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What did the last sext you sent say?

LMAO.....did you misspell text? :p :p :p

(OK...I tried to sext with my wife....I wrote...what are you wearing? she wrote...my pjs...I wrote...take them off...she wrote...no...it's cold here....:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: seriously people...look what I have to work with here....:eek:)

Have you ever gotten a sext meant for someone else?
 
I've never sexted :eek:

When was the last time you had a good make out session?

Honestly... I don't make out that often. I wish it happened more. Maybe a month ago. :eek:

Who is a litster you would totally make out with give the chance?
 
Honestly... I don't make out that often. I wish it happened more. Maybe a month ago. :eek:

Who is a litster you would totally make out with give the chance?

I'm picky so she would have to have a pulse and be between the ages of 18 an 80.
You fit that description.

How far would you travel to meet someone new?
 
I'm picky so she would have to have a pulse and be between the ages of 18 an 80.
You fit that description.

How far would you travel to meet someone new?

If I wasn't married, the farther the sexier!

Would you spring for a VIP suite if it meant you could have sex with anyone you wanted?
 
If I wasn't married, the farther the sexier!

Would you spring for a VIP suite if it meant you could have sex with anyone you wanted?

Oh hell yeah. Hahaha - it's only money. (I don't have a bottomless bucket - but it's money well spent in my book.)

Are you impressed when a potential lover goes all in to seduce you?
 
Oh hell yeah. Hahaha - it's only money. (I don't have a bottomless bucket - but it's money well spent in my book.)

Are you impressed when a potential lover goes all in to seduce you?

Of course!
But I discourage excessive gift spending.

Do you like hand crafted gifts?
 
Of course!
But I discourage excessive gift spending.

Do you like hand crafted gifts?

Most of the time...sometimes you smile and appreciate the thought.

Are you crafty?(like as in arts and crafts...not sneaky like Swiper :) )
 
OMG no, lol



Is there a better thing to mix food with? :devil:

Do you notice phallic images and chuckle?

I totally do!! In my office there is an acronym that is very close to "Penis" and I giggle every time they say it...

Do you blush easily?
 
I totally do!! In my office there is an acronym that is very close to "Penis" and I giggle every time they say it...

Do you blush easily?

I don't - and when I do it's sometimes hard to tell, especially if I have a tan.

Do you play with your hair sometimes and not even realize it until someone mentions it?
 
I totally do!! In my office there is an acronym that is very close to "Penis" and I giggle every time they say it...

Do you blush easily?

Yes. It’s embarrassing.

Do you hold the gaze or look away when someone looks at you appreciatively?
 
I don't - and when I do it's sometimes hard to tell, especially if I have a tan.

Do you play with your hair sometimes and not even realize it until someone mentions it?

Nope - I have short hair so playing with it is obvious and deliberate :)

Yes. It’s embarrassing.

Do you hold the gaze or look away when someone looks at you appreciatively?

God yes! I hate attention and compliments...

Have you ever done Karaoke?
 
Look away.

Are you good at flirting?

I was a cocktail waitress then a bartender for almost ten years.
Then I was a blackjack, table games dealer for five.
Yeah, I'm pretty good at it LOL

Nope - I have short hair so playing with it is obvious and deliberate :)

God yes! I hate attention and compliments...

Have you ever done Karaoke?

Yes - I'm not as good at it as I'd like but I try to get an A for effort :)

Maybe better online than in real life...but still pretty rubbish

Do you sleep naked?

Not as much as I'd like to because of the kidlets.

I wear panties.

Have you ever had to hide while naked?

Yes - several times :devil:

Have you ever fallen asleep tied up?
 
Have you ever fallen asleep tied up?

Yes, LOL, it happens.

What is the riskiest place youve been naked

In the coat closet during a new years eve party. Completely buck ass naked.

* (don't skip me! lol - clear some PM's Rhonda so I can reply :cattail:) *

You're unskipped!

Have you used your Get out of Jail Free card?

Not yet, though I have relied heavily on my Guardian Angel and good lawyers.

Have you ever dodged a bullet (metaphorical or real) by just plain dumb luck?
 
Have you ever dodged a bullet (metaphorical or real) by just plain dumb luck?

The bullet hit me, but... There was a girl who hung around our Fraternity house who was free friendly. She became known as "Frisbee" because she was passed around. Technically, she was passing herself. My schedule kept me from seeing her often and we never hooked up. None of us had even heard of the "post secondary option". She was a high school Junior (16 or 17) taking classes on campus. So, bullet dodged.

What's you fondest memory of your twenties?
 
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