Asking for the impossible?

[BrownIslandGurl]

So....

Yes this is Lit. Yes its most likely filled with nasty, dirty, perverted individuals that love to dabble in what gets them going..

However I am sure there are those like me who do enjoy a little bit of conversation that is not focused entirely on sex.

I am a teeny bit picky though.

So if you feel like flicking me a Pm please make sure you are not:

1. A douche bag.
2. Married.
3. In a relationship.
4. Able to string along a sentence.

Thank you, if you managed to get this far.

xx
B

 

[ohsalamanca]

So if you feel like flicking me a Pm please make sure you are not:

4. Able to string along a sentence.

Kiwi..delicious

 

[IWSL]

So I have to ensure that I am not not able to string along a sentence because if I could ensure that then I would make certain that I could make you happy because I am probably the most amazing person on this forum and it seems that you are entirely lacking in that facet which means that there is an opening for me which could possibly be filled by....okay I'm done.

In all seriousness though, I hope you find what you are looking for. You seem like you are deserving. At any rate..Best of luck dear.

 

[BrownIslandGurl]

Oh Me Gerd!!!

I meant, "Can" string along a sentence...........

Epic Fail.

._.

 

[georgerb]

To err is human...

 

[englishgent73]

Oh Me Gerd!!!

I meant, "Can" string along a sentence...........

Epic Fail.

._.

Happens to the best of us!

Just never realised there were so many pedants around here....