JazzManJim
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Go ahead. I double dog dare you!
Ask me ANYTHING! Anything at all, and I will make up stuff you'll probably believe!!
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Starblayde
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you actually think i'm a jumped-up little limey jerk, dont you? 
Starblayde
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why are you always 'cheeky'?
Willing and Unsure
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why does my "friend" think the world revolves around her?
why does she blame me for getting a B on a paper that I had nothing to do with?
why does she blame me for getting a B on a paper that I had nothing to do with?
JazzManJim
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Wiggles said:
To handle the litter box smell:
Using a grater, grind up the peel of some citrus fruit. Sprinkle this "zest" on the bottom of the box and when your feline does its sinful little business and scratches, voila! Instant fruity smell.
To handle the non-stick:
Line the box with any store-bought wax paper. It's not plastic, wears well, and won't irritate your cat's tender footsies.
Starblayde
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Why am I still laughing at your 'neener neener neeeeener' av?
JazzManJim
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Starblayde said:you actually think i'm a jumped-up little limey jerk, dont you?
Yes, because you have the attention of perky_baby. But don't worry, it's only spiteful jealousy.
I"m always cheeky because I have yet to find out exactly what that word means and am afraid that it's perhaps the coolest thing I can be and changing it would decrease my public image.
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Willing and Unsure said:
1) Because it does.
2) Because you should have had the foresight as a true friend to develop telepathic powers sufficient to transmit the "A" paper from your mind to hers.
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JazzManJim said:
wow... and I'm not even taking that class and I shoulda known... how intriguing
why does she proceed to tell anyone that wears a larger size than her they are a cow? not everyone can be a size 5 ya know.
SlipperyKitten
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How can I take over the world using a minimal amount of preparation and effort?
Vlad da Inhaler
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how do you deal with looking at yourself in the mirror?
Willing and Unsure
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why do I care so much about what a friend says?
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JazzManJim
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cutie pie said:Is it better to arrange my CD collection alphabetically or by type of music? And why?
Neither. Arrange it by how often you listen to the CD. That way the ones you want most often are in the most convenient place.
W&U - Because you're not being distracted by multiple orgasms.
SK - Subcontract it out. There are several groups poised to do this right now: The Jews, The Republicans, The Illuminati, The European Union, etc. Make them beholden to you and that way, when one of them succeeds, they owe you!
Vlad da Cumdrinker - I don't know. I haven't heard a thing you've said.
SlipperyKitten
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Should I admit I think you are nifty?
JazzManJim
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SlipperyKitten said:Should I admit I think you are nifty?
Yes. And since you also live in relatively close prximity to me, you should show up at my door clad only in a warm coat and a smile.
JB - No. Some idiot will end up drinking it, get infected with the spirochetes from the mud, and die of consumption.
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Rambrat said:
Yes. Except that in the dark, it's really big and it's ALL AROUND YOU!!
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Re: Rocky Horror
I'm Admiral John Poindexter and we know all about you, young man.
REDWAVE said:
I'm Admiral John Poindexter and we know all about you, young man.
