and windy day with wondrous whinging?

Post plenty of prose positively profuse in pretty (or not so pretty) alliteration for a prodigious prize.

Feel free to flow in fluff, not forgetting to follow the form.

Loud, lascivious, lewd and licentious, Lou.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Sorry, can't

Fraid I fail to fling fucking fantastic phrases on forums
Cause I'm a boorish, boring, boasting bloody bastard.
I will wish you wit though on your weary, wacky way
And lots of luck at being locquacious literary lackeys. -Lucifer_Carroll

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Sorry, can't

Fraid I fail to fling fucking fantastic phrases on forums
Cause I'm a boorish, boring, boasting bloody bastard.
I will wish you wit though on your weary, wacky way
And lots of luck at being locquacious literary lackeys. -Lucifer_Carroll

 

[Guest]

Re: Sorry, can't

Fraid I fail to fling fucking fantastic phrases on forums
Cause I'm a boorish, boring, boasting bloody bastard.
I will wish you wit though on your weary, wacky way
And lots of luck at being locquacious literary lackeys. -Lucifer_Carroll

Fantastically fabulous my frivolous friend.

Lou

 

[mcfbridge]

Doggedly and Determined I Dare to Dream of Debauching your Delicate Derrierre During which Delusions of Desire I Decry the Distance Detering me from Discovering the Delights of your Delicious and Demurely Dramatic erotic Deeds, and Diabolical beauty, as you Dance Daringly and then Do Dozens of Different things which Develop into Days of Desire Spent Dreaming as a Duet and not Devoid of your Devotion.

Just for you Darling Lou,

Dreaming forever,

Mike

 

[Guest]

Doggedly and Determined I Dare to Dream of Debauching your Delicate Derrierre During which Delusions of Desire I Decry the Distance Detering me from Discovering the Delights of your Delicious and Demurely Dramatic erotic Deeds, and Diabolical beauty, as you Dance Daringly and then Do Dozens of Different things which Develop into Days of Desire Spent Dreaming as a Duet and not Devoid of your Devotion.

Just for you Darling Lou,

Dreaming forever,

Mike

WOW!

Looks like I've located my prize winner already.

I am Dumfounded, Discombobulated and Dumbstruck.

In awe of your Deliciously Daring Declarations,

Lou

P.S. I haven't forgotten, will write tomorrow and explain a couple of things.

 

[mcfbridge]

WOW!

Looks like I've located my prize winner already.

I am Dumfounded, Discombobulated and Dumbstruck.

In awe of your Deliciously Daring Declarations,

Lou

P.S. I haven't forgotten, will write tomorrow and explain a couple of things.

Fondly and unFailingly I await your Faithful and Feeling reply. Please Fullfill my Fantasies and don't leave me Forsaken and Forlorn.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Quickly the quizzical queen quietly queried the quark’s quality. Gobbling goblets of gastronomical gelatin, while gabbling gaumlessly against the governing gynaecocracy. Vacillating over various vignettes of vapid virtue, he vacillated in a vermicidal vengeance, then vanished. Regretfully, rash ruffians remorselessly rebuked his rubric roughly.

 

[Guest]

Quickly the quizzical queen quietly queried the quark’s quality. Gobbling goblets of gastronomical gelatin, while gabbling gaumlessly against the governing gynaecocracy. Vacillating over various vignettes of vapid virtue, he vacillated in a vermicidal vengeance, then vanished. Regretfully, rash ruffians remorselessly rebuked his rubric roughly.

Poor bloke.



I marvel at your maginificant meandering amidst words of meritable meaning.

Lou

 

[Liar]

Dandy dude Damon downed dainty double daiquiris - dozens. Dastardly, Damon, danced delirious down Damon's dad's driveway. Devishly dumb, dreadfully droll, Damon drove daddy's Dodge downtown.

Disco drums droned discreetly.

"Desicions, desicions," Damon drawled, deciding decadent debauchery, "Delilah? Daisy? Debbie?"

Darla, Damon decided,

Darla, delicious double D dame, dipped down, devouring Damon's dick, distracting dandy dude's driving dangerously.

---

Double drunk driver DUI, detective Dawson decided.

 

[The_Fool]

Left Behind by Lou

Sleekly sexy
She saunters down the street.
Surreptitious glances
From all the married men
Lead to heartache and heartburn
With all the wedded women.
Woefully I wander
Destitute Downcast
Seeking even to touch her shadow
As I dog her footsteps.
Hampered by heartache
Haunted by helplessness
My vision vanishes.
I’m desolate at destiny denied.

 

[Xelebes]

Dead deals dole out dastardly dosed doilies to the Duchess of Dorchester.

 

[Guest]

Dandy dude Damon downed dainty double daiquiris - dozens. Dastardly, Damon, danced delirious down Damon's dad's driveway. Devishly dumb, dreadfully droll, Damon drove daddy's Dodge downtown.

Disco drums droned discreetly.

"Desicions, desicions," Damon drawled, deciding decadent debauchery, "Delilah? Daisy? Debbie?"

Darla, Damon decided,

Darla, delicious double D dame, dipped down, devouring Damon's dick, distracting dandy dude's driving dangerously.

---

Double drunk driver DUI, detective Dawson decided.

Are there any more words beginning with d left in the world now?

That was awfully greedy, Liar, but very good!

Lou

 

[Guest]

Left Behind by Lou

Sleekly sexy
She saunters down the street.
Surreptitious glances
From all the married men
Lead to heartache and heartburn
With all the wedded women.
Woefully I wander
Destitute Downcast
Seeking even to touch her shadow
As I dog her footsteps.
Hampered by heartache
Haunted by helplessness
My vision vanishes.
I’m desolate at destiny denied.

Oh, wow! Simply beautiful, Fool.

THANK YOU!!!

Lou