As I've Matured...
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SkyBluAngelEyes
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As I've matured...
I've learned it's best not to sweat the petty things and not to pet the sweaty things.
*Except you backyard sweaty guy! (I've heard rumors!)*
I've learned it's best not to sweat the petty things and not to pet the sweaty things.
*Except you backyard sweaty guy! (I've heard rumors!)*
hogjack
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I don't know much
I've learned that really stupid people somehow manage to hook up and breed, begetting another generation of the same. How do THEY find each other?
I've learned that first impressions are not that important because you often have an opportunity for many lasting impressions.
I've learned that if there is syrup within 5 feet of me I seem to get it on my hands, clothing and elsewhere. Every time.
I've learned that really stupid people somehow manage to hook up and breed, begetting another generation of the same. How do THEY find each other?
I've learned that first impressions are not that important because you often have an opportunity for many lasting impressions.
I've learned that if there is syrup within 5 feet of me I seem to get it on my hands, clothing and elsewhere. Every time.
Mountain Man
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1. It's more fun to color outside the lines.
2. If you're gonna draw on the wall, do it behind the couch.
3. Ask why until you understand.
4. Hang on tight.
5. Even if you've been fishing for 3 hours and haven't gotten
anything except poison ivy and a sunburn, you're still better off
than the worm.
6. Make up the rules as you go along.
7. It doesn't matter who started it.
8. Ask for sprinkles.
9. If the horse you're drawing looks more like a dog, make it a dog.
10. Save a place in line for your friends.
11. Sometimes you have to take the test before you've finished
studying.
12. If you want a kitten, start out asking for a horse.
13. Just keep banging until someone opens the door.
14. Making your bed is a waste of time.
15. There is no good reason why clothes have to match.
16. Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to.
17. You work so hard pedaling up the hill that you hate to brake on
the way down.
18. You can't ask to start over just because you're losing the game.
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2. If you're gonna draw on the wall, do it behind the couch.
3. Ask why until you understand.
4. Hang on tight.
5. Even if you've been fishing for 3 hours and haven't gotten
anything except poison ivy and a sunburn, you're still better off
than the worm.
6. Make up the rules as you go along.
7. It doesn't matter who started it.
8. Ask for sprinkles.
9. If the horse you're drawing looks more like a dog, make it a dog.
10. Save a place in line for your friends.
11. Sometimes you have to take the test before you've finished
studying.
12. If you want a kitten, start out asking for a horse.
13. Just keep banging until someone opens the door.
14. Making your bed is a waste of time.
15. There is no good reason why clothes have to match.
16. Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to.
17. You work so hard pedaling up the hill that you hate to brake on
the way down.
18. You can't ask to start over just because you're losing the game.
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I've learned that I haven't gotten any closer to figuring out my life.
I've learned that i'm so much more like my dad than I thought I was.
I've learned that great responsibility is hard to shoulder.
I've learned that life can really pass me by if I don't stop and smell the roses every so often.
I've learned that I have so much more to learn.
I've learned to cry.
I've learned that i'm so much more like my dad than I thought I was.
I've learned that great responsibility is hard to shoulder.
I've learned that life can really pass me by if I don't stop and smell the roses every so often.
I've learned that I have so much more to learn.
I've learned to cry.
hogjack
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I've learned
I've learned...
... I'm not like Gunner's father at all, nothing against either of them.
...my ignorance is truly endless.
...the only thing I learned in high school was how to type - and the skills I learned from that class (a long time ago) were really worth all the other bullshit.
...one of my sisters can somehow find the same kind of guy over-and-over-and-over. There must be a secret handshake or some other quick identifier for Male - Waste of Oxygen.
I've learned...
... I'm not like Gunner's father at all, nothing against either of them.
...my ignorance is truly endless.
...the only thing I learned in high school was how to type - and the skills I learned from that class (a long time ago) were really worth all the other bullshit.
...one of my sisters can somehow find the same kind of guy over-and-over-and-over. There must be a secret handshake or some other quick identifier for Male - Waste of Oxygen.
