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[Boxstar]

Hey everyone. I just wanted to give a greeting to everyone out there on the boards. I've been coming to Literotica for a while now, reading the stories and the bulletin boards (you people crack me up sometimes) Anyway, I figured my expertise on life and sex (I have about enough to fill a small notepad....we're talking hand-held) would be appreciated, so I decided to finally registar. Since most of you have known each other for a while, I want to give you the chance to get to know me so I started this thread. So go ahead....don't be shy (you people....shy....yeah right.)....ask me anything.

 

[Mischka]

What size notepad? And do write on both sides of the paper? Do you prefer ballpoint, fountain pen, or pencil?

 

[Boxstar]

Good question. I think my sex/life expertise would be on one of those tiny flip notebooks that fit in your hand. I'd probably use a big fat magic marker to write in it with.....like one or two words per page.

 

[p_p_man]

What's your favourite fetish?...

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[Mischka]

You should probably downsize that marker so you can leave room for future experiences. And get a couple of colors. Brighten things up.

Wait, I think I'm the one giving advice now. What were we supposed to ask you again?

 

[Problem Child]

Boxstar...

Can you spell correctly most of the time?

 

[Boxstar]

Favorite fetish...hmm...thats a little more personal, but all's fair on this board....my ex and I used to tie each other up....that was sorta fun...

thats good advice mischka.......maybe i'll switch to a crayon or something to spice things up a bit.

Keep 'em coming......i'm starting to feel like one of the team.

 

[Boxstar]

Did I spell something wrong? I can't tell. Let me know if i did. I don't want to be know as the board poster that can't spell.....don't hate me...hahahaha

 

[Mischka]

We have teams? Darn. I'm not very good at organized sports.

And PC, are you on a ship or something? Why is your toothpick rocking back and forth? I keep staring at it's rythmic movements...

 

[Problem Child]

We have teams? Darn. I'm not very good at organized sports.

And PC, are you on a ship or something? Why is your toothpick rocking back and forth? I keep staring at it's rythmic movements...

I dunno. Maybe I'm the straw that stirs your drink.

 

[Problem Child]

Did I spell something wrong? I can't tell. Let me know if i did. I don't want to be know as the board poster that can't spell.....don't hate me...hahahaha

You're doing fine dude.

Welcome.

 

[Boxstar]

Thanks buddy. I was starting to get worried. I had mental images coming back in from grade school dodgeball...of being hit over and over again with those stupid red balls.....all the kids laughing at me......

I think I could use a stiff martini like your av to settle my nerves.

 

[Problem Child]

shaken or stirred?

 

[lavender]

 

[morninggirl5]

Welcome boxstar.

Are you sure you know what you're getting yourself into?

 

[Boxstar]

I like my martinis James Bond style. Shaken not stirred. Too bad I can't drink them with that much style. I'm usually so drunk when I order a martini that I just spill it all over myself. Those glasses are a bitch when you're faced.

Politcal affiliation....damn I never thought that would come up. Let me just say this. I think Bush is an idiot. But it gives him character. I loved his graduation speech at Yale this year,

"To all the A and B students, I say congratulations. To all the C and D students, I say.....you too can be president some day."

Absolutely priceless.