As Vyv said

[Cheri]

"This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence."

I'm sitting here thinking this is a very boring evening and so I must do something to liven things up. So I called up a quote from The Young Ones, one of my fav old Brit shows and spent a few minutes digging through my pages of bookmarks. In the quest for something amusing and informative I found this gem:
http://www.sexualrecords.com/
Fun site. So anyhoo, here's something interesting I learned tonight...

Longest Orgasm Female
As you probably know, women are capable of multiple orgasms without having to rest between. 10 to 15 percent of women experience this type regardless of age. What you probably didn’t know is that women are capable of sustained orgasm, called status orgasmus. These start with a 2 to 4 second "spastic contraction" and last twenty to sixty seconds. Masters and Johnson (1966) published a chart of one woman who experienced a 43-second orgasm, consisting of at least 25 successive contractions. Status orgasmus is usually the result of self-stimulation, but a woman can experience it at the hands (or whatever) of a suitably skilled lover.


[Edited by Cheri on 09-09-2000 at 09:26 PM]

 

[Bobtoad777]

where can i get my hands on a manual to be able to do that to a woman.

 

[Cheri]

Um Bobman, perhaps you should start out a little slower...

We wouldn't want someone who hasn't added 2 and 2 to fit his brain around advanced calculus.

Damn I'm mean to you...

 

[Bobtoad777]

well the answer to 2 + 2 = now let me pause her for a moment to explain something about american math vs. canadain math

it the united states of america was to buy a 2$ bag of chips and a 2$ bottle of pop he/she would pay 4$

but if a candian was going to that his initial cost would be an american 4$ but then how did he get that american dollar he payed a 49% currency exchange so now that $4 dollar snakc has cost him $5.96 that doestn end the deal ho bnout if he bout it on a border cross trip and was bringing it home later for a snack cause they dont have moxie and porkrinds in canada well then he would have to pay a 23% candian duty on them as a luxury product. thus bring the total up to a measely $7.33, bu that not good enough if you live in new brunswick, the premier bernard lord wants his fair share so now you pay another 15% sales tax. this now brings the total up to $8.43.

so cheri the answer to you question if your candian 2 + 2 = 8.43 while in the states you can get away with 4 for the answer.

what you were mean to me?

 

[Cheyenne]

You mean to tell me that a 43 second orgasm isn't normal for most women???

 

[Gingersnap]

Doing the SUPERIOR dance....... Neener Neener Neener!!!!!!

 

[Naked Hunny]

HOLD UP BUCKO!! I swear ive had orgasms that were longer than 43 seconds!! hmmm.. Maybe i just lost track of time afterwards nevermind move along move along!!

 

[Silverlily]

Sorry, I can't speak during an orgasm, much less count or tell time. Last Fourth of July, I swear on all that is holy, I heard the Star Spangled Banner in it's entirety, that's at least a couple minutes.

God I love the "whatever" of a skilled lover!