Ask Me A Question v. 1.9.19

No I like things calm and quiet.

If you had the means, would you install a pool in your home?

IN my home? Hmmm. That would mean that I would have to be able to afford a mansion big enough that I could install a pool in it. If that is the case then yes, I wish I had the means to afford a mansion large enough that I could afford to install a large pool in it.

Would you like a hot tub or a sauna at your residence, given it were free.
 
IN my home? Hmmm. That would mean that I would have to be able to afford a mansion big enough that I could install a pool in it. If that is the case then yes, I wish I had the means to afford a mansion large enough that I could afford to install a large pool in it.

Would you like a hot tub or a sauna at your residence, given it were free.

No, I'm not a fan of either.

Where were you the last time you had a moment of pure (non-sexual) bliss?
 
Then why even bother responding? Just to see your name on another post? Sheesh!!!

Okay, here's mine. 2013. Heart attack. Quintuple bypass. Don't mind reliving it because I'm still here.

Here's a question: Why bother responding to a question if you don't intend on answering the frickin' question?

Because I can. Suck it.

No.

Do you find that you're more likely to snap at someone online or in real life?

I treat both with equality.

What is inside the largest can in your pantry?
 
No.

Do you find that you're more likely to snap at someone online or in real life?

Real Life.

If you could make one thing about today's world the way it was in the 50s, would it be respect, manners, or use of language? No copping out. You must pick one.
 
Both, if they are trying to aggravate me on purpose.

Are you a patient person?

I am. I have the patience of Job. All things in their time.

Real Life.

If you could make one thing about today's world the way it was in the 50s, would it be respect, manners, or use of language? No copping out. You must pick one.

I would not. I do not idolize the 50s ( i’m a minority and the shit my parents had to put up with in comparison to me was pretty horrible.)

How much of your sense of social justice is influenced by your childhood/early teen years?
 
Because I can. Suck it.



I treat both with equality.

What is inside the largest can in your pantry?

Can.. hmm.. I suppose it's probably tomatoes

Both, if they are trying to aggravate me on purpose.

Are you a patient person?

exceptionally patient


Real Life.

If you could make one thing about today's world the way it was in the 50s, would it be respect, manners, or use of language? No copping out. You must pick one.

hahaha..seriously... I can cop out whenever I want. In my opinion, this thread uses 2-part responses. Anyone who says "same question" is doing the same things as someone who says "that answer is too personal." It's something we deal with.. roll with.. and drop.

I wasn't alive in the 50s so my true awareness is biased by Pleasantville...
clearly, I'd bring back pearl necklaces.

Paul's Question - I think I was raised to 'do the right thing." That became the birth of social justice in my world.

If you could design sexual jewelry, what would it include?
 
Because I can. Suck it.

I treat both with equality.

What is inside the largest can in your pantry?

The nectar of the gods! Coffee!

Can.. hmm.. I suppose it's probably tomatoes

hahaha..seriously... I can cop out whenever I want. In my opinion, this thread uses 2-part responses. Anyone who says "same question" is doing the same things as someone who says "that answer is too personal." It's something we deal with.. roll with.. and drop.

I wasn't alive in the 50s so my true awareness is biased by Pleasantville...
clearly, I'd bring back pearl necklaces.

Paul's Question - I think I was raised to 'do the right thing." That became the birth of social justice in my world.

If you could design sexual jewelry, what would it include?

It would be something delicate and subtle, images within images, Engraved or embossed.

Why is the funniest person you know the funniest person you know?
 
The nectar of the gods! Coffee!



It would be something delicate and subtle, images within images, Engraved or embossed.

Why is the funniest person you know the funniest person you know?

The funniest person I know has studied the science of comedy to the extent that he is published on the subject. He is clever, willing to laugh at life, and his timing is impeccable.

What draws you to entertainers?
 
The funniest person I know has studied the science of comedy to the extent that he is published on the subject. He is clever, willing to laugh at life, and his timing is impeccable.

What draws you to entertainers?
Their smile. Every time, in almost any context.

What can you hide behind a smile?
 
My crippling depression.

What’s the best joke you like to tell people?

(Sorry to hear that TM, stay strong brother)

Its one about a woman who asks her husband for money for a boob job. Its chauvinistic n juvenile but funny n normally the only one i remmeber

What quality in a person gets you hooked?
 
(Sorry to hear that TM, stay strong brother)

Its one about a woman who asks her husband for money for a boob job. Its chauvinistic n juvenile but funny n normally the only one i remmeber

What quality in a person gets you hooked?

a passion for life

Is there a romantic scene that you tend to relive with new partners?
 
Is there a romantic scene that you tend to relive with new partners?
No, I like to start fresh.


(Sorry to hear that TM, stay strong brother)

Its one about a woman who asks her husband for money for a boob job. Its chauvinistic n juvenile but funny n normally the only one i remmeber

What quality in a person gets you hooked?

(Thank you. Im working through it)

And you can’t mention and not tell it!!! Tell it! Tell it! Tell it!

Their sense of humor and kindness.

This is a great question, let it ride!
 
No, I like to start fresh

Their sense of humor and kindness.

This is a great question, let it ride!

(yes, tell the joke! and hugs to you, trouble :rose:)

a dude who is a good conversationalist. And brown eyes help.

Are you able to hug strangers?
 
(yes, tell the joke! and hugs to you, trouble :rose:)

a dude who is a good conversationalist. And brown eyes help.

Are you able to hug strangers?

I feel this is going to be anti climactic lol but here goes

Wife: Darling can i have 10K
Hub: What do you need 10k for?
Wife: i want to get a boob job*
Hub: look i know how you can get bigger boobs and it wont cost a cent
Wife: Really, how?
Hub: Just get some toilet paper and rub it between ur breasts 3 times a day
Wife: is that it, you sure it will work?
Hub: Cant see why not, it worked on your ass*

Yeah i can hug a stranger, its not something i make a habit of but in certain situations its fine.

Would you stop to see if a stranger is ok if you saw them crying or walk by?
 
I feel this is going to be anti climactic lol but here goes

Yeah i can hug a stranger, its not something i make a habit of but in certain situations its fine.

Would you stop to see if a stranger is ok if you saw them crying or walk by?

:D funny joke

I would stop.

Do you engage strangers regularly whether it's a hello as you pass on the street or a conversation start in the grocery checkout lane
 
:D funny joke

I would stop.

Do you engage strangers regularly whether it's a hello as you pass on the street or a conversation start in the grocery checkout lane

I will engage but to what extent depends upon the circumstances.

What did you last make out a check/cheque for?
 
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