Ask a stupid question !!!

[awara]

The rules :

U answer the previous question and ask one of your own :


Q : why do we get excited when we see a naked person ?

 

[perks]

A. biology


Q. What is up with the ducks and the fjords?

 

[BigDawg69]

A: Dunno, but there's a certain Duck whose fjord I'd like to get into.

Q: Can't we all just get along?

 

[Guest]

 

[Private Vasquez]

A: Is is to be said as often as is humanly possible.

Q: Where do babies come from?

 

[Guest]

 

[Private Vasquez]

now we're getting all confused.

I answered his, but you beat me, so I fixed mine to answer yours...and now it's different..****!!

A: boogers are little pieces of brain matter exiting your head via your nose.

Q: How did he do that??

 

[BigDawg69]

A: Food for thought

Q: Why do some threads die, while others prosper?

 

[perks]

A: the thread fairy decides

Q: Are we there yet?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[BigDawg69]

A: the thread fairy decides

Q: Are we there yet?

A: If you have to ask, we'll never make it.

Q: Would you do it all over again?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

A: Do not make me pull this car over, we will get there when we get there.


Q: Why is it the older one gets, the larger car they seem to drive?

 

[perks]

A.no cookie for you
A.I'd do it again in a heartbeat
A. Asses spread


Q. If your nickname was Bubba what kind of shoes would you wear?

 

[BigDawg69]

A: Big ole shit kicker boots!

Q: Are ducks really that sexy?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

A: Donald Duck does nothing for me

Q: Will my kids ever leave the house?

 

[perks]

A. Yes, but they'll come back repeatedly.
Q. Who let the dogs out?

 

[BigDawg69]

A: I did, but with your help

Q: Who wrote the book of love?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

A: a woman, nothing else could make it this complicated.

Q: Why is it my cat always pukes on the carpet and never the hardwood floors?

 

[BigDawg69]

A: Cats are evil creatures

Q: Where does the extra voltage go?

 

[perks]

edited to say, goddamnit too late

 

[perks]

A: Cats are evil creatures

Q: Where does the extra voltage go?

A: that's what makes the potato tell time
Q: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

A: its a vast international conspiracy in an attempt to...hell I give up I dont know.

Q: Why does Laurels nomination thread keep staying on top, riff last posted there at 8am EST?

 

[perks]

A: It's sticky, and she's the boss<read> programs it to stay that way so we the people can read it, because we need to.

Q: If lucky little bluebird fly above the rainbow, why, oh why, can't I?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

A: your webbed feet have too much wind resistance

Q: Who invented charcoal?

 

[perks]

A:Henry Ford
Q: What is a knick knack paddy whack?