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Excluding platitudes and clichés; what is the most overused phrase or expression in your spoked word? (Ex: mine is “Oh Ja”)
I have stopped myself from saying "No, but seriously though" after saying it too many times.
Have you met anyone in 2018 who you have not had sex with but who you think that you eventually will?
Can you climb up a rope?
They tried to make me do it in middle school. Never did it.
What was the most recent sexual thing that embarrassed you?
Racking my brain here and I’ve got nothin.
Certain I can fabricate filthy scenarios that would get your mind wandering and wanting. PM me for details.
Last time you ate dessert for breakfast?
Sunday morning, there was a bag of Trader Joe’s neopolitan cookies in the fridge. There no longer is
While pizza for breakfast is a college tradition, do you ever have breakfast for dinner?

Is there a better time for breakfast foods?
How many tacos can you eat in one sitting?
How many tacos can you eat in one sitting?
What’s your favorite Milk Shake/Malt?
More than I ever do. I have never eaten as many as I could.
Vanilla.
What was the most recent surprise you've had during sex?

That I can handle much larger than I ever thought possible
How would you like to be surprised during sex?
By having another playmate walk into the room.
How much of your kinky side is still hidden from your SO?
I have no Kinks, other than a download of Lola and what’s on the Juno soundtrack. He’s known about them since we were first intimate and he’s okay with them so far.
What’s your unfair advantage?
In a relationship? I don't choose the kind of men who are likely to be disadvantaged.
At work? I can think on my feet.
there are many types of glass.. what is your favorite glass thing?
A red decorative bowl on my coffee table that I picked up at a second hand shop for < $20. People have complemented me on it, assume it’s a big ticket item but it’s all location, location, location.
Did you ever buy something for your child primarily because it was too expensive when you were a kid and you still wanted one?
Did you ever buy something for your child primarily because it was too expensive when you were a kid and you still wanted one?
Yes, all the time! Recent one was a tandem kayak I picked up on "sale." It was worth it though, this summer has been a blast and I have a freezer full of crabs that should last me til winter.
What was your last adventure?
Marriage. Twice.
Who would you take to Lit Prom?
What was your last failure?
I thought you'd never ask.
Should we spike the punch?
*gives navy an evil stare*
Spiked punch makes my thighs hurt.
What movie surprised you for being better (or worse) than you'd expected?
I remember going to see Interview with a Vampire because I loved the book. I was a little pissed Tom Cruise was LeStat. He was really good in that role. I enjoyed the movie immensely.
What book did you read that everyone but you raved about?
100 years of Solitude.
When was the blast time you laughed so hard you cried?
That would have been watching the latest episode of “Who is America” a few nights ago.
What disturbs you the most about the current administration?
The arrogance of being in government .
Do you feel the current administration increased the level of hate in society?