as a result of PCG's thread, I'm now going to auction off my penis

[Guest]

Start the bidding. And be nice. Ladies only (don't want the allocation ratio to go off even more now).

 

[Devilish1]

Hum. maybe a recap of what your penis looks like.
I think that will be a great way to start off the bidding, dont you think?

 

[Rambling Rose]

It's a blind auction?

 

[MissTaken]

A blind auction?

Does that mean we get to feel the item to assess size, girth , response time and value?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Guest]

Hum. maybe a recap of what your penis looks like.
I think that will be a great way to start off the bidding, dont you think?

Hey, enough people here have seen it. Ask around. For serious bidders, a live yahoo showing can be arranged.

 

[Jim_Henson]

I like you keeping on Storming actually

 

[Guest]

I like you keeping on Storming actually

Cocksucker.

 

[MissTaken]

I will bid

all the green M & M's I have saved since High School.


Heh.

 

[Guest]

Re: I will bid

all the green M & M's I have saved since High School.


Heh.

Sadly enough,







you're in the lead.

 

[Rambling Rose]

I've got a Tin Man sippy cup and a bowl of skank. Two bowls if you're a lightweight.

 

[SweetCherry]

Re: I will bid

all the green M & M's I have saved since High School.


Heh.

You mean you saved yours? Hell, I had a boyfriend who bought me the Holidays ones with only green and red. He ate all the red ones and gave me the gree ones. I ate em and we spent the rest of the evening fucking like bunnies.

 

[Jim_Henson]

Cocksucker.

Fine, come down to chicago then, I'll see if I can fit you in

 

[Guest]

Fine, come down to chicago then, I'll see if I can fit you in

Deal. Staying at Draaah's?

 

[lovetoread]

I gots some good n plentys to offer.

 

[Jim_Henson]

Deal. Staying at Draaah's?

Other.

But come down anyway

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: Re: I will bid

 

[Calamity Jane]

Hey, enough people here have seen it. Ask around. For serious bidders, a live yahoo showing can be arranged.

Depending on the actual quality of the offered product, and whether or not it suits my needs...

I bid three amazing blowjobs... AND... (appropriate drum roll noises) the opportunity to experience the one and only Kung Fu pussy.

Wonder if that's a serious enough bid to get in on the live action?

Edited because I can't fucking spell today

 

[Rambling Rose]

"Everybody was Kung Fu fighting..."

 

[Guest]

Depending on the actual quality of the offered product, and whether or not it suits my needs...

I bid three amazing blowjobs... AND... (appropriate drum roll noises) the opportunity to experience the one and only Kung Fu pussy.

Wonder if that's a serious enough bid to get in on the live action?

Edited because I can't fucking spell today

Well, blowjobs looks like it was spelled correctly. What else did you say?

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: I will bid

No...she can't be in the lead cause you should not eat candy...

So how about umm...a very private picture of your choice?

She's right, Jim.

 

[Siren]

 

[La Principessa]

how about all the tea in China???

 

[Marxist]

Re: Re: I will bid

You mean you saved yours? Hell, I had a boyfriend who bought me the Holidays ones with only green and red. He ate all the red ones and gave me the gree ones. I ate em and we spent the rest of the evening fucking like bunnies.

What happened to the bunnies?

 

[bad kitty]

Hey, enough people here have seen it. Ask around. For serious bidders, a live yahoo showing can be arranged.

K, I am serious, get your ass.... er penis on yahoo