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and Democrats are left with cleaning up the mess they've inflicted upon this country, what would you do if you were one of the ones headed into office next year?
What's your plan?
Mine is to grow America out of its debt. That is, to grow the incomes of every day Americans - the people who made this nation great - and bring back the good paying jobs that traitorous US corporations sent overseas. Enact an absolute ban on medical and financial companies processing any personal information overseas, as well as stricter standards for domestic companies to protect consumer data. I will piss in the Republican Party's face and tell them to kiss off - there will be a zero tolerance policy for the "free trading" of private personal information in this country when I am done. Of course, that policy will exclude Republicans, since they are opposed to the concept of protecting one's personal information.
Then I'll secure the borders and tell Mexico to piss off, too. I'll even shut off Mexican goods for a day to show them how much they need American consumer dollars. Ok, just kidding about that. But I would push Congress for a big fat Federal tax on all that money going out of the US to Mexico. I think 25% should suffice. It'll go toward fixing our overwhelmed health care system and hospitals that the illegals are bringing to their knees.
I'll push Congress to revoke the RealID Act and USAPATRIOT Act, and put an end to domestic spying. I'll put an end to Bush's allowing Osama Bin Laden to hide and create a national bogey man, and bring his ass in once and for all. I'll return US policy to the "speak softly and carry a big stick" approach of diplomacy and good deeds first, then whupping someone's ass when they threaten us. No more of this "I THINK they have WMD's, so we'll invade... oops, no WMD's, I meant to say we'll DEMOCRATIZE them!"
I'll establish a national academic olympics program and strengthen scientific grant programs, among other things, to encourage more students to pursue the sciences.
Oil industry profits will be subject to a progressive windfall profits tax that will be directed to fund research into an alternative energy infrastructure. I'll propose that bill to have a sunset clause (2015).
I'll have the space industry kickstarted back into an explorative and frontier mindset to supplement the stagnant, satellite maintenance and telescope launching chores that comprises its functionality today. By the time I leave office there'll be an infant space tourism industry and talk of a space freight infrastructure.
And on every Labor Day, I'm going to give a speech commemorating the contributions that America's working class has made to this great nation.
What's your plan?
Mine is to grow America out of its debt. That is, to grow the incomes of every day Americans - the people who made this nation great - and bring back the good paying jobs that traitorous US corporations sent overseas. Enact an absolute ban on medical and financial companies processing any personal information overseas, as well as stricter standards for domestic companies to protect consumer data. I will piss in the Republican Party's face and tell them to kiss off - there will be a zero tolerance policy for the "free trading" of private personal information in this country when I am done. Of course, that policy will exclude Republicans, since they are opposed to the concept of protecting one's personal information.
Then I'll secure the borders and tell Mexico to piss off, too. I'll even shut off Mexican goods for a day to show them how much they need American consumer dollars. Ok, just kidding about that. But I would push Congress for a big fat Federal tax on all that money going out of the US to Mexico. I think 25% should suffice. It'll go toward fixing our overwhelmed health care system and hospitals that the illegals are bringing to their knees.
I'll push Congress to revoke the RealID Act and USAPATRIOT Act, and put an end to domestic spying. I'll put an end to Bush's allowing Osama Bin Laden to hide and create a national bogey man, and bring his ass in once and for all. I'll return US policy to the "speak softly and carry a big stick" approach of diplomacy and good deeds first, then whupping someone's ass when they threaten us. No more of this "I THINK they have WMD's, so we'll invade... oops, no WMD's, I meant to say we'll DEMOCRATIZE them!"
I'll establish a national academic olympics program and strengthen scientific grant programs, among other things, to encourage more students to pursue the sciences.
Oil industry profits will be subject to a progressive windfall profits tax that will be directed to fund research into an alternative energy infrastructure. I'll propose that bill to have a sunset clause (2015).
I'll have the space industry kickstarted back into an explorative and frontier mindset to supplement the stagnant, satellite maintenance and telescope launching chores that comprises its functionality today. By the time I leave office there'll be an infant space tourism industry and talk of a space freight infrastructure.
And on every Labor Day, I'm going to give a speech commemorating the contributions that America's working class has made to this great nation.