kendra1980
book writing :)
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book writing :)
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I thought so. I plan to indulge myself in all of the above lots this weekend. I generally appreciate what I have, who I am and what God has given me.
I know I'm terribly blessed.
Happy Thanksgiving to the Lit answer man and the beautiful babe he lives with.
Happy Thanksgiving to you and your man friend, too!
sunshinegirl05
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I have my U of M shirt on in my av..b/c of the big game. It will change after this game....and depending on if Michigan wins......will depend on how soon they come back. I may lose a bet. :-/
availableslave2u
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what's your favorite john denver song?
Bad_Old_Man
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Hi Brad, just wondering if you could help me out.
I need to explain Boyles Law to a group of students but don't fully grasp it myself, simplify it please
I need to explain Boyles Law to a group of students but don't fully grasp it myself, simplify it please
Jett_73
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May I please, BBB?
Boyle's Law, or 'Why the smell of your secret fart in the elevator doesn't dissipate until the doors open'.
Little boy physicist humor.
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It's Thank God I'm a Country Boy. It reminds me of going to Orioles' games when I first got to Maryland. They use to play it during the seventh inning stretch.
See below.
May I please, BBB?
Boyle's Law, or 'Why the smell of your secret fart in the elevator doesn't dissipate until the doors open'.
Little boy physicist humor.
Thanks!
catherinewheel77
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At what age did you begin spanking the monkey?
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I never had a monkey. Or a cat. Or a pony. We had dogs. And I NEVER spank my dogs. I can just discipline them by giving them a sharp, "Hey" (see what I did there Sparp hey...Shar Pei....get it?) or just giving them a look.
Wait...oh...fuck...you mean when did I start masturbating? Um....I was poor as a child and we didn't have enough money for toys and clothes...so my mom just used to cut the pockets out of my pants.
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I'm a guy...and....I've always enjoyed taking things into my own hands from a young age. Defo pre-teen. Maybe even pre-double digits.
catherinewheel77
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Is it true you're vastly proficient with a vagina?
mickyp123
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13, I remember it well, why? Because when I came I seriously thought I had fucking broken it, I felt totally drained, my poor cock was dying and I remember thinking to myself I bloody won't do that again.
At what age did you discover your clit
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Ain't gotten any complaints with owners of that particular orifice! So, you know that that means...i'm either vastly proficient or terribly inept.
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catherinewheel77
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My word, that sounds like it was rather traumatizing.
Somewhere between age 5 and 7, I think.
Listen to you...all humble.
mickyp123
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You didn't did ya, .......you never told her you worked in a zoo
Dr Doolittle managed to talk to his ones
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Listen to you...all humble.
Cain't hep it!
catherinewheel77
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What's the first song you fucked to?
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It's either Someone to Lay Down Beside Me by Linda or One of These Nights by The Eagles....
No wait...Someone to Lay Down Beside Me was hole in the crotch of her jeans/pussy eating song. So One of These Nights was the first song I fucked to!
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Seriously? There is no choice whatsoever. The Red Rooster should stick to making potent potables.
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catherinewheel77
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It's either Someone to Lay Down Beside Me by Linda or One of These Nights by The Eagles....
No wait...Someone to Lay Down Beside Me was hole in the crotch of her jeans/pussy eating song. So One of These Nights was the first song I fucked to!
And how long did you last, Mr. Suave?
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Question for you CW....
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They don't call me "Two Stroke Brad" for nothing!
My sex manual was "insert A into B....repeat if necessary."
She told me to give her 8 inches and make it hurt so I fucked her 4 times and punched her in the head.
Thank you very much. I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
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